🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Oh, that one is great. It's been a long running bit of PPP's. For example: "I ate all those 100 chicken nuggets you asked me to Kraut, now where's that attack video on Jim you promised in exchange?"

I like the way he tries to get Kraut and Mundane Matt to do Mukbangs to 'humanize themselves' and tries to get Kraut to go after Metokur and Ralph. Kraut's such a dumb motherfucker he doesn't even know when people are messing with him.

 

[Pomniman]

I've been too busy to follow most of the recent streams, but in general Dick is fundamentally a colossal nerd LARPing as a generic cool dude™ like in the movies. It comes as no surprise that he's pretty damn cringy when you look at the particulars of his personal life.

 

[CDWLTY]

I hope my old pussy-begging texts never get leaked. I think anyone that was in the pool from 2005 onwards has a mountain of embarrassing shit buried in their attempts to sweet talk whores. I know it took me a few years to figure out it was relatively unnecessary effort.

None of this drama is lolworthy enough to watch, sorry! It's funny to say Dick is the highest spire in that group. He at least made NP2 instead of bitching about deplatforming, and he's at least provided a steady stream of content for years with a somewhat-solid, real world fall back option. That's not the easiest to do, although the eternal 22 year old shtick is wearing thin. It blows me away that he hasn't had a kid yet, although that will likely be the grenade that blows the whole relationshit up when the girl realizes he was just filling the square, leading to her despising him because he doesn't really take parenthood seriously like she does.

Is anyone surprised he's not logically consistent though? I hate this LA, new media thing where no one can be the slightest bit critical of each other lest they infuriate fan bases and permanently poison the well against each other. In real relationships between guys you'd call each other out and acknowledge the fact the damn near all of us aren't as consistent as we wanna be. We hate simps and pussies, but we've all gone along with a headstrong GF when she wants to be vegan for a week or gone to a family reunion on the second date. It's just dumb that the stakes are so high no one can call him out on it. I can't say any of these people are living lives to look up to. They're unhappy, e-begging, and living extremely tenuous careers. I can't believe anyone looks UP to them, the lot of them. Ralph was what, a journalist? Who on earth likes journalists? I don't care what end of the political spect they are, like politicians it's loathsome on a fundamental level to choose to do that.

Why can't dick just own up to simping? He's old, it's what they do. I don't even think millenials have much ability to unsimp even with all their bluster. I see zoomers doing it somewhat consistently, everyone else is some degree of hypocrite, myself included. We too often put the pursuit of pussy ahead of our self-respect, and pretending we don't to save face is just embarrassing.

Everyone in IBS seems to just be a hedonist, floating from one day to another with the sole purpose of avoiding sobriety, whittling away their lifetime jumping from one controversy to another in a vain effort to emulate happiness, without ever doing much to actually create it. Maybe the end result is a lot of fat Cumia's running around trying to get funding for an IBS documentary.

 

[instythot]

I can't believe anyone looks UP to them, the lot of them. Ralph was what, a journalist? Who on earth likes journalists? I don't care what end of the political spect they are, like politicians it's loathsome on a fundamental level to choose to do that.

Not quite. He was a muckraking blogger who would push out the nastiest rumors he could find on women and homosexuals who wanted to make video games. He aspired to journalism. If he were sassier, he could have possibly ended up a slightly less gay fourth rate Perez Hilton

Maybe the end result is a lot of fat Cumia's running around trying to get funding for an IBS documentary.

Every single one of them should take a long hard look at both Cumias to see their future

 

[CDWLTY]

Aspired to journalism? So physically revolting, now spiritually as well. Maybe I need to just start listening to background sounds of crickets and running water. This shit feels like rust for the soul.

I guess all those normal, well-adjusted, happy people are too busy being good dads and having cookouts on their weekends with their family. Don't they know I need 113 hours of audio content every week? I guess Rekieta's there, but it's too early to make a call there. Lots o' cows had strong, normal starts, it's only after a few years that the autism seeps into their bones and they start to sputnik their trajectory further from normalcy.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Just listened to last night's show. Random thoughts:

-Dick was right when he said that Jesse shit the bed with this. He did not know how to talk about it, came off like an idiot, and played fuck fuck games with it like involving Jim.

- Jesse missed some very obvious replies to questions: "Why do you care?" Because it's hot goss and both the Killstream and TDS are drama shows. Obviously you [Dick] also care quite a lot about it if you'll drop everything on a Friday night to go on the killstream to refute it. "Why are you obsessed with Dick?" ....Because he was behind my removal from Patreon, etc etc.

- Ethan accused Jesse of sucking Jim's dick. Ethan Ralph who devoted many drunken soliloquies to Jim and tags senpai on twitter often to get noticed.

