🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Fucking hell, if you're reading this Lindsay Lohan don't go on the Killstream or have anything to do with these people.

You made one film I really liked, Mean Girls, a very long time ago. It's far better to fade into obscurity running a Cinnabon franchise in Bumfucksville and leave people with that than to try to exploit the IBS crowd for clout and end up a figure of fun to autists like everyone connected with the IBS crowd inevitable does.

If he just said 'I want to fuck you like an animal' she wouldn't have known he was deep and soulful.

If your DMs are going to leak which is inevitable with these people, you're better off saying 'I don't just want you in that atavistic way, I want your mind too' instead of 'I want to fuck you like an animal'. With the former, the peanut gallery is going to think 'Well at least he's a decent writer, even if he's slimy philandering fuck who begs for married pussy'.

What's funny about it is that you could see he knows he's vulnerable from the way he nuked Asterios from orbit when Asterios mentioned this stuff and goes apeshit when anyone mentions his girlfriend's name. And on the Killstream the first thing he says when Jesse opens with 'Hello guys' is 'You had gold and you ruined it'. He knows this stuff could turn him into another laughing stock and that Jesse wants to do to him what he did to Maddox. Luckily for him Ralph, Jim and Dame are all dependent on NewProject2 and can be relied on to bury it and Jesse is a loathsome fuck with a show that is basically impossible to listen to.

Still, the burying won't work so long as there are other places on the Internet where people can talk about it. And it's telling that Kraut was on PPP's stream and Godwinsson's. You can see the autistic legion of doom are going to keep pushing this and the more Dick goes apeshit, the more they'll do it.

 

[instythot]

Fucking hell, if you're reading this Lindsay Lohan don't go on the Killstream or have anything to do with these people.

You made one film I really liked, Mean Girls, a very long time ago. It's far better to fade into obscurity running a Cinnabon franchise in Bumfucksville and leave people with that than to try to exploit the IBS crowd for clout and end up a figure of fun to autists like everyone connected with the IBS crowd inevitable does.

If she fucks up and ruins it for you, Heathers still exists

Luckily for him Ralph, Jim and Dame are all dependent on NewProject2 and can be relied on to bury it and Jesse is a loathsome fuck with a show that is basically impossible to listen to.

The main thing holding this back is that Jesse somehow comes off as a bigger Aspie than Flamenco, with a single minded focus on shit for years, no ability to roll with anything, and an inability to take things at anything other than literal face value. Was a little disappointed that the two never engaged in the dance of autistic dominance for our amusement

What would be interesting is getting a JLP react to the DMs out of this

 

[Arcturus]

From the Suzy Lu thread.
Did Lindsay Lohan follow Ralph and a bunch of others?
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Yes. Which I will say is odd because she follows less than 800 people and this seemed to have been done in a cluster.

 

[Unog]

Dick, the self-professed master of plowing women, has already plowed this woman. Yet he keeps going with this Man of Subtly Erotic Vocabulary act, failing to notice that she's not smart enough for this stuff to have the effect he wants without also providing a plain language version. The display isn't for her; he's writing this way so he can jerk off to his image of himself when he reads the dms in his locked bathroom

It's "jacking off in the mirror" levels of narcissism, which, while I expected Dick to be a bit of a narc in private, holy shit is it worse than I ever thought it'd be.

What's funny about it is that you could see he knows he's vulnerable from the way he nuked Asterios from orbit when Asterios mentioned this stuff and goes apeshit when anyone mentions his girlfriend's name. And on the Killstream the first thing he says when Jesse opens with 'Hello guys' is 'You had gold and you ruined it'. He knows this stuff could turn him into another laughing stock and that Jesse wants to do to him what he did to Maddox. Luckily for him Ralph, Jim and Dame are all dependent on NewProject2 and can be relied on to bury it and Jesse is a loathsome fuck with a show that is basically impossible to listen to.

Y'know, Dick is a smart enough guy that it's not outside of the realm of reason to suggest that this is the exact reason he even bothered with all the hassle of making NP2. It's a comfy way for him to own all of these people and keep them as his own personal PR team for situations just like this.

Speaking of, didn't Dick either work for, or currently works for, a PR firm? Hmm...

Still, the burying won't work so long as there are other places on the Internet where people can talk about it. And it's telling that Kraut was on PPP's stream and Godwinsson's. You can see the autistic legion of doom are going to keep pushing this and the more Dick goes apeshit, the more they'll do it.

"Autistic legion of doom" is still a better name than "Plate Gang".

The main thing holding this back is that Jesse somehow comes off as a bigger Aspie than Flamenco, with a single minded focus on shit for years, no ability to roll with anything, and an inability to take things at anything other than literal face value. Was a little disappointed that the two never engaged in the dance of autistic dominance for our amusement

It's always a shame when someone has something legit, and fucks it up so completely as to bury the lede deeper than the Kola Borehole. Reminds me of when Jim got doxed and the faggot dropping the dox wouldn't stop playing an autistic game, and ended up just making something that should've been big news into something that people to this very day don't believe even really happened.

