Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[William Tell Underpass]

Okay, despite there being a really comprehensive OP, I'm still lost as to why anybody gives the first fuck that some guy was trying to get laid with someone else over texts. What's the original issue here?

Blood in the water.
Dick would usually brush off something like this without a thought.
He got defensive over something trivial.
"Things must go deeper" allow the suspension of disbelief.
Things r getting streisand effecty.

 

[VOC]

I think podawful is missing some love in this thread, not sure this info is correct maybe someone else can confirm?

Here he is crowing over dicks doxing

Here's his possible address

50 E 18th St, Apt C**, Brooklyn, NY 11226-2777

 

[Crystal Golem]

Yeah, that's a lie that @Mersh made up because he's butthurt because I helped get his lolcow thread going last year, as I already explained. There is zero truth to what Mersh said about me. I called him out three times and begged him to post receipts or any kind of proof, and he keeps hiding.
Where's the proof, @Mersh you faggot? I'm waiting to see the "email" that you claim I sent you. Gonna produce it? Didn't think so. LOL.

I would never touch RPG maker. LOL.

Can confirm that seemed like some bullshit and no receipts were forthcoming.

 

[instythot]

Dear Leader better watch his tone. Dick didn't like it.

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http://archive.fo/dDPDW

YT link in question. https://youtu.be/bXVbhOSGQCk

That just comes off like a paranoid cokehead to me. Dick lives a mostly clean lifestyle, doesn't he?

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

Can confirm that seemed like some bullshit and no receipts were forthcoming.

I'm not really up on the Mersch stuff, just tuned in randomly. I do remember Porsalin thought he was a faggot. I might check out the thread when this trashfire flames out.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I'm not really up on the Mersch stuff, just tuned in randomly. I do remember Porsalin thought he was a faggot. I might check out the thread when this trashfire flames out.

All I can tell you is like usual ROTC's mouths were writing cheques their asses couldn't cash. It's kind of a daily habit with them at this point.

That just comes off like a paranoid cokehead to me. Dick lives a mostly clean lifestyle, doesn't he?

Whatever it ususally is I suspect it's been a little dirtier since the lock-down. Wasn't he mentioning he was going ham on the drug bag that was supposed to be for burning man?

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Why is PPP trying to get Jim involved when he obviously cares the least about this and only showed up to the stream in the first place because he was pissed off some dude he never heard of before tried tricking him.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

It's worth repeating that you shouldn't pick a side in this and that you shouldn't get invested.
By the time this ends either everyone will come out looking like a big gay retard or nobody will remember it ever happened.

 

[Sammich]

 

[Vlinny-kun]

That being said, I don't like Dick either, mostly because I find the yelling over nothing at every drop of the hat to be extremely grating. It's only funny in the right circumstances. I also never bought into his alpha male bullshit.

The main reason Dick has the sizeable personality cult that he does (mostly made up by whiny "macho dad" types) is because Maddox sued him for an outrageous amount and Jim covered it.

I don't where this idea came from that Dick is an uncorruptable red-pilled ultrachad that only tells truths and can do no wrong. If you listen to his podcast, you'll hear him shout stupid shit all the time like "we need a drunk drivers licence." Is it satire? *Most likely. Do some people take him at his word and actually believe that this is just another one of his great ideas society should take into consideration? Painfully so. It's why I find criticisms of the Dick Show, that isn't just some dumb cunt whining or some dude going out of his way multiple time saying "X but I'm a huge fan of Dick" or "but I understand why he said that or what he was trying to say," to be a breath of fresh air.

*People forget that "Dick Masterson" is only suppose to be a persona of a hedonistic, selfish, angry manchild with unwarranted self importance, when in reality Dax is just the typical mexican LA bro. But after this event and looking back on things, maybe not so much? Fuck, he might as well change his name.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Why is PPP trying to get Jim involved when he obviously cares the least about this and only showed up to the stream in the first place because he was pissed off some dude he never heard of before tried tricking him.

Because its Jim, if you press him the right way you'll get from julay somewhere.

 

[Iamthatis]

I think podawful is missing some love in this thread, not sure this info is correct maybe someone else can confirm?

Here is is crowing over dicks doxing
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Here's his possible address

50 E 18th St, Apt C**, Brooklyn, NY 11226-2777

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With the sepia tone and the chickens I can hear tejano music in the air!

 

[GameDevAnon]

I'm not really up on the Mersch stuff, just tuned in randomly. I do remember Porsalin thought he was a faggot. I might check out the thread when this trashfire flames out.

Just go through my post history. Go back about a year. I was heavily involved in the first few pages of the ROTC thread, and posted a bunch of links to their embarrassing faggotry. Mersh got extremely pissed off. So pissed off that he posted in his own thread.
The hilarious thing is that a lot of you have probably played some of the games I helped develop when I was working for bigger companies (this was before the industry became super toxic and I bounced to a smaller, more enjoyable, studio).

