Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[The best and greatest]

When you think about it, Dick Masterson is the original Tiger King. He's adopted a fake persona for so long that its eclipsed his original self entirely and now he really IS "Dick Masterson" and whoever he was before is dead, he surrounds himself with lower functioning people he can manipulate to get what he wants, he thrives off the attention of other people ect.

 

[CrunkLord420]

 

[byuu]

PPP is a fat faggot and I hope he kills Ralph in their trash fight.

The fight already happened. Ralph cheated and dogpiled PPP with Gator.
Here's the footage:

 

[CatParty]

Has anyone tried just telling everyone “lol calm down”

 

[Niggernerd]

PPP is a fat faggot and I hope he kills Ralph in their trash fight.

Both of them dying would be pretty damn hilarious.
>Vanquishing the gunt, PPP stands on ralph but hears a rumbly in his tumbly that turns into pain, writhing in ouchies PPP screams as his stomach bursts from all the chicken nuggies.

 

[instythot]

Bingo. Part of the problem with this is anyone who tries to press on anything real gets railroaded and herded into the "Muh alpha chad 2 chicks" conversation.

Both sides of this trash fire muddy the waters and have made it clear they care about the perception more than the truth. I kinda would like people to start digging into the actual meat of this to see whats what. The way it looks a head of time though.... yeah, I think its all pretty legit even if distorted by woman feelings. I highly doubt JLH popped up years after not being talked about and dating someone else to make up fake emails and texts. A lot of the stuff she describes lines up with times lines and stuff "insiders" were leaking. Dick in his Alpha chad moments of Slamming that stupid bitch JLH for daring to ever speak about him admitted some of the stuff is true, like the female drug dealer who cut ties with Dick cause he creeped on her.

I believe there is another side to this but I don't think Jamie is just making up fake news. The other side that Dick chose to tell was "I AM LE ALPHA CHAD REDDIT! HATE THE PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE SO PEOPLE LOVE ME!"

There's a side to this that just wants to make people really mad and get an amusing reaction

 

[Jester69]

The e-celebs and their fans have been a disaster for the Internet People.

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And don't forget: HE LIVES IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS! HE LIVES IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS! HE LIVES IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS! HE LIVES IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS!

 

[George Cuckzunian]

There's a side to this that just wants to make people really mad and get an amusing reaction

I have a secret for you and you alone:

Spoiler: If you read this you are violating my private life, and my fans will flag you if you read this

That's the only side thats winning or worth being on in this.

 

[Easterling]

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Dick reminds me of Simon Peggs character in the movie the worlds end. Dick peaked in high school and his still riding that mentality, you could say he never really grew up. Hes like that cool uncle when your a kid untill you finally grow up and realise hes still the same, he never really moved past his teenage years.

 

[Null]

if this shit doesn't happen fuck the internet and fuck this board, i'm going back to fat women and schizos permanently

 

[2021Murder]

I can't wait for Ethan Ralph to adopt the same tactics.

I WAS THE FAT CAMP KING; I LIVE IN A MANSION RIGHT NEXT TO THE GOVERNOR'S

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

For those who missed PPP's wrestling promo, it really gives a glimpse of him at peak performance.

I hope it's not just shtick. These two should unironically fight to the death or to the prison rape.

This is is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

So what I wanna know is when are Destiny and Dick going to have a round two debate and talk about relationships and the treatment of women? The leaks and crap both of those guys say and how much they hate each other would ramp this up from trash fire to dumpster arson... especially since Destiny is team Maddox

 

[Crystal Golem]

So what I wanna know is when are Destiny and Dick going to have a round two debate and talk about relationships and the treatment of women? The leaks and crap both of those guys say and how much they hate each other would ramp this up from trash fire to dumpster arson... especially since Destiny is team Maddox

Would be pretty good. How many of these faggots will go flailing into the poop before this is all over?