What would be interesting is getting a JLP react to the DMs out of this

If only, Ethan and co are wholly owned by Dick as pointed out previously, and as we all know Ralph has about as much spine as your local mollusk.

 

[Perspicacity]

For me, the funniest part of those leaks is the "I looked up the word atavistic, and I still don't know what you're getting at"

Dick, the self-professed master of plowing women, has already plowed this woman. Yet he keeps going with this Man of Subtly Erotic Vocabulary act, failing to notice that she's not smart enough for this stuff to have the effect he wants without also providing a plain language version. The display isn't for her; he's writing this way so he can jerk off to his image of himself when he reads the dms in his locked bathroom

The funniest thing about the texts is that Dick is basically the long haired douchebag faux deep stereotype. You know that douchebag rich boyfriend cliche in movies and tv shows; the one the chick is in a loveless relationship with before she meets the protagonist? Yea apparently that's Dick. and it's hilarious. The texts are not only cringe begging, but half of them are blatantly self masturbatory and obnoxious. That Dick thinks he a master romantic is comical and it's clear this bitch doesn't even understand what he's talking about. Maybe she was tallying up how much money she could milk out of Dick during the texts. Best way to describe the texts is douche chills.

I think most guys sympathize though because they have done similar shit, so it can be dismissed until you actually read all the texts. I know I have walked that fine line between wanting sex and basically begging for it at the same time. I imagine most of the guys on the show are sympathetic with that position too. That being said the forced laughter and pile on tactics are common on Ralph's show, it just killed any entertainment that might have been milked from this. Apparently Ralph has new cohosts now? They are fucking Cog tier, did Ralph steal them from Cog's show or something?

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

"Autistic legion of doom" is still a better name than "Plate Gang".

Where does Plate Gang come from? I thought it was just Zoom and his hangers-on?

 

[instythot]

Speaking of, didn't Dick either work for, or currently works for, a PR firm? Hmm...

I thought that Asterios was the PR guy (who can't manage his own image to save his life) and Dick was in engineering of some sort. Although, after a couple of years of 36k/month patreon, I wouldn't blame the guy for retiring

 

[Unog]

Where does Plate Gang come from? I thought it was just Zoom and his hangers-on?

@Perspicacity could explain in detail, but essentially yes. I just think the name is fucking stupid.

I thought that Asterios was the PR guy (who can't manage his own image to save his life) and Dick was in engineering of some sort. Although, after a couple of years of 36k/month patreon, I wouldn't blame the guy for retiring

You say that, but I remember on some stream Dick talking shop about SEO and how to manipulate it as part of what he does. In fact, iirc he was talking in a stream with Null about it.

 

[instythot]

Apparently Ralph has new cohosts now? They are fucking Cog tier, did Ralph steal them from Cog's show or something?

The British fellow was promoted from Bibble's solo stream sidekick to Killstream staff.

Pey is a woman streamer who provided a small amount of attention to the show and Ralph is still critically horny post divorce. She plays along as well as you can expect her to when dropped into that den of autism, but I expect her to be phased out or quit when she starts declining the inevitable private drunken requests for tit pics that are in her future

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I think most guys sympathize though because they have done similar shit, so it can be dismissed until you actually read all the texts. I know I have walked that fine line between wanting sex and basically begging for it at the same time.

There's a reason you can still make voice calls with your mobile, not just send text messages. Voice calls are a lot less likely to leak and it's much less legal to leak them. And they're interactive so you're less likely to say something which doesn't land.

I thought that Asterios was the PR guy (who can't manage his own image to save his life) and Dick was in engineering of some sort. Although, after a couple of years of 36k/month patreon, I wouldn't blame the guy for retiring

It's funny how to this crowd. 'He's was an engineer' is seen as a good thing. Most people with actual experience of engineers would know that someone who quit engineering to run a paid drama show where they brag about being a chad is certain to be an insufferable prick. Basically Chris Finch from The Office (UK).

 

[Perspicacity]

@Perspicacity could explain in detail, but essentially yes. I just think the name is fucking stupid.

"Plate Gang" are a group of autists who invade every z-list discord server possible and attempt gay ops. Zoom is associated but in no way their leader. Most are just desperate cries for attention, cringe, and boring. I have not been keeping up with anything lately so I don't know anything about Gillian. Last I knew they were fucking with David Stay on his discord meet ups and before that Rand. I don't think Corey has had much to do with their recent bullshit.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

If she fucks up and ruins it for you, Heathers still exists

Mean Girls is a far superior film to Heathers even if Lohan self destructs. In fact, she self-destructed ages ago.

"Plate Gang" are a group of autists who invade every z-list discord server possible and attempt gay ops. Zoom is associated but in no way their leader. Most are just desperate cries for attention and boring. I have not been keeping up with anything lately so I don't know anything about Gillian. Last I knew they were fucking with David Stay on his discord meet ups.

Are PPP, Kraut and Godwinsson part of Plate Gang?

 

[Perspicacity]

Are PPP, Kraut and Godwinsson part of Plate Gang?