- Jim saying Jesse came off as an attention whore like it was a bad thing was also rich with Ethan and Dick on the stream.

- These leaks prove Dick is a shitbag. Yea, it's funny to joke about cheating on your gf or fucking married women but IRL that's fucked up. I developed a reliable litmus test for other men in my time in the Military; if a guy did stuff like that, or was an absolute dog for women in the workplace I'd steer clear of them. They almost always proved to be untrustworthy and up to other naughty shit that hurt their careers and those of others around them. If they're willing to lie and bend the rules in their dealings with women you can be sure they will do it with other things. If they'll fuck their buddy's wife they'll be a buddyfucker at work as well.

- These leaks don't hurt Dick because he's never been shy about being a shitbag. He owns up to everything and is remarkably humble when he makes mistakes like with his mugs or the Straya trip...that buys him a lot of room to maneuver with stuff like this. I still like Dick and find him funny, I just wouldn't trust him with anything IRL.

- The shielding of Dick and dog-piling of Jesse was as cringy to listen to as Jesse himself. Dick is a big boy and can defend himself. Jim, Ethan, and even Jersh are friends with Dick which explains this but as others have said there's also money on the line as all three have newproject2 accounts which kinda makes this gay.

- I prefer Dick when he entertains or indulges in others' spergery. He recently went off on Chris the Kiwi and it wasn't humorous, just awkward, and it's the same with this. Just let them talk and prove themselves to be fools, that's entertaining. Rehearsed, thought-out rages are funny, uncontrolled impromptu raging isn't funny..to me at least.

- Some of what Jesse brought up was kind of right. Dick breaking up with 80s girl to pursue Jamie is legitimate goss and worth bringing to the table as so much of TDS's episodes revolve around their love triangle with Maddox. Other stuff was dumb like accusing Dick of simping.

- Maddox is still a faggot and so is Jesse.

- Ethan's loyalty to friends is one of his few better qualities, it's admirable, but it would be better if he'd be more honest about it. He didn't oppose Jesse because the story was shit, he opposed him because he's in love with Dick.

- Gator needs to quiet down instead of trying to shoot off hot zingers. They're rarely funny. Gator by himself not trying to be cool is actually nice to listen to. I enjoyed the Thursday stream where it was just him and Bibble.

- All of this shit is super duper homosexual and I'm having a weird big think from it. This is high school kind of drama and much of Ethan's show is. I don't know how I got in to this but I feel gay and small minded for listening to it. Gonna have to reevaluate my podcast habits now.

I just don't even know what's going on at this point. What's going to come of this in the next couple weeks? Dick and his gf are going to break up and Jesse just sinks back into irrelevancy?

 

[instythot]

I guess Rekieta's there, but it's too early to make a call there.

I think he started the long slow descent towards full blown cow the second he decided to wind down his caseload in favor of streaming. The show went from informative and educational about the law using amusing internet lawsuit examples to a drunk screaming insults at fat chicks who aren't actually on air with him within a month or so after he struck weeb wars gold. Not that I mind a good joke at a fat woman's expense, but you do see the path he's on

 

[CDWLTY]

I think he started the long slow descent towards full blown cow the second he decided to wind down his caseload in favor of streaming. The show went from informative and educational about the law using amusing internet lawsuit examples to a drunk screaming insults at fat chicks who aren't actually on air with him within a month or so after he struck weeb wars gold. Not that I mind a good joke at a fat woman's expense, but you do see the path he's on

If he were working around me I'd've been warning him off them. I work with a number of these types and it's always the last thing they want to hear. "Don't quit your day job." I have no idea what lures people into it. I think they're just social people that want approval and friendliness, except for the rare artist that sees it as a method to share their art with the world if it's somewhat endangered. Most of the time they were those who didn't get a lot of hugs and constantly compared themselves to their friends and family growing up, internet fame is an accessible way to be the 'famous guy' in their circle. Why on earth does anyone want to fear for their paycheck like that though? You're absolutely at the mercy of some fat, SJW, sanfranciscan being offended at any remark, then quickly deplatformed everywhere else. I though Nickie was still working at his office most of the time. Don't know why he thinks the superchats are anything dependable. All it takes is one 1488 comment and a $3 tip and he'll end up like ethan, constantly m i l k ing the same dwindling viewer base from platform to platform.

For anyone thinking about getting into E-shit: Don't. If you do, do it as a fun, extraneous addition to your real job, keep your lives separated, hide your family, stay in character, and make sure your workplace is hardened from outside controversy or do-gooders trying to get your ass fired.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

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Ralph of all people should know better than to put someones photo up on air and try to make fun of how they look.

