Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Auraculum]

I think his libido has become desensitised because of the internet. Sure, his foreskin being removed probably doesn't help. I think he needs a nasty crazy girl like Emily Youcis for him to really get his rocks off. The more internet you use the more degenerate you get. I don't even want to know what Nulls powerlevel is at this point.

Cutting off parts of your penis... what the fuck is wrong with Americans?

 

[Shannon Gaines]

Pretty sure the plan was just to cause chaos.

I don't think these guys ever seriously wanted to take Dick down, and from what I understand the only real enmity here is between PPP and Ralph.

Basically what Null said on page 234.

I'm pretty sure the plan was to make Ralph, Nick, Josh, Jim and several others look like the e-celeb fwend cabal faggots that they are, and that they accomplished beautifully.

 

[The Marineer]

Cutting off parts of your penis... what the fuck is wrong with Americans?

You see, there was a doctor that stole his brother's breakfast cereal invention.

 

[ddlloo]

actually, now that's I'm looking at it, it just looks like people opted out before the first of the month and re-pledging again. This is a normal thing.

It's increasing faster than it does most months. Really it's too early to tell though.

Arguably it certainly hasn't hurt him yet. Not as much as the booze has hurt his liver, at any rate.

 

[Unog]

essentially PPP threw eggs at Ralph's apartment building. Now the landlord is pissed off and has eggs all over his building.

Right. I'm not to clear on Starfish and what his background is other than him and Ralph got into it, and it culminated in Ralph doxing then soon after swatting PPP. After he showed his asshole on stream (Ralph was doing the stream sniping a stream snipe thing) in an attempt to get Ralph's channel taken down for inappropriate content, his cronies sent PPP's asshole pics to his family and church members, resulting in him getting thrown out of his church.

All of that started because Ethan's a thin-skinned bitch and couldn't handle another fat retard mocking him, of course. As far as I know PPP has had no real connection or even interest in Dick, Nick, etc until this shit started kicking off and he could use it as a way to fuck with Ethan while getting some lulz and stirring shit up in the process.

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

Overall I think that there has been no change in Dicks patreon which is actually kind of commendable considering that the Coronavirus has caused people to lose their jobs. You'd think that some of the people who are affected would have tightened their belt and cut some of their subscriptions to save a few shekels.

 

[Niggernerd]

IF ralph fights PPP
I hope godwinson fights gator

 

[Unog]

Overall I think that there has been no change in Dicks patreon which is actually kind of commendable considering that the Coronavirus has caused people to lose their jobs. You'd think that some of the people who are affected would have tightened their belt and cut some of their subscriptions to save a few shekels.

I wouldn't be shocked if he had patrons that actually cut other costs so they could pay Dick.

E-celeb culture and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

 

[2021Murder]

"What happened to you? "

oh yes null this is a perfectly normal thing to say to random callers. i'm sure you say it to the people you pass on the street in serbia too.

 

[Count K. Rumulon]

Oh by the way he hired a Sonic porn artist to do his thumbnails

https://twitter.com/SonicPhase

Aside from that they're pretty much unrelated to this. I just found it really funny.

 

[Übertroon]

Right. I'm not to clear on Starfish and what his background is other than him and Ralph got into it, and it culminated in Ralph doxing then soon after swatting PPP. After he showed his asshole on stream (Ralph was doing the stream sniping a stream snipe thing) in an attempt to get Ralph's channel taken down for inappropriate content, his cronies sent PPP's asshole pics to his family and church members, resulting in him getting thrown out of his church.

All of that started because Ethan's a thin-skinned bitch and couldn't handle another fat exceptional individual mocking him, of course. As far as I know PPP has had no real connection or even interest in Dick, Nick, etc until this shit started kicking off and he could use it as a way to fuck with Ethan while getting some lulz and stirring shit up in the process.

Well don't take asshole pics and share them online if you don't want to be thrown out of your church

 

[Unog]

Well don't take asshole pics and share them online if you don't want to be thrown out of your church

It was mid stream snipe of a stream snipe from what I understand. Iirc he just got up, turned around, and dropped trow.

 

[Shannon Gaines]

DADDY!

 

[Fools Idol]

I hope godwinson fights gator

Only if Godwinson knocks back a few lines and Gator wears the luchador mask

 

[Several Goats]

Oh by the way he hired a Sonic porn artist to do his thumbnails

https://twitter.com/SonicPhase

Aside from that they're pretty much unrelated to this. I just found it really funny.

Screencap of @FroggyMan's scoop from chat, the boobs match

 

[Comfyman]

Dick Masterson is the closest thing he has to a working dick.
Maybe stop jerking off to so much shota and you might be able to enjoy the pleasures of a woman

>Mexican
>working

 

[Null]

@Shannon Gaines

 

[2021Murder]

No one pretend to be attracted to children.

Dick masterson is no one

Moron you're looking at a thread on a subject where nothing useful happened. I mean let me reiterate the scandal here:

>Dick Masterson loves Zoom and lets him get away with anything he wants. Zoom is a cool guy we should all be friends with and you aren't allowed to argue otherwise with Dick

FTFY

 

[Null]

Dick masterson is no one

oh you're this desperate now huh.

 

[2021Murder]

oh you're this desperate now huh.

you didn't watch the onision stream? he literally openly joked about being a pedo

every maddox loving sperg took him at face value like they do most of his jokes. now that i think about it warski and a shitload of other people have made pedo jokes. its actually surprisingly common