 

[Zodomy]

if this shit doesn't happen fuck the internet and fuck this board, i'm going back to fat women and schizos permanently

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Canadian free healthcare is part of his trashtalk ....

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Would be pretty good. How many of these faggots will go flailing into the poop before this is all over?

Is it considered Gay Opping if I suggest people push for this to happen and get Destiny to make it so? I really want to see that happen.

 

[Eli Whitney]

So I'm just getting caught up on this, here is what I understand so far:

So an internet famous guy, who goes by the name "Dick Masterson", who's entire shock-jock persona is being a hard drinking libertine chad who is a bit of dick to women, leveraged his success and used some less than savory tactics to get a three-way going with his girlfriend and some hot fitness model who is in a rockey marriage. Predictably, emotions are charged, things get out of hand, and possibly fueled by some self-medication with drugs and alcohol things go south and shit leaks on to the internet. A bunch of dudes on the internet with an axe to grind team up with a bunch of dudes who are mad because they are not pulling any ass themselves and are not getting as many internet points decide, despite everyone involved being an actual fully grown adult with free will, that this behavior is against their moral code. This leads to a bunch of WWE style youtube smack talk culminating with an English dandy with a posh accent trying to orchestrate some kind of thunder-dome style fight between the two fattest guys on either side -- which immediately get canceled as soon as everyone agrees to and then realizes how much effort would actually be involved. Failing that, everyone just falls back to the old standard and tries to link the opposition to pedophiles.

What did I miss?

 

[epigenes]

really hope ethan brings some sandpaper for PPP's mouth so he can even out that speech impediment

 

[Exbein]

So I'm just getting caught up on this, here is what I understand so far:

So an internet famous guy, who goes by the name "Dick Masterson", who's entire shock-jock persona is being a hard drinking libertine chad who is a bit of dick to women, leveraged his success and used some less than savory tactics to get a three-way going with his girlfriend and some hot fitness model who is in a rockey marriage. Predictably, emotions are charged, things get out of hand, and possibly fueled by some self-medication with drugs and alcohol get emotional things go south and shit leaks on to the internet. A bunch of dudes on the internet with an axe to grind team up with a bunch of dudes who are mad because they are not pulling any ass themselves and are not getting as many internet points decide, despite everyone involved being an actual fully grown adult with free will, that this behavior is against their moral code. This leads to a bunch of WWE style youtube smack talk culminating with an English dandy with a posh accent trying to orchestrate some kind of thunder-dome style fight between the two fattest guys on either side -- which immediately get canceled as soon as everyone agrees to and then realizes how much effort would actually be involved. Failing that, everyone just falls back to the old standard and tries to link the opposition to pedophiles.

What did I miss?

Don't forget the 9-11 of the internet

 

[Perspicacity]

So I'm just getting caught up on this, here is what I understand so far:

So an internet famous guy, who goes by the name "Dick Masterson", who's entire shock-jock persona is being a hard drinking libertine chad who is a bit of dick to women, leveraged his success and used some less than savory tactics to get a three-way going with his girlfriend and some hot fitness model who is in a rockey marriage. Predictably, emotions are charged, things get out of hand, and possibly fueled by some self-medication with drugs and alcohol get emotional things go south and shit leaks on to the internet. A bunch of dudes on the internet with an axe to grind team up with a bunch of dudes who are mad because they are not pulling any ass themselves and are not getting as many internet points decide, despite everyone involved being an actual fully grown adult with free will, that this behavior is against their moral code. This leads to a bunch of WWE style youtube smack talk culminating with an English dandy with a posh accent trying to orchestrate some kind of thunder-dome style fight between the two fattest guys on either side -- which immediately get canceled as soon as everyone agrees to and then realizes how much effort would actually be involved. Failing that, everyone just falls back to the old standard and tries to link the opposition to pedophiles.

What did I miss?

I encourage you to delve deeper into the autism, you must immerse yourself to even have an idea of what's actually happening here. Only then will you be able to get a glimpse of the truth.