Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

in the 70s and 80s (when Chris was born), there was this fertility doc in the DC suburbs that inseminated his patients (possibly as many as 75) with his own semen, Chris(tine) claims be an unexpected miracle but did Borb go to this doc?


striking resemblance
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If ADF can get sector 8 housing I'm sure Chris can too, although it might take a while seeing as Chris is too dumb to start the process ASAP since he thinks he's going to live in a magical land soon instead.
It's been addressed before. You have to be super poor. After Barb's death, Chris will probably receive an even larger tugboat. Even if he were to get in, weens would get him kicked out because of his unreported income and by finding other ways to make Chris a social nuisance.
 
Chris is all about appearances, if he looks at someone who doesn't look threatening, yest has some basic or advanced grasp of self-defense, Chris will be brutalized. I'm telling you: if my 4 year old niece can execute a sweep kick at those twigs that are Chris' legs, he's done for.
It's less about appearances than what advantage does Chris have. When it came to Jew, Chris had the advantage of being in a 2 ton rolling death machine that Jew could jump on top of. When it came to BLARMS, Chris was packing a can of mace, something sure to give him the upper hand in a fight. Chris is smart enough not to pick a fight in which he has no perceivable advantage. It's the same reason we got Hedgehog Defense Mode at TooManyGames instead of BLARMS 2.0, Chris recognized he had no advantage when it came to fighting off the Jerkops trying to kick him out. Hell this even applies to his online fights, remember how smug he was when he thought he had a photo of Clyde, or when he mocked his one True and Honest fan that obviously was more exceptional than Chris? He acted this way because he had a perceived advantage against them.
 
14BC is already gone, Chris is starting to sound like Terry Davis (there is a tone of voice people who went over have). i think that Chris will be forced to move from 14BC but will take a few months. he will surely be with electric, gas? and water for a bit before eviction. i'll say he will go to a group home but he won't get kicked out, he's not so tarded out that it would be impossible for him to live with people and i suspect that the state may appoint a person over his tugboat and he may be able to get into an Apartment Complex for those who need a little extra watching.
Chris won't be Terry A Davis living in a van yelling at people in a weird voice but he's also probably not getting out of this with out losing some stuff.
 
I think that's the one thing they are paying.
Not like it really matters, chris can't afford to keep the house even if the bank doesn't just seize it when blorb dies.

If Chris cares about keeping his his home, after Barb's death, he will get rid of the horde for once and start renting any available rooms so he can make the payments. Although, we all know what good judge of character CWC is. And also laziness.
 
If Chris cares about keeping his his home, after Barb's death, he will get rid of the horde for once and start renting any available rooms so he can make the payments. Although, we all know what good judge of character CWC is. And also laziness.
Should become a streamer house, Live from Sonichu headquarters! We could have a new Era of Twitch with a houseful of tards all working together.
 
14BC is already gone, Chris is starting to sound like Terry Davis (there is a tone of voice people who went over have). i think that Chris will be forced to move from 14BC but will take a few months. he will surely be with electric, gas? and water for a bit before eviction. i'll say he will go to a group home but he won't get kicked out, he's not so tarded out that it would be impossible for him to live with people and i suspect that the state may appoint a person over his tugboat and he may be able to get into an Apartment Complex for those who need a little extra watching.
Chris won't be Terry A Davis living in a van yelling at people in a weird voice but he's also probably not getting out of this with out losing some stuff.
who knows man, i remember watching terry in his parents basement.. I thought he loved his computer too much to give it up for a "laptop". he switched 180 right before he moved into his van.
We could see a chris-chan adventure time, traveling through the state in a manic episode.

Edit: I do realized terry got kicked out but still lol.
 
I've often thought if Chris invited people to move in with him, the first thing they would do is put up cameras. Then we'll get the actual Truman Show.

The Truman Show but with more shitting on the floor and masturbating.

What if Barb dies while Sonichu is in Chris's body? Will he make a tweet about the passing of "Grandma"?

What if Barb dies while Chris's penis is inside her?
 
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