Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Arcturus]

Surfer cooking videos are what I need now

 

[Christ Cried]

Well that explains the gunt.

Yes

 

[Sheryl Nome]

go on, theorizing is half the fun for this kayfabe shit

Any good lie is built on the truth, Godwinson and PPP's autistic crusade against Np2 generally and Ralph specifically is all actually real, its just all cloaked in surreallist meme humor to throw people off the scent when they start taking it too seriously

The funny part of this is that they're trolling people seeking the answers behind their actions and supporting them just as hard as they are actually trying to get towards their goal.

Unfortunately, I think the stream with Jim really fucked this up, PPP gagging on Jimbo's cock really was offputting and I think showed a lot of the real man.

It does have that deaglenation quality, where they've managed to spin this into arguments about how sincere they are and all that, and whats trolling and whats not. Its good, its quality, I continue to find this storyline more and more interesting as it goes on and on

PPP is still fat though, lose some weight piggy.

 

[Theodorus]

Jesus, now there’s a cooking stream coming? Is mukbang next?

"Let me let you in on my secret recipes: butter and no seasoning."

 

[GameDevAnon]

I got bored

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This needs to be his new thumbnail for all future videos.

 

[LaurenLauren]

Surfer cooking videos are what I need now

FINALLY, YOU ALL WILL BE BLESSED WITH TRUE KINO.

 

[New to the autism]

Cooking with Surfer Streams are always cozy Kino perfect sleep streams.

 

[GameDevAnon]

I think it's more likely that he's talking about a less socially acceptable drug and has switched out a few details at the last minute.

Mushrooms are something you would throw up, but why not just say you ate mushrooms? MDMA isn't something you would lie about either. Maybe he took some Krokodil.

 

[MeltyTW]

Any good lie is built on the truth, Godwinson and PPP's autistic crusade against Np2 generally and Ralph specifically is all actually real, its just all cloaked in surreallist meme humor to throw people off the scent when they start taking it too seriously

The funny part of this is that they're trolling people seeking the answers behind their actions and supporting them just as hard as they are actually trying to get towards their goal.

Unfortunately, I think the stream with Jim really fucked this up, PPP gagging on Jimbo's cock really was offputting and I think showed a lot of the real man.

It does have that deaglenation quality, where they've managed to spin this into arguments about how sincere they are and all that, and whats trolling and whats not. Its good, its quality, I continue to find this storyline more and more interesting as it goes on and on

PPP is still fat though, lose some weight piggy.

i dont think godwinson thinks its real he has the same tone and style as all of his parody conspiracy stuff and his response to the jim stream was esoteric pppism

a less socially acceptable drug

any specific one for those of us not versed in drug use?

 

[Crystal Golem]

Lords PPP and Surfer streaming tirelessly to keep us away from sinful e-celeb streams.

 

[Simulacrum]

The ride, it never ends.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

i dont think godwinson thinks its real he has the same tone and style as all of his parody conspiracy stuff and his response to the jim stream was esoteric pppism

If PPP has managed to mindfuck godwinson or if Godwinson is in on the bit, either way they're playing off of eachother well

Fuck leo though that stream was awful and I was drunk.

 

[GameDevAnon]

The ride, it never ends.

PPP has built a Holo-coaster, and we are all on it.

 

[Table Country]

PPP has built a Holo-coaster, and we are all on it.

Fuck it, take me away

 

[New to the autism]

PPP has built a Holo-coaster, and we are all on it.

This is all going to end up with all of us getting minecarted into the oven along with the pork tenderloin.

 

[Milky #1]

If PPP has managed to mindfuck godwinson or if Godwinson is in on the bit, either way they're playing off of eachother well

Hail PPP (pbuh) and hail Godwinson (pbuh)

 

[Arcturus]

Everyone knows real men eat spoonfuls of nutmeg to trip balls. (yes, this is a thing. no, you shouldn't try it.)

 

[New to the autism]

If PPP has managed to mindfuck godwinson or if Godwinson is in on the bit, either way they're playing off of eachother well

Fuck leo though that stream was awful and I was drunk.

They have been friends for a while you should check out the Golden Gunt awards if Ralph/Dick capos didnt get it erased forever.

 

[Freedom Fries]

No you can swallow tabs but it would be stupid and ineffective to try throwing them up unless you did it very shortly after you swallowed them.

I suppose you could swallow a tab, but I've never met anyone who didn't just put it under their tongue or against their gums.
Other posters have said stomach acid would destroy it. I guess that makes sense although I imagine it could stick somewhere in your throat along the way

 

[Jed Clampett]

Everyone knows real men eat spoonfuls of nutmeg to trip balls. (yes, this is a thing. no, you shouldn't try it.)

I tried it freshman year of high school, it didn't go well.