Absolutely not, zero association. (This made me laugh pretty hard.)

 

[instythot]

Are PPP, Kraut and Godwinsson part of Plate Gang?

And when does Godwinson grant the title of Guntleman to Matt Jarbo?

 

[New to the autism]

The funniest thing about the texts is that Dick is basically the long haired douchebag faux deep stereotype. You know that douchebag rich boyfriend cliche in movies and tv shows; the one the chick is in a loveless relationship with before she meets the protagonist? Yea apparently that's Dick. and it's hilarious. The texts are not only cringe begging, but half of them are blatantly self masturbatory and obnoxious. That Dick thinks he a master romantic is comical and it's clear this bitch doesn't even understand what he's talking about. Maybe she was tallying up how much money she could tard cum out of Dick during the texts. Best way to describe the texts is douche chills.

I think most guys sympathize though because they have done similar shit, so it can be dismissed until you actually read all the texts. I know I have walked that fine line between wanting sex and basically begging for it at the same time. I imagine most of the guys on the show are sympathetic with that position too. That being said the forced laughter and pile on tactics are common on Ralph's show, it just killed any entertainment that might have been milked from this. Apparently Ralph has new cohosts now? They are fucking Cog tier, did Ralph steal them from Cog's show or something?

I think the most important thing to remember is most guys have said sappy shit like this to women, but the kicker is he was doing this for a married 35 year old woman thousands of miles away which most likely meant everything he was saying was genuine. Its one thing trying to just fuck a girl in the same city and saying shit like this but when you are flying across state lines for pussy its pretty pathetic.

 

[2021Murder]

For me, the funniest part of those leaks is the "I looked up the word atavistic, and I still don't know what you're getting at"

Dick, the self-professed master of plowing women, has already plowed this woman. Yet he keeps going with this Man of Subtly Erotic Vocabulary act, failing to notice that she's not smart enough for this stuff to have the effect he wants without also providing a plain language version. The display isn't for her; he's writing this way so he can jerk off to his image of himself when he reads the dms in his locked bathroom

The worst part about all this is that he's portrayed himself like this for almost 20 years now so we're the assholes for being amazed at this.

Its like when people go "liberace's gay?" In the 80s as if the signs weremt blatantly obvious the entire time same with Elton John. Is someone just not saying it out loud really all it takes for you?

Yes. Which I will say is odd because she follows less than 800 people and this seemed to have been done in a cluster.

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Whats more likely: a millennial bi-sexual woman from the two most liberal places in the world, who probably had never even seen a non-white before she was 30. Who's best memories of conservatism is the bush admin and Eisner's Disney. Who left the US in 2014 and has been whoring herself out to arabian rich men ever since suddenly becoming a huge fan of this small almost entirely male and US dominated sub culture while somehow never mentioning it on any of her social media ever or even alluding to it (like having photos of her next to a laptop or computer/saying shes getting really into podcasts/streaming)

Or some Elliot rodger-esque weirdo with a trust fund paying to have the woman he used to jack it to follow the accounts of his favorite gamergate personalities.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Absolutely not, zero association. (This made me laugh pretty hard.)

I've been doing some research, like a pig wallowing in shit.

And I found this. PPP interviews Kraut and tries to nudge him into more gay ops. LMAO.

 

[instythot]

The worst part about all this is that he's portrayed himself like this for almost 20 years now so we're the assholes for being amazed at this.

Its like when people go "liberace's gay?" In the 80s as if the signs weremt blatantly obvious the entire time same with Elton John. Is someone just not saying it out loud really all it takes for you?

I think we all, to one extent or another, understand that Dick Masterson is a character portrayed by Dax Herrera. My reading of the situation plays out equally amusingly with two possibilities:

a) Dax has forgotten that Dick is a character and has been trying to actually use that shit IRL with hilarious results
b) The leaks portray the real Dax and his portrayal of Dick is how Dax actually sees himself. The leaks pull back the curtain with hilarious results

I've been doing some research, like a pig wallowing in shit.

And I found this. PPP interviews Kraut and tries to nudge him into more gay ops. LMAO.

Oh, that one is great. It's been a long running bit of PPP's. For example: "I ate all those 100 chicken nuggets you asked me to Kraut, now where's that attack video on Jim you promised in exchange?"

If you're digging into this stuff I can't help but recommend the review of Bombshell

 

[2021Murder]

Who the fuck names their kid DAX anyway? Dick and Dax Shpeard both had terrible parents. Even before Naughty Dog it sounded like the name of a cartoon character. Anyone named Dax should be forever referred to as Daxter and be someone else's wingman/sidekick

I can see dick being a furry pants wearing comic relief bro

 

[Boyfriend Coefficient]

One of the funniest parts is when Dick immediately argued he wasn't a simp since Jessie used the term incorrectly. Pretty sure they use to rightfully mock the skeptic sphere for doing the whole semantic "well technically I am right because you used a term incorrectly" as if they were a participate in a high-brow debate and not just some internet shit show.