Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Null]

Bring back those autists who wanted to post nude pictures of 80s girl the promptly banned them again please.

They had their chance and kept @'ing me. They can make new accounts.

 

[Superman93]

You heard that? If you faggots are still reading this thread and so gung ho to keep the drama going make new accounts and post anything you want from dox's to nude photos. Then kys after you're done.

 

[Dear Leader Pol Pot]

Imagine your only legacy you leave on this world is a cum dump into some whore you were fooled into marrying because the jews give you a tax break. The only issue i have with dick is the only thing keeping him from kicking peopel off and not paying whats owed is his own good will and no one has unlimited goodwill

 

[Null]

Imagine your only legacy you leave on this world is a cum dump into some whore you were fooled into marrying because the Trump's Chosen People give you a tax break.

You're that cumdump. Continuance of DNA legacy is the entire story of humanity. Either have children or be blotted out from the face of the Earth.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Yeah it's pretty interesting that Dick just happened to become friends with people who run Kiwifarms, Encyclopedia Dramatica, the KillStream, and Metokur, Wasn't the creator of 8chan on his show recently too? I'm sure it's all a coincidence tho

I mean I thought the whole point of NP2 was for disenfranchised and deplatformed creators who were booted off sites like patreon. Dick created NP2 to pick up the scraps that patreon discarded. The major difference between NP2 and patreon is that patreon is a service where as NP2 is small and is mainly comprised of Dicks internet friends. Dick payed out of pocket to make it happen so all his friends that use it feel obligated to cup his balls for giving them the opportunity to collect. I highly doubt it is legal for dick to dox people using a registered service like this.

 

[Dear Leader Pol Pot]

You're that cumdump. Continuance of DNA legacy is the entire story of humanity. Either have children or be blotted out from the face of the Earth.

ive been dead for 22 years and people still know my name.

 

[Null]

ive been dead for 22 years and people still know my name.

Time grinds even mountains to dust.

 

[Pomniman]

PPP is funny on occasion, but he's pretty blatantly full of shit a lot of times too because he just says whatever he thinks will piss people off and make them do stupid things. Dick is sleazy in the way everyone from LA is but I wouldn't put much stock into any unrealistic accusations without serious evidence.

 

[GameDevAnon]

I don't handle coercion well. It would hurt me financially to lose the NP2 money, but what gains a man who inherits the world but loses his soul? $1.9k is definitely not 'the world', either. I ran this site on $0/mo for 3 years, I ran myself into debt for it, I carefully managed my finances in a state of constant dread for a long time. To combat this, I had to diversify my income. I get money in a few different ways which can't be killed all at once. Losing NP2 would take a majority of that money, but not enough to warrant any desperate reaction. I could have deleted Vordrak's thread and saved myself 3 years of dealing with him, but I didn't. I went the anti-fragile route and fixed my situation instead.

I don't handle threats well. You don't get to come onto my site and yell at me and demand I do what you say. This thread will stay in Multimedia until people learn to respect that I, by myself, own this website and I, "at my sole discretion", can choose where threads go. You are in my house and I did a lot to keep my house from collapsing, so all the fags trying to turn my house into a toy for themselves can eat shit.

I can buy this, and I don't think you're guntshielding for Dick. However, you MUST know how this looks and why people would suspect that, right? Godwinson just went at you pretty hard near the end of his stream, and he's basically just echoing the thoughts that several others have had.

Dick should have just laughed this off and taken the hits like a man. But he rallied his troops to defend him and hamstring his accuser, and you are pretty tight with the group. So now people are taking a hard look at you. I don't think you did anything wrong, but Dick kinda got you into this mess. Whether you want to have a chat with him about this is up to you, but if it was me, I sure as hell would be sending him a 'wtf' email.

The only reason I AM pissed at you is because you banned fake-maddox before he could post the 80sGirl nudes, Fuck you for that, Josh.

 

[Null]

He's not talked to me at all about this and I wouldn't say anything if people weren't so irrationally furious with me for no reason.

 

[KingofNothing]

B ) Holy shit wait what. You have to give your SSN to be a NP2 paypig? Is that for seriously serious?

C) Member when Dick said he was going to take Zero percent? I mean, I didn't believe him, but he did say that.

