Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[instythot]

The only part of this that I don't understand is why there --has-- to be some sort of grand c-list e-celeb conspiracy for Dick to be a thin-skinned neurotic faggot. Everyone from LA is a thin-skinned neurotic faggot trying to fool themselves into thinking they're anything but. He's obviously no exception but that should come as no surprise.

The conspiracy isn't serious. The two primary belligerents in this conflict spent a couple of weeks reviewing seasons of the x files immediately before kicking all of this off. They just thought the conspiracy shit was cool, so they lifted it for their trolling

 

[karz]

That shit to me comes across like the behavior of a man working at a Walmart laying weak game to a cashier thot get his dick wet.

Or, it's exactly what it is: an act. A character. Nothing more than a charade.
Granted, he is clever. He was, and still is, cultivating a loyal fanbase and became a (alleged) millionaire with very little effort on his part.
Additionally, it is unlikely this will phase any of his current clients bankrolling his merchant clan.

Dick will continue doing ""business"", and he won't have to care about what the world thinks about him
rubbing elbows with a thoroughly documented pedophile and child groomer,
because unless auth.net boots him (won't happen) or his clients leave the merchant clan and his income dries up (unlikely)
he won't suffer any consequences associating with Zoom at all.

Why does this part of the internet have to be so thoroughly laced with such caustic autism?
It hurts my head that anyone would try and capitalize on this, even "4 t3h l0lz!!1"

 

[Seeans]

This is why you don't do poly folks, at least with them knowing.

 

[Leominster]

Guys, Jessie definitely doesn't have an account of the farms lmao yeah OK.

@PodAwful on Twitter

“"Why did Jesse think the texts would work?" they ask themselves as they continue discussing it a week later. (this thread was sent to me, I don't have a KF account)”

twitter.com

https://archive.is/JVto8

 

[CDWLTY]

There is an archive that I don’t know offhand but can probably find.
However I did save some screenshots of the emails dicks current gf sent to the other gf Jamie.

Ha! I wouldn't read something that long even if it was the last thing my gf sent me before she hanged herself. Holy hell sister, formatting.

 

[FeralTerry]

Wow, the gay ops. Anyone familiar with the Dick Show thread know these speds have been worked up for a while.

Shaming Dick's street view came from around the time of "Slime Time" when Dick posted pictures of Maddox's bedroom out of context and got women to make fun of it. Good times. House continues down the hill, that floor is essentially his garage. Zillow pics from before it was purchased were posted but I'm not autistic enough to dig it up, got a great balcony view though.

The JLH angle has been pushed for several months now. It seems like she sperged out trying to launch her Youtube. There have been continuous leaks over this time period that Dick's fans have largely disregarded cause womanizing is what we expect him to do. Lot of sinful stones getting cast around here from guys that apparently have never privately said embarrassing shit to get in a girl's pants.

The simping part is the absolute funniest bit to me. For context, this is Jaime Lynn Huges:
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Dick fucked that, with his girlfriend. I struggle at the idea of coming up with something further from Simping than having threesomes with a literal bikini model.

Associating with Zoom is definitely the worst part of all this. Dick has a problem with cutting people off when they are cancerous. They like to make a big deal over him dumping Asterios, but the guy had been jackass for well over a year before the blow up over talking about his love life. Dick talks about it on the latests PKA, and it lines up with my feelings listening to it as it happened. Asterios cared more about fitting in with his avacado toast gobbling liberal friends than being successful online. The only reason he didn't cut things off was he feared losing his $3kish a month Patreon during the lolsuit.

Honestly this reeks of a massive gay ops blue ball explosion. PPP/Godwinson/Jesse are extremely exceptional. They were smart enough to know they had gold with those texts. They could of had a great time roasting Dick over them. But that's not what they wanted. They wanted to beat Dick Masterson. They wanted to knock him down a peg, a moral victory. And that's just not going to work with Dick. He openly talks about doing drugs, sleeping with married women, being an asshole to everyone in his life, and drinking to much. He's shameless, he hasn't tried to run from these "leaks." The first thing he did on the Killstream was joke about them with Jim.

It's why time after time again they go after his girlfriend, watch these speds do it too when this flops. It's the only way to upset him.

I honestly think the reason Dick spun out so much over this is because there is actually something about this girl that he is hiding. You say he didn’t shy away from the texts, but he’s been shying away from anything related to this girl for a while. And do you really think he cares about protecting his girlfriend? Read those emails. He uses her as a meatshield. And a reason to keep dunking on Maddox well after he’s been dead and gone.

 

[Seeans]

Poor Jesse, his possible big break and everyone is ignoring him and the DMs themselfes. Cucked by a fat canadian virgin.

 

[Null]

This is why you don't do poly folks, at least with them knowing.

Cheating is never excusable tbh.

 

[Leominster]

Jesse tweeted out Dick's paypig RSS feed lol.

https://newproject2.com/thedickshow//private_audio/?key=7647a8957efdfaaf267f0568a44f6ffd

Ralph must have started hitting the bottle already for him to be this optimistic.

