Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Comfyman]

If I was in PPP's position, I'd just sperg out on livestream nonstop. This is his 15 minutes of fame, so he might as well make the most of it! (Might as well open a Patreon too)

Implying PPP will ever leave. By the speed things are accelerating, Trump will tweet out his asshole by the end of next week.

 

[Tukadu]

I go to sleep, wake up, and suddenly there's a MUNDANE MATT REDEMPTION ARC?! What the fuck!
PPP is too powerful for Dick and The GuntGang. This proves that there is literally no stopping him. REPENT SINNERS!!!

Matt gets to show his face again because almost everyone involved in the boulderstream has lowered themselves to the shit he used to pull or support people that have. Also, unlike most of these fuckers he actually has a kid and is out there working to provide.

 

[GameDevAnon]

He's talking about fucking 80s girl and dick having to raise his kids! ahahahahahahahaha


So just so everyone knows the whole story Dick tweeted out a screenshot of one of GameDevs posts a few days ago. The next day ROTC(being frank mainly mersh. royce seemed to want to change topics) lies about GameDev on stream. Then Dick invites mersh to the adult table leaked patreon stream for shit talking a guy behind his back defending his honour. Now Gaydur is screenshoting GameDevs posts on twitter too.

Lord help me I am not a smart man but I know there's a pattern here somewhere.

I honestly have no idea how my low IQ shitposts embedded themselves so deeply under their skin. LOL

 

[instythot]

The best part was King of /pol/ coming in just to immediately be shit on.

That is every PPP chat for the last year. Maybe Bry Bry was busy with mother's day stuff yesterday. Really unusual that he wasn't licking gunt crease in all the chats yesterday

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I'm in there too but at least my post was epic and not cringe. They even pause on yours for a moment because the post is gay.

@Sheryl Nome. Sis you posted cringe. You will gain stickers.

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Come back to us.

I still miss Tuscan and cry every day.

PPP has total penis control.

Perfectly Prehensile Penis

The best part was King of /pol/ coming in just to immediately be shit on.

By Matt Jarbo.

 

[Crystal Golem]

PPP: I've taken over the dick show, the dick show now revolves around ppp.

 

[PaleRider]

If it's "Punished Ralph", it's apparently either a convincing fake or a sock, the regular channel name is PunishedRalph (no space).

Fuck, and here I was hoping Ralph was sitting in front of a screen with a bottle of Maker's Mark in one hand, a pistol in the other, little garbage can between his knees as he stews in rage as PPP and everyone in chat are constantly shitting on him.

 

[AnOminous]

Matt gets to show his face again because almost everyone involved in the boulderstream has lowered themselves to his level or support people that have. Also, unlike most of these fuckers he's actually has a kid and is out there working to provide.

At least Mundane Fatt isn't doing an autistic, redneck version of Leaving Las Vegas and drinking himself literally to death on stream.

 

[Crystal Golem]

What page will we be at by the end of today?

 

[Right Wing Boomer Squads]

This stream completely destroys the idea that Ethan Ralph has any hope of winning a fight with PPP.

While Ralph perpetually struggles getting out of bed to start the killstream on time, PPP streams for a day and a half and then decides to go watch X-files instead of going to bed.

The difference in energy here is astronomical; if Ralph thinks he will be ‘faster’, he’s in for a very rude awakening.

 

[AutismAwareness]

I'm finding it hilarious that Ralph (who is totally not mad and is above dealing with PPP) showing up in the chat of just about the chat section of PPP's and Godwinson's premieres and streams, getting shit all over by the chat.

If you followed the initial drama between PPP and Ralph years ago you'd know that he's been a regular hate watcher for a long time. Any mention of PPP or godwinson was banned from his discord back then and i believe PPP was his initial reason for screening callers on the killstream. I looked into it because Ralph would play all of godwinsons new videos on the killstream but suddenly stopped and never mentioned him again.

 

[ClipBitch]

Is ppp also goldstar caller? Or whatever his name was? That's the earliest guy I can remember that swore a blood feud with Ralph. I think he was a popular caller that got banned for criticizing Ralph. That was the moment the snowball started to roll down the hill and slowly collect steam. It turned so many people into outspoken haters and trolls.

 

[Null]

PPP is currently playing TDS while sleeping

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

PPP has pointedly fallen asleep listening to The Dick Show

 

[Yolo Swaggins]

Janny Jewsh was begging PPP to watch a part of the Dick Show but the based PPP fell asleep on stream instead.

Update: he is now snoring.

 

[GameDevAnon]

PPP is a man on a mission from God. He is the only mortal capable of pulling this off!

Like Lazarus, PPP has raised Mundane Matt from the dead and given him new life.
Verily I say unto you, that esoteric pppism is the way, the truth, and the light.
REPENT SINNERS!!

 

[KitsuneEyes]

LOL talking about maddox for the 1000th time

 

[Titanic Cow]

This stream completely destroys the idea that Ethan Ralph has any hope of winning a fight with PPP.

While Ralph perpetually struggles getting out of bed to start the killstream on time, PPP streams for a day and a half and then decides to go watch X-files instead of going to bed.

The difference in energy here is astronomical; if Ralph thinks he will be ‘faster’, he’s in for a very rude awakening.

Ralph is like the late Roman Empire; bloated and decadent. He is the very image of a rotund emperor stretched out upon a couch, drinking wine Wild Turkey from a golden chalice while his man-servants see to his every whim and desire. Robes, once pristine and white, are dirtied by spilled drink, vomit and trash burgers. The flab around his gunt is a burden and one that weighs him down, shackling him to his self-made prison.

PPP is a hunter driven by an insatiable hunger, but from that hunger he finds the drive to tumble forward and climb ever higher in his relentless pursuit to devour more and more. Every pound of fat on his body is a medal of honour and old battles won. He is as we seem him, naked and bare to the world, his starfish a guiding beacon in the darkest of nights. Pity him not for his weight but, fear him for it.

 

[LaurenLauren]

PPP has pointedly fallen asleep listening to The Dick Show

There is no better commentary to dicks content.

 

[KitsuneEyes]

He revived himself like jesus