I don't find the Jessie and Dick drama to be too interesting, but the fact that Ralph is trying to smother this trash fire out with his greasy gunt might bring some quality content

Honestly that tweet is pretty funny even if Jesse is a sped. Good to still the gunt is still good for a laugh even though the Killstream hardly produces that nowadays.

I have to say that Dick and the gunt gang came off as very lame, basically Cog or Tonka tier. This was some cringey ass shit, not even the good kind. A bunch of drama queens who make their living literally spreading gossip about peoples personal lives, asking why someone wants to talk about Dick's personal life.

As time goes on all Internet Shows become Kumite-tier gay, lets call it Tonka's Law.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

If you're digging into this stuff I can't help but recommend the review of Bombshell

Watching it now. It is a glorious festival of autism. Government rolling papers. LMAO.

I like the theological analysis of Jeffrey Dahmer.

 

[Kenobi]

drumr828 tries to explain the Pod Awful/Jesse vs Dick/ROTC lore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZSL9nOz_3A

https://archive.vn/RkirS
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Wait what dick flew in a married girl and tried stealing her away from her husband and proclaims himself as a chad? Thats some of the most cucked shit i have ever heard of... Thats some romance dime store level shit.
If it was just about the pussy he could have gone out to a local bar/ used tinder and found a chick? Dick is in shape right, hes got a ton of cash to show off right? The amount of girls with daddy issues in la is probably higher then normal chicks, so if he was interested in something else then a relationship that would be super a super easy solution. Hell in L.A they are a bunch of whores anyway and probably wouldn't mind another chick.

Holy shit Dick is so defensive in those clips, those dms really hit him in a sore spot. If Jesse wasnt such a sperging retard he could have serious gold here. I like how ibs is essentially that mean girls click from every highschool ever.
We Have daxy the most popular girl at school repugnant but she got to the top of the totem pole by completly demolshing the former cheerleader. Very loud and obnoxious.
Then we have Rachel now rachel is the type of girl Daxy normaly wouldnt be seen around fat and stupid but her parents are really rich and have a nice pool where they can host partys. Rachel also has two even uglier and dumber friends that constantly hang around her to make her self seem like a normal human.
We also got Danielle the chilean girl, she isnt funny but gets to hang around with the cool chicks beacuse she laughs at all of their jokes even when they bomb.



I never understood before why he keeps retards like Ralph around but now its crystal clear, new project two is a way too keep Ralph, Jim, Null and pesos on a short leash as defense/attack dogs.


Is Dick going full Matt now? Flagging embarrassing shit about himself?

I fell for the world’s best troll.

Tl;dr: If you’re about to say “I’m not reading this, it’s too long! Hoes mad!” Go ahead and fuck off immediately because you ain’t gonna…

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[Gustav Schuchardt]

22 minues in.

Wait what dick flew in a married girl and tried stealing her away from her husband and proclaims himself as a chad? Thats some of the most cucked shit i have ever heard of... Thats some romance dime store level shit.
If it was just about the pussy he could have gone out to a local bar/ used tinder and found a chick? Dick is in shape right, hes got a ton of cash to show off right? The amount of girls with daddy issues in la is probably higher then normal chicks, so if he was interested in something else then a relationship that would be super a super easy solution. Hell in L.A they are a bunch of whores anyway and probably wouldn't mind another chick.

Holy shit Dick is so defensive in those clips, those dms really hit him in a sore spot. If Jesse wasnt such a sperging exceptional individual he could have serious gold here. I like how ibs is essentially that mean girls click from every highschool ever.
We Have daxy the most popular girl at school repugnant but she got to the top of the totem pole by completly demolshing the former cheerleader. Very loud and obnoxious.
Then we have Rachel now rachel is the type of girl Daxy normaly wouldnt be seen around fat and stupid but her parents are really rich and have a nice pool where they can host partys. Rachel also has two even uglier and dumber friends that constantly hang around her to make her self seem like a normal human.
We also got Danielle the chilean girl, she isnt funny but gets to hang around with the cool chicks beacuse she laughs at all of their jokes even when they bomb.



I never understood before why he keeps exceptional individuals like Ralph around but now its crystal clear, new project two is a way too keep Ralph, Jim, Null and pesos on a short leash as defense/attack dogs.


Is Dick going full Matt now? Flagging embarrassing shit about himself?
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I fell for the world’s best troll.