Ethan Ralph on Twitter

“@Nicholas_DeOrio @JackBNi65287245 @LABasedComedian @AugieRFC @MisterAntiBully I should have sent more of those kinds of texts, I might still be married lmao. What are these dudes even talking about lol, women like to read sappy and romantic shit. I thought that was obvious.”

twitter.com

https://archive.is/IyjQZ

 

[Übertroon]

Guys, Jessie definitely doesn't have an account of the farms lmao yeah OK.

@PodAwful on Twitter

“"Why did Jesse think the texts would work?" they ask themselves as they continue discussing it a week later. (this thread was sent to me, I don't have a KF account)”

twitter.com

https://archive.li/JVto8

Suspiciously specific denial.
Also fucking lol at thinking it's a gotcha moment for people to still be discussing the train wreck which is trying to "own" the internet loudmouth by posting his vagina fishing texts

 

[FeralTerry]

Cheating is never excusable tbh.

Cheating is one thing. Cheating while manipulating another woman at the same time (probably both) is another. It begs the question, “why not just cheat on her and manipulate another woman in LA you have easier access to and don’t have to fall all over yourself to attain?”

 

[Garm]

So some leaked texts lead to an autistic meltdown that makes absolutely no sense. Got it.

Oh thank God someone else explained it this way. Otherwise I would be questioning my sanity.

 

[CDWLTY]

It's why time after time again they go after his girlfriend, watch these speds do it too when this flops. It's the only way to upset him.

Thanks for that, it's interesting to see. Honestly, one of the actual things I think are positive about dick is how he tries to protect his GF from the internet. Things like IBS tend to do a lot of damage because lots o' people in charge at the management level of any workplace are not internet savvy. If your name comes up on google it's likely to net you a preemptive firing to avoid drama.

Pretty much everything else, the poly, the drugs, the festivals, the L.A., the dating an ex of your rival, etc. I can't endorse, but it's part of the rich tapestry for us to laugh at. I really appreciate NP2 though. When no one else wanted to put up and at least try, he went to bat, which is a lot more than the rest of us have. I have to wonder how much money you need to have on tap in order to convince the banks to even let you open. I don't know anyone else who could afford building a patreon alternative.

 

[Leominster]

Suspiciously specific denial.
Also fucking lol at thinking it's a gotcha moment for people to still be discussing the train wreck which is trying to "own" the internet loudmouth by posting his vagina fishing texts

Every time he mentions the farms he explicitly states he doesn't have an account here. Not suspicious at all.

 

[instythot]

Jesse tweeted out Dick's paypig RSS feed lol.

https://newproject2.com/thedickshow//private_audio/?key=7647a8957efdfaaf267f0568a44f6ffd

Ralph must have started hitting the bottle already for him to be this optimistic.

Ethan Ralph on Twitter

“@Nicholas_DeOrio @JackBNi65287245 @LABasedComedian @AugieRFC @MisterAntiBully I should have sent more of those kinds of texts, I might still be married lmao. What are these dudes even talking about lol, women like to read sappy and romantic shit. I thought that was obvious.”

twitter.com

https://archive.li/IyjQZ

Is it possible that Ethan R really doesn't know why people are laughing? It's happened before

 

[Polyboros2]

I honestly think the reason Dick spun out so much over this is because there is actually something about this girl that he is hiding. You say he didn’t shy away from the texts, but he’s been shying away from anything related to this girl for a while. And do you really think he cares about protecting his girlfriend? Read those emails. He uses her as a meatshield. And a reason to keep dunking on Maddox well after he’s been dead and gone.

Dick usually avoids talking about his significant others in detail. I'm actually shocked he blabbed about Jaime running up a bunch of debt over an adderal addiction, because it's very out of character.

 

[Monster]

Jesse tweeted out Dick's paypig RSS feed lol.

https://newproject2.com/thedickshow//private_audio/?key=7647a8957efdfaaf267f0568a44f6ffd

Ralph must have started hitting the bottle already for him to be this optimistic.

Ethan Ralph on Twitter

“@Nicholas_DeOrio @JackBNi65287245 @LABasedComedian @AugieRFC @MisterAntiBully I should have sent more of those kinds of texts, I might still be married lmao. What are these dudes even talking about lol, women like to read sappy and romantic shit. I thought that was obvious.”

twitter.com

https://archive.li/IyjQZ

I should have sent more of those kinds of texts, I might still be married lmao

i laugh to mask the pain

 

[GameDevAnon]

As much as I hate to do it, I gotta give Zoom some props because he fucking hammered Dick and Rekieta and left them both stammering and speechless.

"You claim that there's no limit to how much you can care about someone, but you have a friend (Ralph) who is an alcoholic and you send him alcohol. What they need is to stop drinking."

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

This whole thing is so fucking autistic.

 

[instythot]

This whole thing is so fucking autistic.

It wouldn't have gotten this far without the power of autism