I'm a paypig and that SSN line is nonsense. Dick doesn't ask that from the customers. And I think you just opt in to give Dick a percentage of your NP2 bucks unless that was changed. Null would be able to confirm that

 

[Rausch]

Big fan of Godwinson and PPP here (projecting Discord spergs please see my months-old posts linking to their videos and praising both of them).

It's honestly not so hard to explain all of this shit. Dick, Dick's e-friends and Dick's fans all hate Jesse for very good reasons. In fact, it's hard to find a better archetype of what Godwinson and PPP tell their fans not to be; e-beggar, NEET, scammer, doxer, gay opper, Godless atheist faggot, etc. Jesse is guilty of everything they hate Ralph for and worse. So when Jesse finally has something after YEARS of doxing Dick's girlfriend, harassing her at work and inciting even lowlier Internet spergs than he to do the same, Dick's pals circle the wagons and tell Jesse to fuck off instead of laughing at Dick. Because fuck Jesse. That's it.

Read the upboated comments on Dick's Reddit if you want to see what his fans think. They're over it already - and possibly a little bemused that Dick is still talking about it so much.

You don’t get it guys! Jesse was the only funny one, and he rules!/s …

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Remember that most of Dick's fans are normies for whom Dick is an extremely edgy guilty pleasure. They are not purity spiralling Internet autists; they don't think that the leaked texts are as explosive or humiliating as as Jesse's spergs think they are and they don't think that Dick's damage control is as pathetic and eternally BTFOing as Jesse's spergs think it is.

 

[GameDevAnon]

He's not talked to me at all about this and I wouldn't say anything if people weren't so irrationally furious with me for no reason.

Maybe put a sticky post at the top of the main page that says: "I AM NOT GETTING INVOLVED."
I dunno, do what you want. However, my suggestion is that if you declare that you are Switzerland in regards to this topic, maybe it'll calm the autists down. Or maybe not. Who knows.

Why the fuck do you subject yourself to this shit by running this site, anyway?

 

[Null]

Switzerland is full of fags. The thread is open. Post whatever you want. Drag me in at your own peril.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Maybe put a sticky post at the top of the main page that says: "I AM NOT GETTING INVOLVED."
I dunno, do what you want. However, my suggestion is that if you declare that you are Switzerland in regards to this topic, maybe it'll calm the autists down. Or maybe not. Who knows.

Why the fuck do you subject yourself to this shit by running this site, anyway?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CXkHwnqraM

ROTC talking shit about you right now dude.

 

[GameDevAnon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CXkHwnqraM

ROTC talking shit about you right now dude.

LOL!

He's got me confused with someone else. The person he's talking about isn't me. RPG-maker. LMFAO. I work for a small but somewhat successful studio. I've never emailed Mersh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

ROTC, now THEY are guntshielders. They're desperately trying to sign up to be guntshielders. LOL.
Hey @Mersh. Let's see some receipts you dumb faggot. I'm calling you out right here, right now. Post receipts.
I wanna see "the email" I sent you.

 

[Crystal Golem]

LOL!

He's got me confused with someone else. The person he's talking about isn't me. RPG-maker. LMFAO. I work for a small but somewhat successful studio. I've never emailed Mersh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

ROTC, now THEY are guntshielders. They're desperately trying to sign up to be guntshielders. LOL.
Hey @Mersh. Let's see some receipts you dumb faggot. I'm calling you out right here, right now. Post receipts.
I wanna see "the email" I sent you.

This shit stinks right up to high heaven. This whole thing is rotten.

 

[Freedom Fries]

Broad strokes:

NP2's ToS has a unilateral severance policy.
Every ToS does. Every stock ToS has one.

Kiwi Farms: "We may terminate your access to all or any part of the Service at any time, with or without cause, with or without notice."
9chan: "We may terminate your access to all or any part of the Service at any time, with or without cause, with or without notice."
Patreon: "TLDR: ... We can disable your account at our discretion."
8kun: "at the discretion of the 8kun administration" mentioned in 3 different places regarding boards.
etc.

NP2's Privacy Policy receives SSNs
Godwinson is English so I'll forgive him of not knowing what an IRS 1099 form is. The TL;DR is: if you send someone income, you need to file a 1099 and give them a company. This requires your SSN or an Employer Identification Number (EID). If you make an LLC (like, for instance, Lolcow LLC or Mad at the Internet, LLC) you can then apply for an IRS EID and use that and your virtual office on your 1099.

