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Chris' voice is by far the creepiest during his 'lovey' talk, with his 'girlfriends'. It's the stuff of nightmares.
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Chris' voice is by far the creepiest during his 'lovey' talk, with his 'girlfriends'. It's the stuff of nightmares.
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Yeah Edmund Ironside apparently died shortly after he became king in the same year of 1016.
Still if Chris were to become a medieval European king (I guess think of it as a Crusader Kings 2 game), he wouldn't last more than a year and it would probably be due to disease, or a coup as a result of his oppressive reign of the Most Serene Principality of CWCland.
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If he becomes a medieval king, he would stressed out the knows how many responsibilities he had and he'll be uncomfortable knowing that he'll have his own groom of the stool.
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After this whole “Look at me, im Sonichu on twitter“ thing, does anyone else feel like “Sonichu” loves his ”mama” more than Chris loves his actual mom? He doesn’t even call her mom anymore, just “Barbara”.
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well, barb is the only thing keeping chris semi-grounded in reality. she takes his money and uses it on bills and shit. he probably resents her because she's what stops him from dropping his entire tugboat + donations on mlp figures and legos.
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You're right. Man, that's a bummer. Thinking your fake "son" loves you more than you love your mom is a weird type of sad.
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In Chris's defense, Barb herself was a pretty shitty person to Chris all around. Yes, Barb is largely the reason why Chris isn't in a group home but from an objective point of view, it can be argued that Chris has plenty of justification to hate her. Let's see:
- After Bob's death, her compulsive hoarding inevitably led to the destruction of his house. Chris's old possessions were salvaged but there's a catch: a lot of what was salvaged was partially burned or suffered extensive water damage. Second, it's a safe bet to assume that Chris lost a lot of other stuff that he held dear. Certainly not anything we'd deem important, but there was that giant lego monument to his old high school that got ruined and had to be rebuilt. Chris is an idiot, but he still had enough self-awareness to realise that the situation before the fire was also Barb's fault.
- Chris also had to share a bed for 6 months when the house was being rebuilt because his bed burned to a crisp. The CWCki also documented that Barb forced Chris to spoon with him during that time. He actually solicited donations to buy a brand new mattress so he could actually sleep by himself (probably the only responsible decision he ever made). Granted, Barb and Chris share a rather... interesting relationship and he's also admitted to having sexual fantasies about his mother, but I would imagine that's his crippling loneliness talking and not his atrophied common sense. Considering he's now married in his imagination, any physical lust he may have for Barb is probably nonexistent.
- Barb herself is also responsible for the ongoing Financhu Crisis considering how she filed a second mortgage on 14BC, how her hoarding led to massive credit card debt that further fuels the crisis, and how she uses the former two things to weasel more money out of Chris's stipends. Marvin actually pointed out that Chris himself is actually financially responsible enough at the absolute bare minimum to avoid putting himself into the same level of financial pizdec that Barb is currently in.
The 10 Commandments only say to honour your parents, they say nothing about actually liking them.
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That explains why Chris was in a rush to find a sweetheart in his 20s.
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No kidding, she threatened to kill herself multiple times and refused to cook for her son after he refused one plate of pasta. She’s by no means a saint, but it’s so strange that he has this idea of “perfect son” in his head yet doesn’t work towards that image he created. He would rather be the one being doted on.
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Didn't Chris say something about that in regards to Bob: "I have to respect my father, but that doesn't mean I have to love him"?
EDIT - Found it:
Also, is Barb in contention for "Mother of the Year" tomorrow?
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Does chris still upkeep his mangooch or has that healed up?
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Once it's been sewn up, there would have to be some type of rehabilitation, but knowing Chris, I'm surprised it hasn't been infected.
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I'm not sure if this was brought up alot but there's no way in hell I'll read through over 1 thousand pages to find out but- has anyone attempted to call animal control or something in regards to the Chandler's pet hoarding problem?
They just have a large amount of fucking pets , mainly cats , dying on them for varying reasons that all steer towards animal neglect/abuse. Their house is a pigsty and they can't even wipe their own ass to save their lives let alone know what animal they even own under the mountains of trash collecting
They just have a large amount of fucking pets , mainly cats , dying on them for varying reasons that all steer towards animal neglect/abuse. Their house is a pigsty and they can't even wipe their own ass to save their lives let alone know what animal they even own under the mountains of trash collecting
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I'm pretty sure there were calls made similar to the delivery pranks the Chandler household has received in past years, but nothing was done, and I don't think Chris has or wanted to address that in order to give trolls extra ammunition. At the most, Chris got a citation for one of his dogs for lack of rabies check and lack of dog tags.
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I felt that might've been the case , shame.
I just always get nervous about hearing any tweets concerning him and a pet /:
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Like Chris, those dogs were/are spoiled rotten. Overwieght, long nails, not house broken. In their lifespan, they may outlive Barb. Chris goes through cats like he does with their toys. There was a litter born close to Chris's house. When one dies, he literally goes outside to get another. don't know if the litter is still there, but hopefully they are far away from 14 BLC. Interesting thing about the dogs; As you know Chris had a dog by the name of Patti. He actually has shown affection for that dog, but it got me wondering: Chris really didn't take care of Patti; that was all Bob. When you see how Patti was as opposed to Clover and Snoopy, you know how both pets were raised. After Bob's death and I think before the hit and run incident, Barb had found a dog and kept it, as opposed to finding it's owner. The owner found the dog, and after some arguments, the owner got their dog back. Chris being Chris, could not understand why they could not keep it. When the Chandler's had Patti, she stayed outside in her pen, that's why Clover and Snoopy are inside most of the time, because Barb and Chris are paranoid someone might take their dogs away.
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There's gonna be an unusual note on Chris's autopsy report one day. "distinguishing marks or skin abnormalities, large scar on perineum near the testicles. "
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i'm pretty sure that at this point every business and service in the state of virginia has been called about the cwc house. they all probably have it on some list of places to ignore.