Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

"You meet an atheist it's kind of like, that person's deep and always speaks the truth." He also makes claims about Buddhism being 500 years more enlightened than Christians and atheists being thousands of years more than that. I guess everyone who existed before religion counts as an atheist.

.....What do you expect from a guy who claims that the muslims 'use both the old and new testament like the christians'

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

It is facinating watching Lucas’s mind fragment in real time. As he becomes more singularly focused on the object of his desire, his thoughts become more incoherent. It’s as if you sat and described an apple to yourself day after day, how you want that apple, but just can’t find a way to possess it. And after awhile you’ve exhausted every possible way to describe it so you keep reaching for more abstract concepts to describe what is essential a simple idea. The abstractions get further divorced from reality as you spiral down. I hope he keeps churning out the content because I don’t think he will be around much longer. The return to the nut hut is not far off.

 

[teleméres69]

Talk about the ageing effect on that hair, at this rate Lucas could pass for a grandfather never mind older daddy

Day 3 in the same shirt.

Sadly it appears to be much further back to when he first disappeared. I like seeing that he was on Fetlife back then too, he really does just keep repeating the same creeper behavior thinking it will provide a different result. Makes it so much better when he keeps ranting how he's smart and other people are r-etarded yet he keeps winding up homeless

I agree that Lucas must've been behaving worse than ever before during this period. Lucas has suicide baited in the past, but that's not his get down and doesn't typically justify a stay like his. Before his confinement he was being very, very aggressive in his Love Quest, as documented in this thread (around pages 120 to 130). I think it's reasonabl to assume he was deemed a danger to others.

 

[LeeLoo]

Here is a still shot from a new video where Lucas brags about giving food to the needy. And by that, I mean leaving a lone brownie he got for for free on a random bench. Anywho...check out the duck tape on his shoe. But yeah, he’s totally in a position to raise a kid.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Here is a still shot from a new video where Lucas brags about giving food to the needy. And by that, I mean leaving a lone brownie he got for for free on a random bench. Anywho...check out the duck tape on his shoe. But yeah, he’s totally in a position to raise a kid.

Where's this vid? IG only?

 

[PrincessKidana]

Where's this vid? IG only?

Yeah. My boyfriend is waiting for someone to upload it to YouTube. You get to hear him rambling about how great he is.

So.... does anyone know how his "lawsuit" against Starbucks went? I was rewatching his version of what happened and according to that video, he should be a multi-millionaire. How did that work out for him?

 

[Wernology]

Yeah. My boyfriend is waiting for someone to upload it to YouTube. You get to hear him rambling about how great he is.

Compilation of stuff up until the nasty brownie video:

The nasty brownie video:

 

[PrincessKidana]

Compilation of stuff up until the nasty brownie video:

The nasty brownie video:

You're awesome. ❤

 

[wenttobermuda]

Littering public spaces with food again. Nice. I bet he'd eat a discarded brownie he found on a park bench, and see nothing off about it.

Why is Lucas convinced that creepily leaving unwanted food out makes him a good person? It's his signature way of demonstrating charity, or good character. He cites it as a reason he's dateable. He counts the cash value of his "donations" and brags about it.

My suspicion is that he engages the world through food. Everything he does involves food, from trying to lure teen poonaner on a date, to leaving pep sticks out to demonstrate his value, to generally being a flatulent fat fuck.

He's really operating at an ape level. I can't get over how base he is.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Compilation of stuff up until the nasty brownie video:

The nasty brownie video:

He leaves a lone little wrapped brownie on a park bench and then “admonishes us“ for claiming he is going to return and eat the brownie (this hypothetical scenario being completely the product of his own mind). Which means, you know he is going to eat the brownie five minutes after he stops the video.

Of course there is no way he actually hands it to another person in an act of charity. Lucas is too much of a pussy to make actual contact with a living, breathing human being.

 

[WonderWino]

Littering public spaces with food again. Nice. I bet he'd eat a discarded brownie he found on a park bench, and see nothing off about it.

Why is Lucas convinced that creepily leaving unwanted food out makes him a good person? It's his signature way of demonstrating charity, or good character. He cites it as a reason he's dateable. He counts the cash value of his "donations" and brags about it.

My suspicion is that he engages the world through food. Everything he does involves food, from trying to lure teen poonaner on a date, to leaving pep sticks out to demonstrate his value, to generally being a flatulent fat fuck.

He's really operating at an ape level. I can't get over how base he is.

On that note I think we all know what lucas's ideal date is like:

 

[Poop Shoot]

Spend a dollar on a fucking chapstick, Christ.

