Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Somnius]

So, let me see if I'm getting this right, because even with the OP I'm having some trouble following.

Some guy tries to get some other guys in the ISB sphere to make videos or jokes about a conversation he sent out while lying about who was involved in it, looks like an asshole for trying.

Gets invited on to Killstream, where, this time, it's the others that look like assholes since everyone but Jim (who was making at least a token effort to try and understand what the beef was) being a bunch of cringelords.

Everyone ganging up on the first guy leads to a conspiracy theory about all of them having an unspoken rule not to mess with each other due to using a similar patreon alternative.

And as time passes and more calls and videos happen, more shit gets dredged up that makes pretty much everyone involved look retarded.

Is that about right? If not, please explain this to me, because I'm more confused than a homeless man under house arrest.

 

[AnOminous]

DO NOT DO THIS. This is the last gamer word we have left, do not opress us any more or else...

nool quit taking away our gamer words. This site is rude as shit and you can't even call retards retards here. And then we can't call people niggers. Or even kikes. We're getting as fucking polite as Jewbook here!

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Protip: If you're as tall as PPP is and look this fat you're actually a ginormous lardbucket. At least Ralph has the excuse of being a manlet with a taste for too much firewater.

PPP looks similarly fat to Wings of Redemption

that is -FAT-

 

[ExciteDyke]

I just wanted to say to you all, now that we are on the fringe of this WAAAAGH. That, I love you guys. So matter how seething you are, no matter how much of a nuthugger you are, no matter how above it all you are. I love you, we have this memory together now. So when this is all over, I just want you all to know, you are all my brothers.

Gonna watch The Notebook (2004) to forget all of this.

 

[Perspicacity]

I was under the impression that Robi and Josh had made amends? You two are still feuding? It's time to bury the hatchet and enjoy this trash fire together boys.

 

[Pissmaster]

lol if the Knoxville fight actually happens I'll drive all the way up there

Them cucks gotta see what peak physical performance looks like

 

[Julay-chan]

What? I posted on /v/ to extend an offer to 9chan. I PGP signed that. I did not post elsewhere.

I guess you need a memory refresher. Also, I doubted that it was you in the /v/ post at first because I couldn't find your PGP key on the public keyservers, but if it was really you then I'll post the same response that I would've to that post: Trying to shill your imageboard was fucking pathetic. If people wanted to go there, then they would've. What's the point of shilling yet another centralized imageboard? So that it gets taken down the next time you get in legal trouble? I doubt that you will keep 9chan if it gives you enough trouble. I forced anons to spread out exactly so that people don't have to scramble anymore after their single imageboard goes down. And you're basically the antithesis to that. Enjoy your not-8chan.

 

[AnOminous]

I just wanted to say to you all, now that we are on the fringe of this WAAAAGH. That, I love you guys. So matter how seething you are, no matter how much of a nuthugger you are, no matter how above it all you are. I love you, we have this memory together now. So when this is all over, I just want you all to know, you are all my brothers.

Eat shit, faggot nigger kike.

 

[GameDevAnon]

I just wanted to say to you all, now that we are on the fringe of this WAAAAGH. That, I love you guys. So matter how seething you are, no matter how much of a nuthugger you are, no matter how above it all you are. I love you, we have this memory together now. So when this is all over, I just want you all to know, you are all my brothers.

Faggot.

 

[Null]

I guess you need a memory refresher. Also, I doubted that it was you in the /v/ post at first because I couldn't find your PGP key on the public keyservers, but if it was really you then I'll post the same response that I would've to that post: Trying to shill your imageboard was fucking pathetic. If people wanted to go there, then they would've. What's the point of shilling yet another centralized imageboard? So that it gets taken down the next time you get in legal trouble? I doubt that you will keep 9chan if it gives you enough trouble. I forced anons to spread out exactly so that people don't have to scramble anymore after their single imageboard goes down. And you're basically the antithesis to that. Enjoy your not-8chan.

thanks you too

 

[Jewthulhu]

I don't post on your dead gay site fag.

What site?

