Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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TiltdownDove said:
I think this comment has taught me there is no God, and reality must be nothing more than my own delusional nightmare I can't escape from; it's pretty clear we must not have watched the same video of a screeching harpy admit to being a 400 lbs virgin through personal choice.
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Yeah sure, PPP is a fat virgin. Thats why its so funny that he successfully got onto the stream and side tracked it for over an hour. Dick was on suicide watch by the end of it, and Nicks blood pressure was through the roof. Even Drexel told them that they got played for fools. The even funnier part is that Nick was literally the most insulated person from all of this because he specifically has rules in place to prevent it such as not randomly inviting people on during the middle of the stream (which he did twice with two obvious trolls), not getting involved in the drama surrounding his friends and acquaintances (which he invited to his door by having Dick on in the first place, and furthered by trying to defend Dick against, and I will say this again for those in the back, TWO OBVIOUS TROLLS.), and that no body tells him how to run his show, which PPP did multiple times without getting a swift and immediate kick and ban. So yes PPP is a fat virgin loser, but he won against two self proclaimed chads.
 
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Elric of Melnibone said:
Yeah sure, PPP is a fat virgin. Thats why its so funny that he successfully got onto the stream and side tracked it for over an hour. Dick was on suicide watch by the end of it, and Nicks blood pressure was through the roof. Even Drexel told them that they got played for fools. The even funnier part is that Nick was literally the most insulated person from all of this because he specifically has rules in place to prevent it such as not randomly inviting people on during the middle of the stream (which he did twice with two obvious trolls), not getting involved in the drama surrounding his friends and acquaintances (which he invited to his door by having Dick on in the first place, and furthered by trying to defend Dick against, and I will say this again for those in the back, TWO OBVIOUS TROLLS.), and that no body tells him how to run his show, which PPP did multiple times without getting a swift and immediate kick and ban. So yes PPP is a fat virgin loser, but he won against two self proclaimed chads.
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Yeah I cant believe that Nick would have zoom on for as long as he did until Zoom sperged out even more than PPP.
 

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"Look i just came over here after listening to dick talk about this on the dick show, i don't know whats going on but basically PPP&Godwinson are mad Dick gets tons of pussy and gets this hot chick Shannon to clean up his cum with her mouth. Also fuck you Null; don't you ever suggest Dick's friends are pedos, you're just jealous because Zoom gets all the chicks and you wish you got the sort of chicks Zoom fucks F-SLUR!"
 
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SAVE TWINKIE! said:
I dunno, Ppp saying he was going to make Ralph slurp his gunt grease, break Ralph's neck and then shit in his hospital food/molest Ralph in his hospital bed as he lie there paralyzed was pretty funny, funnier than anything Dick has said since, ever? Ppp being a retard just makes it funnier

Btw I dont understand why self-hating fatties like @Sheryl Nome can enjoy Nick & Dick for the idiotic shit show they are, but anyone who gets a kick out of Ppp/Godwinson must be an idiot who is taking them seriously? 🙄
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They use the TDS cinematic universe as a friendship simulator and have become emotionally attached to the whole thing. It's pathetic. I've seen things on the TDS subreddit that you wouldn't believe.
 
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Godwinson continuing with the 'If you use NP2 your data is insecure' angle is getting old, since we know (and might have known from the start) that NP2 uses a third party for all transactions. The only thing that might be insecure is paypig content on NP2, and to be fair patreon paypig content for a long time was also super insecure and easy to get without shilling out a single penny. There's plenty more angles to make fun of Dick from, but he's going with the most dishonest route and it's almost as pathetic as the texts Dick was sending.
 
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SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Ppp saying he was going to make Ralph slurp his gunt grease, break Ralph's neck and then shit in his hospital food/molest Ralph in his hospital bed as he lie there paralyzed was pretty funny
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Different strokes, I guess. I've got some twelve year old cousins that could bring that level of humor to a conversation.
 
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SAVE TWINKIE! said:
I dunno, Ppp saying he was going to make Ralph slurp his gunt grease, break Ralph's neck and then shit in his hospital food/molest Ralph in his hospital bed as he lie there paralyzed was pretty funny, funnier than anything Dick has said since, ever? Ppp being a retard just makes it funnier

Btw I dont understand why self-hating fatties like @Sheryl Nome can enjoy Nick & Dick for the idiotic shit show they are, but anyone who gets a kick out of Ppp/Godwinson must be an idiot who is taking them seriously? 🙄
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I just wanna see two fat tards beat the shit out of each other. That's the ultimate outcome I'm hoping for. Everything else is bullshit.
 
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SAVE TWINKIE! said:
I dunno, Ppp saying he was going to make Ralph slurp his gunt grease, break Ralph's neck and then shit in his hospital food/molest Ralph in his hospital bed as he lie there paralyzed was pretty funny, funnier than anything Dick has said since, ever? Ppp being a retard just makes it funnier

Btw I dont understand why self-hating fatties like @Sheryl Nome can enjoy Nick & Dick for the idiotic shit show they are, but anyone who gets a kick out of Ppp/Godwinson must be an idiot who is taking them seriously? 🙄
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She just shits up every thread ive seen her on and then talks about stickers eventually. I just ended up ignoring her.
 
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Thornforg said:
Godwinson continuing with the 'If you use NP2 your data is insecure' angle is getting old, since we know (and might have known from the start) that NP2 uses a third party for all transactions. The only thing that might be insecure is paypig content on NP2, and to be fair patreon paypig content for a long time was also super insecure and easy to get without shilling out a single penny. There's plenty more angles to make fun of Dick from, but he's going with the most dishonest route and it's almost as pathetic as the texts Dick was sending.
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shame that he can't hold himself in the same moral standards with the supposed degenerate youtubers that he criticizes
 
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