 

[Particle Bored]

It is facinating watching Lucas’s mind fragment in real time. As he becomes more singularly focused on the object of his desire, his thoughts become more incoherent. It’s as if you sat and described an apple to yourself day after day, how you want that apple, but just can’t find a way to possess it. And after awhile you’ve exhausted every possible way to describe it so you keep reaching for more abstract concepts to describe what is essential a simple idea. The abstractions get further divorced from reality as you spiral down. I hope he keeps churning out the content because I don’t think he will be around much longer. The return to the nut hut is not far off.

Thing is its not new. Comparing gen x to cheese/meat/bread/wine is standard old hat for Lucas.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Why is Lucas convinced that creepily leaving unwanted food out makes him a good person? It's his signature way of demonstrating charity, or good character. He cites it as a reason he's dateable. He counts the cash value of his "donations" and brags about it.

He's said in previous videos he only does it to look like a better person because you have to do that to get girls, not because he wants to help anyone. He's done it for years and got zero girls and most of that food is probably getting thrown in the trash, so it's all pointless, like Lucas' life.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Thing is its not new. Comparing gen x to cheese/meat/bread/wine is standard old hat for Lucas.

Likewise his comparison of women to fish. "Best when fresh!" How the hell would he know? He's had a single sexual partner. He's never touched a young woman, and never will unless he fists one at the end of a box cutter.

I'm sure that women are very comfortable with Lucas talking about their "tuna'" and how it doesn't age well like his "m.i.l.k."

 

[teleméres69]

It does great for his conscience (couldn't even say that one right huh creep?) that he didn't buy the food and was given it by the shelter so he dumped it on a bench for attention. Typical Lucas narcissism, leaving food around during a pandemic is definitely not a stupid idea and people are definitely not going go avoid you. The fact you have to emphasise you're not going to go back and eat it shows how much of a fat shit you are Lucas, and means you're likely to do it off camera. The tape on his shoe is just another indication of him being a homeless weirdo that women should avoid

Here is a still shot from a new video where Lucas brags about giving food to the needy. And by that, I mean leaving a lone brownie he got for for free on a random bench. Anywho...check out the duck tape on his shoe. But yeah, he’s totally in a position to raise a kid.

Typical predator behavior, kinda like leaving candy for children. It's the same as everything else he does, to get sex from teenage girls, not because he cares about anyone else. He's just too stupid to realise everyone sees through his act. Least he's not leaving a note this time

Littering public spaces with food again. Nice. I bet he'd eat a discarded brownie he found on a park bench, and see nothing off about it.

Why is Lucas convinced that creepily leaving unwanted food out makes him a good person? It's his signature way of demonstrating charity, or good character. He cites it as a reason he's dateable. He counts the cash value of his "donations" and brags about it.

My suspicion is that he engages the world through food. Everything he does involves food, from trying to lure teen poonaner on a date, to leaving pep sticks out to demonstrate his value, to generally being a flatulent fat fuck.

He's really operating at an ape level. I can't get over how base he is.

 

[Wernology]

He's said in previous videos he only does it to look like a better person because you have to do that to get girls, not because he wants to help anyone. He's done it for years and got zero girls and most of that food is probably getting thrown in the trash, so it's all pointless, like Lucas' life.

Funny how other people can spot performative bullshit a mile away.

If he were as generous, kind, and great as he's always screaming about being he wouldn't have to say anything at all because people around him would know that just based on his actions and personality alone.

Hell, if he were actually as wonderful as he screams about being, this thread would have died ages ago as he wouldn't provide sometimes hourly fodder of him being a genuinely horrible person and he'd have family & friends defending him more than other people would be making fun of him or trolling him.

I could kind of overlook the family thing as sometimes decent people just plain end up with dumpster fires for a blood related family, but when you can't start or maintain friendships because you're that unpleasant it speaks volumes.

As for leaving food out like he's trying to attract crows or something, I'd 100% bet that whoever finds it just throws it out if it's not in sealed packaging as, if it's not in sealed packaging and it's just laying around, who knows if it's rotten, poisoned, or just something made with gross ingredients and left out as a prank.

 

[Big Nasty]

Nice junkie tan.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas has been loitering in front of the same barber/hair salon place for days now. If you want leave him food or fling poo at him.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

FYI lucas YOU ARE NOT BLACK!!!
You are a fat, white, incel that runs your mouth about things you will never understand. You being an incel holds no parallels to the discrimination faced by people of color everyday. Shut your fat creepy incel mouth dude.