Mersh has a long history of being a liar. I don't see how this could surprise anyone. He named himself after shitty, scam weed that's all sticks, stems, and seeds for fuck's sake.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I'm sorry gang, I can't keep up with Newproject2gate anymore. It's just too exhausting and tedious to listen to a Zidan-free Ralph Retort.

But we did get confirmation that Dick is indeed blackmailing the Guntgang. Poor Josh is under Dick's thumb to protect the image of his Los Angeles home.

 

[soy_king]

So I see PPP lost his channel to the wrath of the prom king. Anything else I missed?

Ngl, I kinda want OP to make the subheading for this thread "the Wrath of the Prom King" just to add to this glorious dumpsterfire.

I think podawful is missing some love in this thread, not sure this info is correct maybe someone else can confirm?

Here is is crowing over dicks doxing
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Here's his possible address

50 E 18th St, Apt C**, Brooklyn, NY 11226-2777

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My favorite bit about Dick's "mansion" is that it originated from Asterios Cuckinos being a salty ho about Dick owning a house and was financially stable compared to him, which he then used to try to shame Dick and Dickheads to try to contribute to his lolsuit. Dick to his credit never called where he lived a mansion, nor did he ever really flex about the size of his house. That being said, Jesse clearly fucked up when he didn't shoop in a Virgin Mary Shrine into the front yard.

 

[Kenobi]

Last time I think he was in a call with Zoom, it was the Killstream episode following Nick's Tonka interview. Zoom mostly behaved himself that time, and I think Nick was going off that.

Last time he was in call with zoom was when he was calling borderline illegalshit. Face it Nick is a piece of trash.

All about tonka saw

Zoom or Godspeed stream on stream.me

www.youtube.com

He tought he could get a cheap win to not totally lose all face but it backfired.

I know @Spectre_06 would probably agree with me here. He doesn't want to see Nick fucked either.

Spectre is a fucking Janny for Nick, the problem is that you guys put ecelebs on a pedestal and belive that they are somehow above or that they are your friends they aren´t. Same with anon, shelly and raush.
They arent super heroes they are just retards on the internet same as us laugh when they sperg, berate when they fuck up.

Its probably going to wind up like it was with destiny, just making useless non-points, kindof agreeing, and running down the clock.

What are you talking about? He curbstomped destiny? Remember invading mexico and carpetbombing them. Got him to dig his own grave.

 

[instythot]

What the fuck even is the definition of a gay op nowadays? I was under the impression that flagging/reporting ops were the only things that qualified. Now it means any low-effort troll that you don't like but works?
Dick is cool with my definition of gay ops:
Dick Masterson Advocates Canceling Other Podcast Networks Over "Non-Joking" Use of the N-Word

I thought gay ops were when they didn't work with hilarious backfiring. If it works, it's just ops

brief recap of Nick and Zoom's history

I have an unrelated question you may be in a position to answer, if you don't mind. I am assuming that Dax reached out to Nick over scheduling last night's appearance, especially with the confusion about all the PPPs in chat and all. Can you confirm that?

 

[MeltyTW]

Okay, despite there being a really comprehensive OP, I'm still lost as to why anybody gives the first fuck that some guy was trying to get laid with someone else over texts. What's the original issue here?

oh also forgot PPP and co made newproject an issue so whether that counts as the original issues its part of their grievances.

It's worth repeating that you shouldn't pick a side in this and that you shouldn't get invested.
By the time this ends either everyone will come out looking like a big gay exceptional individual or nobody will remember it ever happened.

nah i say cheer on whoever can bring the most hilarity with your support. keeps the trashfire nice and cozy instead of fading out into a cold sea of apathy, kind of like a cockfight, its kind of pointless to say you dont prefer one to die over the other if you're leering at it might as well get some energetic glee from it

 

[VOC]

Ngl, I kinda want OP to make the subheading for this thread "the Wrath of the Prom King" just to add to this glorious dumpsterfire.

My favorite bit about Dick's "mansion" is that it originated from Asterios Cuckinos being a salty ho about Dick owning a house and was financially stable compared to him, which he then used to try to shame Dick and Dickheads to try to contribute to his lolsuit. Dick to his credit never called where he lived a mansion, nor did he ever really flex about the size of his house. That being said, Jesse clearly fucked up when he didn't shoop in a Virgin Mary Shrine into the front yard.

I should've shooped in some hasidics kikes, opportunities lost

 

[instythot]

Why is PPP trying to get Jim involved when he obviously cares the least about this and only showed up to the stream in the first place because he was pissed off some dude he never heard of before tried tricking him.

To stick it to Ralph, and to a lesser extent Dax, who clamor for crumbs of Jim's attention. PPP doesn't actually like Jim all that much and is pretty vocal about him being a sellout