Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Adamska]

He sure has been banging this drum quite a bit lately. I suppose that with all of the time he spends on Facebook, Conspiracy Theorist Jack would eventually shine through, entertaining us all.

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Honestly he can't even cry oppression given how desperate he is to block people criticizing him. Fuck off Fatboy.

 

[EvilDroid64]

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This is coming from the guy who disabled his YouTube comments section because he couldn't handle the truth.

 

[Aaway]

yeah he definitely made his FB posts visible to friends only

and yeah, he probably did that because he lurks on here and sees us constantly giving him shit for the dumb things he posts

 

[Skeletor]

...that can’t possibly be breakfast for just two people, right?

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

yeah he definitely made his FB posts visible to friends only

and yeah, he probably did that because he lurks on here and sees us constantly giving him shit for the dumb things he posts

What a faggot he is.

 

[Religion is Dead]

Never fear blocked compatriots. I can still get screen shots of his bullshit on Facebook!

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

...that can’t possibly be breakfast for just two people, right?

Two people, but one of them is possessed by a demon that perpetually hungers for the raw flesh of innocent beasts.

 

[Pomniman]

Never fear blocked compatriots. I can still get screen shots of his bullshit on Facebook!

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Min Arteryroom

 

[Aaway]

Never fear blocked compatriots. I can still get screen shots of his bullshit on Facebook!

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my god he's such a fucking faggot

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Never fear blocked compatriots. I can still get screen shots of his bullshit on Facebook!

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What a cruel twist of fate it would be for all of us to have wagered all of our keto points on reasonable outcomes in the death pool, only to have Jack drop dead during a pandemic because he couldn’t keep his fat ass out of a Cracker Barrel.

 

[Aaway]

the best part is that he genuinely believes that the sun would kill the virus inside your body if you were to get sick

 

[Guy Made Of Bees]

the best part is that he genuinely believes that the sun would kill the virus inside your body if you were to get sick

Even if it did the sun wouldn't be able to cleanse a body that has 6 bodies worth of mass, well maybe if he would be catapulted into the center. Only thing he is achieving now is cultivating melanomas and other fun skin carcinomas on that pasty dome.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Never fear blocked compatriots. I can still get screen shots of his bullshit on Facebook!

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I know it's just the angle but the top of his head looks tiny in this. Unintentionally gives the effect of his skull being empty.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

Never fear blocked compatriots. I can still get screen shots of his bullshit on Facebook!

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He's really going all in on this sun bullshit, isn't he?

 

[feral cat #6385]

...that can’t possibly be breakfast for just two people, right?

Of course not, Silly. That's Jack's breakfast. Both Tammy and Jack Jr. had to go to work.

the best part is that he genuinely believes that the sun would kill the virus inside your body if you were to get sick

Someone should tell him it doesn't work unless you sun your perineum.

 

[AnOminous]

Of course not, Silly. That's Jack's breakfast. Both Tammy and Jack Jr. had to go to work.



Someone should tell him it doesn't work unless you sun your perineum.

It definitely isn't Jack's breakfast, because he always has hashbrowns for breakfast.

 

[fag0t]

jack would probably love that other people have said it before but jack seems gay as fuck to me

 

[Pond Scum]

The Scalfanis should be renamed the Gorgers, it would be accurate

The Scarfanis.

 

[Religion is Dead]

I got so caught up in Jack the Conspiracy Theorist, I forgot about Jack the Persecuted Christian.

 

[Adamska]

I got so caught up in Jack the Conspiracy Theorist, I forgot about Jack the Persecuted Christian.

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Fatboy is looking for things to pretend he's a martyr and godly. Joke's on him, since God moved to cripple him twice already for his gluttony, and his name sure as shit ain't in the book of life fundies like him crow about. Also being possessed by a Wendigo doesn't help tbh.