 

[Don Quixote]

I still respect his restraint in not telling his fans they're shit and he hates them, although any evidence he does in fact hate his fans is inferential, and purely based on the idea that you like Jim, so he can't possibly like these subhuman mongoloids who swarm around him.

For all we actually know, he loves subhuman mongoloids swarming around him, and that's his fetish.

tbqh no matter what, if you are a die hard fan of ANY e-celeb thats fucking gay and people shouldnt like you.

 

[Pissmaster]

Protip: If you're as tall as PPP is and look this fat you're actually a ginormous lardbucket. At least Ralph has the excuse of being a manlet with a taste for too much firewater.

There is no excuse for being a manlet

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

I just wanted to say to you all, now that we are on the fringe of this WAAAAGH. That, I love you guys. So matter how seething you are, no matter how much of a nuthugger you are, no matter how above it all you are. I love you, we have this memory together now. So when this is all over, I just want you all to know, you are all my brothers.

I agree, this is the gayest gay op of all time but everyone here made it go from annoying to funny.

 

[Unog]

Is the proper url for the PPP+Metokur stream? https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz7oNOX8pi7QzxTA3SZUUww/live Wanted to make sure I was recording the right thing.

Yes, that seems to be the case.

Also lol at people defending the guy who brought in Zoom as backup. There's nobody in this who isn't a spaz, guys. Just sit back and watch the chimps fling shit at each other, and stop wrapping up your identity in the reputation of people who don't know your name and wouldn't care to ask in the first place.

 

[Comfyman]

Ralph calls for a "Battle of the Bulge" Ethan Ralph aka Gunt vs People's Populist Press aka PPP
Godwinson pledged £5000 GBP and Null pledged $1900 USD if Ralph fights PPP

Oddguy possibly adds $200 USD

https://twitter.com/EZPZisback/status/1259188379155083271

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CoronyCovirus pledges 54000 yen (~$500 USD)
https://twitter.com/TurkFebruary4/status/1259178848962220032
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Then at least make it a prize money for the winner instead of shoving Ralph 10-20k in his fat gunt by the end of this just for showing up.

 

[Markorian]

So, let me see if I'm getting this right, because even with the OP I'm having some trouble following.

Some guy tries to get some other guys in the ISB sphere to make videos or jokes about a conversation he sent out while lying about who was involved in it, looks like an asshole for trying.

Gets invited on to Killstream, where, this time, it's the others that look like assholes since everyone but Jim (who was making at least a token effort to try and understand what the beef was) being a bunch of cringelords.

Everyone ganging up on the first guy leads to a conspiracy theory about all of them having an unspoken rule not to mess with each other due to using a similar patreon alternative.

And as time passes and more calls and videos happen, more shit gets dredged up that makes pretty much everyone involved look exceptional.

Is that about right? If not, please explain this to me, because I'm more confused than a homeless man under house arrest.

Yeah, maddox crony tries gay ops, Dick responds so poorly he looks like a sperg, he calls in his e-friends for backup, it fails harder, the maddox surrogate side then one-ups the spergery by claiming there's a massive conspiracy revolving around Dick's patreon alternative, and if you don't make a video talking about how Dick is the biggest exceptional who ever lived, you're part of the conspiracy.

 

[Somnius]

Yeah, maddox crony tries gay ops, Dick responds so poorly he looks like a sperg, he calls in his e-friends for backup, it fails harder, the maddox surrogate side then one-ups the spergery by claiming there's a massive conspiracy revolving around Dick's patreon alternative, and if you don't make a video talking about how Dick is the biggest exceptional who ever lived, you're part of the conspiracy.

So, we're in a second IBS apocalypse? Brutal.

 

[I.C_Wiener]

PPP looks similarly fat to Wings of Redemption

that is -FAT-

im going to cum on your hair bb

 

[Love Machine]

Yeah, maddox crony tries gay ops, Dick responds so poorly he looks like a sperg, he calls in his e-friends for backup, it fails harder, the maddox surrogate side then one-ups the spergery by claiming there's a massive conspiracy revolving around Dick's patreon alternative, and if you don't make a video talking about how Dick is the biggest exceptional who ever lived, you're part of the conspiracy.