Hey hey, people! I got hot news and boy are they fucking fun. So I'mma just say right from the start. Welcome to spain!
So. Remember how I talked in a prior post about how Vox has basically resorted to importing outrage by just seeing what those outside bitch about and then acting as if the gov of spain is doing it, usually with very fako photoshops ans doctored docs to feed conspiracy theories? Well. Guess what just happened?
So as I'm sure you noticed people outside of Spain are now starting to notice the insanity of some politicians trying to talk about second waves and how to deal with them. And of course VOX noticed. This is however even more notable than the past times. Why?
Well because the journos had taken note before. And on yesterdays press round they asked Fernando Simon about what would happen in the case of a 2nd wave. And he just straight up said that there's just no fucking way spanish healthcare and defense professionals can take a second lockdown this year. So if there's a second wave we're going in raw. Which is precisely why we're not accelerating the lift exponentially faster. 'Cause if there's a peak we ain't stoping for it. At worst it'd just slow down lift, not revert it.
So when this morning VOX passed on a very, very obviously fake PDF from our army supposedly calling for a "strong lockdown" this autumm for the 2nd wave. Literally no one believed them.
And boy is the pdf fake. I'll link it on this post. It has no official branding except the 2 shields of our land army poorly photoshopped into the header along with a bunch of random aceonyms from it like that somehow would be made that way. It has no signatures. No authors. No marks at all. And it doesn't even identify if it's a press release or an internal communicate or a letter to ministry or anything, instead resorting to one single big blue box saying "USO OFICIAL", (Official Use.), and if you're wondering. No. That blue box isn't usual. On good documents of official use, whatever the kind. You have them labelled before their type (press release, internal com, etc) with "documento de uso oficial", in normal color, just as part of the technical info. Big blue boxes that don't even clasify the pdf as a document are not proper labelling. Obviously.
So yeah the pdf is HILARIOUSLY broken. I mean I guess after seeing the tale of the pippetting lawyer you could think there's never a 0% chance of the guy in charge being insane. But the army is VERY autistic about proper protocols and labels, and they literally have a template for this shit. So it's really really close to 0% and vox sure as shit isn't trustworthy enough after the prior stunts.
So. People have resorted to passing around the document and clips from it, alongside clips from El Risitas. For those who don't know him by the name. Go to mark 4:20 on this video:
Yeah that guy! People have resorted to just using clips of his laugh to represent their opinion on the stunt from Vox. It's turning into a meme again. Fucking love this country. We really did run entirely out of fucks this time.