More over, this is processed by a third party disbursement service and is not kept by Dick.

NP2's Privacy Policy records Subscriber Details
This is how credit cards work. For fraud reasons, things like IP addresses, billing details, ccn and csc are sent to AuthorizeNet which then confirms with the payment network and submits the payment to the payment processor. This is also not kept on NP2. What is kept is your payment history and email address.

NP2 allows Dick to dox people
As an intermediary managing financial details of other people, Dick is liable under 12 U.S. Code § 3403 to keep financial records confidential.

NP2 allows Dick to extort people
Extortion is a criminal offense punishable by fine and up to 2 years prison under 18 U.S. Code § 875(d). The amount of money that Toad McKinley, a fully monetized YouTube and Patreon earner, would make doing an expose` on Dick extorting him would net him about a thousand times what he earns per month on NP2.

Dick has never talked to me about these DMs. Our last conversation was last Thursday about how hospitals were firing people because the hospitals are empty. All other conversations in April have been about payment processors for the merch run. I've only heard about this because people are very aggressively demanding I talk about it and condemn him.


I don't handle coercion well. It would hurt me financially to lose the NP2 money, but what gains a man who inherits the world but loses his soul? $1.9k is definitely not 'the world', either. I ran this site on $0/mo for 3 years, I ran myself into debt for it, I carefully managed my finances in a state of constant dread for a long time. To combat this, I had to diversify my income. I get money in a few different ways which can't be killed all at once. Losing NP2 would take a majority of that money, but not enough to warrant any desperate reaction. I could have deleted Vordrak's thread and saved myself 3 years of dealing with him, but I didn't. I went the anti-fragile route and fixed my situation instead.

I don't handle threats well. You don't get to come onto my site and yell at me and demand I do what you say. This thread will stay in Multimedia until people learn to respect that I, by myself, own this website and I, "at my sole discretion", can choose where threads go. You are in my house and I did a lot to keep my house from collapsing, so all the fags trying to turn my house into a toy for themselves can eat shit.


People are ignoring Dick's problems because they respect him. He has no reason to run NP2 and put up with what he does. He could retire tomorrow, but I think he feels pity for the poor retards who haven't figured out there's no more place for them and their content in modern America - people like me.

I have criticisms of Dick. I've emailed him privately before about some of them. He's taken some of my advice. He never confirmed to me he took my advice, but I've seen him turn on some things in a way that would coincide with my advice.

The things I don't email him about are personal life issues I don't care enough to address and that aren't my place to address to begin with. If you're curious what they are, and I assume if you're reading this you do, then here's what I'd tell Dick. Stop cheating on women. Marry 80's girl. Have children. You're too old to try and be hooking up at swinger parties. There's nothing impressive about 'picking up chicks'. When your 60 - and you will be before you know it - your legacy will be your children, not your podcast or NP2.

I don't buy for a second that Dick is using NP2 to influence people or even ever has an intention to. The Guntsquad knows he's the big fish in their pond and doesn't want to lose access to him or for his star to fall. Simple as. Still, that publicly available privacy policy looks bad for users. Not really sure what Godwinson is going for, but I bet he has some angle here. Maybe just trying to kick the nest and see what comes out.

The 8 people thing is an obvious joke referencing the original guntguard stream.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

This could've been a good shitshow but it just ended up being shit.
The way Dick can do really pathetic shit and still be called chad is extremely gay but nobody managed to actually make it funny, I've barely seen any memes about it which is how you get people looking into it, not moral grandstanding and culture warrior shit.
PPP made a few good points but was literally on the verge of crying during his stream and Godwinson really just spewed shit and attacked Toad, why Toad though? He wasn't even fucking there, he just made some dumb tweets. The reoccurring theme I'm seeing is people getting shit on others, stuff that can actually make them look pretty bad and then fumbling it by acting like a sperg.
All an all, I give this drama a 2/10, the texts were funny but other than that, wasted potential.

 

[GameDevAnon]

This shit stinks right up to high heaven. This whole thing is rotten.

They are literally begging Dick to be let into the inner circle by shit talking someone they think is me. They're showing him how gung ho they are to go out into the world and shield Dick from angry internet autists. I think it's fucking hilarious.