Tl;dr: If you’re about to say “I’m not reading this, it’s too long! Hoes mad!” Go ahead and fuck off immediately because you ain’t gonna…

medium.com

Hmm, here's two archives

https://web.archive.org/web/2020043...i-fell-for-the-worlds-best-troll-3db4749f28cd

https://archive.vn/Glk25

 

[Berrakh]

fucking incredibly used pussy yearning for novelty is Chad God status.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

I never understood before why he keeps exceptional individuals like Ralph around but now its crystal clear, new project two is a way too keep Ralph, Jim, Null and pesos on a short leash as defense/attack dogs.

I'm pretty sure only Ralph would fall in line with whatever Dick wants. The potato negro, the everrlord, and the cackling Chilean have too much of a spine to be used by Dick.

 

[instythot]

I'm pretty sure only Ralph would fall in line with whatever Dick wants. The potato negro, the everrlord, and the cackling Chilean have too much of a spine to be used by Dick.

I wouldn't even say spine. I would say their allegiance is to the lulz above all, especially above Dax Masterson. He really lucked out that Jesse autismed this up and that PPP gets perhaps 200 views per stream and will doubtless be flagged down by Gator and Flamenco again

 

[Disheveled Human]

PPP really did a good job at breaking down the psychology of how cliques work not that I am a fan of the podcast guy but to me its obvious the way they deflected and dressed him down while not addressing the complaint shows in house bias, If this was mundane matts texts that leaked they would have been all over it like white on rice. So when people like Jim exclaim that he has no internet fwends its all bullshit.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

I wouldn't even say spine. I would say their allegiance is to the lulz above all, especially above Dax Masterson. He really lucked out that Jesse autismed this up and that PPP gets perhaps 200 views per stream and will doubtless be flagged down by Gator and Flamenco again

I'm glad Jesse fucked up, the Gunt will continue to gain in confidence and eventually fall (for like the fifth time, lol) due to his hubris. Ralph's instability mixed in with hubris and a certain severely autistic actor behind the scenes will probably come in when the time is right to fuck with him again.

I have a good feeling that Ralph's on track for another grand trashfire.

If this was mundane matts texts that leaked they would have been all over it like Jim on rice.

It will only continue to get more gay.

 

[instythot]

PPP really did a good job at breaking down the psychology of how cliques work not that I am a fan of the podcast guy but to me its obvious the way they deflected and dressed him down while not addressing the complaint shows in house bias, If this was mundane matts texts that leaked they would have been all over it like white on rice. So when people like Jim exclaim that he has no internet fwends its all bullshit.

I was impressed how he opened by going for the throat with Dick's gimmick on the Dick Show "I'M LOUD SO IT MUST BE FUNNY". In fairness, when he's mostly chilled out on anyone else's platform, he can be funny. His own show is grating for people who don't beat off to rage porn

 

[Easterling]

Where does Plate Gang come from? I thought it was just Zoom and his hangers-on?

I recall speaking to some of them in the mad at the internet discord last year, typical gayops losers with too much time on thier hands and some of them seemed rather too smug about 'ackshuallying' me on where the name 'plate gang' comes from. Arcording to this autist who bear in mind was up at 6am in his timezone so presuably had little else going on, imformed me the name comes from some meme on /int/ and they've created some sort of pycop to appear like some sort of internet boogie man. I dunno it all sounded pretty fucking gay to me.

 

[Beavis]

If he were working around me I'd've been warning him off them. I work with a number of these types and it's always the last thing they want to hear. "Don't quit your day job." I have no idea what lures people into it. I think they're just social people that want approval and friendliness, except for the rare artist that sees it as a method to share their art with the world if it's somewhat endangered. Most of the time they were those who didn't get a lot of hugs and constantly compared themselves to their friends and family growing up, internet fame is an accessible way to be the 'famous guy' in their circle. Why on earth does anyone want to fear for their paycheck like that though? You're absolutely at the mercy of some fat, SJW, sanfranciscan being offended at any remark, then quickly deplatformed everywhere else. I though Nickie was still working at his office most of the time. Don't know why he thinks the superchats are anything dependable. All it takes is one 1488 comment and a $3 tip and he'll end up like ethan, constantly m i l k ing the same dwindling viewer base from platform to platform.

For anyone thinking about getting into E-shit: Don't. If you do, do it as a fun, extraneous addition to your real job, keep your lives separated, hide your family, stay in character, and make sure your workplace is hardened from outside controversy or do-gooders trying to get your ass fired.

Nick seems careful enough to not get booted from YouTube. If they really had it out for him or they considered him dangerous he would have already been banned. He‘s a small fish and I don’t think YT cares about him. I‘m sure patreon would have killed his account already as they’ve probably gotten hundreds of complaints from kick vick people. Niggers got a second house he’s trying to get rid of for fucks sake.