Bad Tattoos - No regerts

Disgruntled Pupper said:
"Thuuder only happens wlen it raisinl"

I want this as a Karen barn wedding style wall hanging so I can put it in my bathroom.
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To be honest, this feels more like it should say "Home is where the gunt is"
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Constellationzero said:
Hey now... only GOO can sudge him.

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I thought it was "only goo can fudge me", but I may have been blinded by the mantits and giant dildo tattooed on his belly. At least the wall-eyed stare is about right. Pretty sure gangsta's don't long to ride unicorns, however. Although, gangstas into MLP would be one hell of a ride.
 
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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
I thought it was "only goo can fudge me", but I may have been blinded by the mantits and giant dildo tattooed on his belly. At least the wall-eyed stare is about right. Pretty sure gangsta's don't long to ride unicorns, however. Although, gangstas into MLP would be one hell of a ride.
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I want it to be Bushwick Bill on a fabulous goat(horses don't have the beard).
 
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NoFeline said:
Woman asks for a small third eye tattoo, receives a grand masterpiece
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Is it wierd that I kind of dig this one? I mean probably more on like, a video game character than a real person, and I think it's probably not what she was going for, but I think the very rough scratchy quality is kind of neat and artistic. Something more rendered there would be more uncanny valley than anything, this is kinda... idk, I think there's something about it that really appeals to me, and when combined with that very vivid color she's dyed her hair it looks like very impressionistic paint.

I also figure if you're getting a facial tattoo, much less a third eye facial tattoo, that you're probably pretty out there anyways, so why not? It's neat.
 
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William Tell Underpass said:
She probably doesn't belong here because her tattoos don't look like they were done by someone with late stage Parkinsons disease.

But in the world of full body tattooing you can't forget Blue Eyes White Disappointment

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'Reclaiming the word whore'
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She blinded herself for 2 weeks getting the whites of her eyes tattooed blue.
No shock that this article ends with a list of suicide prevention hotlines

Lately she's raking in that simp money as an OnlyFans ho.
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"reclaiming the word whore"
while having "cum dumpster" on your panties. That's real feminist of you.
 
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This thread is basically the tattoo version of the "Just fuck my shit up fam" meme.

A lot of us are judging these freaks for their all around bad decisions but I think tattoo "artists" deserve more mockery in general. Seems like half of tattoo artists these days are actual re.tards who can't trace beyond a 3rd grade level, let alone draw or have any artistic ability. I don't know if their too dumb to recognize that or just don't care.
 
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murgatroid said:
This thread is basically the tattoo version of the "Just fuck my shit up fam" meme.

A lot of us are judging these freaks for their all around bad decisions but I think tattoo "artists" deserve more mockery in general. Seems like half of tattoo artists these days are actual re.tards who can't trace beyond a 3rd grade level, let alone draw or have any artistic ability. I don't know if their too dumb to recognize that or just don't care.
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You pay $20 for a large-ish tattoo of a wolf/lion/whatever you get $20 results.
 
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