Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

moron said:
Chantal getting a bath bomb named sex bomb when she hasn't gotten laid in years... Chantal getting bath bombs when she can't even fit in the bath.
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She's narrow enough she might collapse down in one. But there wouldn't be room for bath bombs- or water. And she'd never get out again unless fire department personnel can saw bathtubs off fatties.
 
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One of the little irritating idiosyncrasies about health-kick Chantal is when she says that she is "hydrating". Can't she just say that she is drinking water, or is that not special enough? She makes it sound like some monumental task that she deserves tons of credit for-- she's not just eating and drinking, she's nourishing and hydrating her body! She's not just taking a bath, she's practicing self-care!

If she didn't make such a big deal out of mundane things, maybe she could actually succeed at losing a pound or two (hundred). Being on a diet can suck, yeah, if all you eat is celery and boiled chicken breast. But at her size she could enjoy tasty, reasonable meals and still lose weight. The all or nothing approach isn't necessary. It never works for her anyway.
 
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hamburgerlardraid said:
I'm not sure how much of a help it would be to bring back the old scale from her previous apartment. If I recall correctly, that scale is accurate up to 400 pounds. The accuracy was shaky at the beginning of the year when she was at her previous "highest recorded weight" of 386.0 pounds as of January 6th's "DAY 1 WEIGHT LOSS CHALLENGE 2020: WEIGH-IN AND INTENTIONS".
According to the beast Herself, she has a new highest recorded weight. It was recorded "a few months ago" at "a doctor's office" at 390 pounds "maybe even more".
While it is entirely predictable and almost certain that she is moving the goal posts, it is astounding to see how little she is budging. It is no surprise to anyone that our Chantal is packing on mass like a dense celestial body, but how little she is willing to accept that she is gaining is more noteworthy. While everyone is (rightfully, imo) predicting a gain of 50+ pounds, she is willing to admit a gain of 4 pounds.
Another highlight of today's footage is the multiple times she references Toad's documentary on her. The expose still hurts her today as much as it did in November. That single video by Toad, and all of his subsequent ones regarding Chinny's escapades, will provide her with infinite excuse and fodder for all future self-imposed failures and shortcomings. It's Toad's fault that Chantal enjoys fast food, not because she is a gluttonous unintentional cosplay of Penguin from Batman Returns.
ETA: Chantal also mentions how the bathtub at her new apartment is slightly larger than the old one and how it is not a true "soaking tub". I cackle at the prospect of her having a "romantic evening with someone" in the bath using up one of her "Sex Bomb" bath bombs from Lush. I can only imagine Chinny floundering in the tub, limbs aimlessly flailing about, soaking in cheap perfumes and splashing the greasy stink water all over the bathroom causing water damage to the floor and ceiling beneath her. Now imagine that combined with the body of some desperate and unfortunate-looking man trying to mount a water buffalo. You're welcome for that image. Now here is another.
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maybe her leaky bowels are actually doing her a favor and she just sprays out any arby's that hits her stomach?

I have been wondering for a long time now how the fuck she has not doubled in size yet with how much shit she is eating and how frequent, too.
 
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simulated goat said:
She's narrow enough she might collapse down in one. But there wouldn't be room for bath bombs- or water. And she'd never get out again unless fire department personnel can saw bathtubs off fatties.
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She may still be at a size where James could just lube her up with some butter and she'd pop out. It would be like heaven for her.
 
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A good addict has the sense of mind to keep it hidden. There is one, surefire way to keep a secret, so simple even an idiot can manage it: you tell no one. No. One. Not a single soul. That's the way to keep it hidden.

And Chantal is too stupid to manage even that.
 
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multiverse said:
A good addict has the sense of mind to keep it hidden. There is one, surefire way to keep a secret, so simple even an idiot can manage it: you tell no one. No. One. Not a single soul. That's the way to keep it hidden.

And Chantal is too stupid to manage even that.
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The difference is that she has directly tied her income to her addiction.
 
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She doesn't know what type of content to make now?

Why doesn't she just make cooking videos and "healthy" homemade food mukbangs like she used to in her previous cycles?

Probably because she still eats crap off screen, but she'll go back to recording three mukbangs a day in no time for those YouTube shekels unless Peetz will be her gravy train and pay everything for her now.
 
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I have a feeling that she buys the Lush Bath Bombs because they are "cute" and "trendy". She probably just hoards them and they just collect dust in the bathroom cabinet. Maybe saving for when she's a skinny legend. Either that or she hasn't tried the tub yet and doesn't realize just how tight/not fitting it will be.
 
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"...Your already-generous and beautifully-shaped mouth and your lovely teeth and smile will be even more prominent..." Screenshot_2020-05-12-23-10-45~2.pngScreenshot_2020-05-12-23-12-11~2.png
Sounds like Chantal Herself wrote this.
 
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DiscreetFrog said:
She also has pay double to have a private room in this supposedly upcoming trip "in case I want to bring someone back to my room."
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I think she knows damned well she's not bringing anybody back to her room. My bet is that she doesn't want to share a room because she doesn't want anybody else to see how much food she smuggles back to eat in private, or how much she has room service deliver. In her day-to-day life, she stuffs herself with huge amounts of food on-camera, but is too ashamed to admit to how much more she eats off-camera. She does a lot of eating in secret--first hiding it from Malan, now from James--so why would she be any different on vacation? The only orgasms she's going to get in the DR are the usual foodgasms she has when she's eating something she really likes, and she knows it.
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I'm thinking that one of her fast food mukbangs will be with some kind of loaded fries. I thought Poutine, but I'm not sure if she lives near the place she always loved anymore. So I choose loaded fries & chicken strips.

Place your bets -Chantal is hungry & that baby voice won't last much longer.
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My bet is on Taco Bell. She did that one mukbang at home, and obviously hadn't eaten there in a while because she wasn't familiar with the items she'd ordered. But she obviously loved whatever that stuffed thing was, and despite bitching about how soggy the Dorito taco was, she liked it so much she just had to include two of them in her Fast Food Funeral.

So my money's on Taco Bell--plus, you can get a hell of a lot of food there relatively cheap (or at least that was still the case when I last ate there three years ago), and they even make it easy to order huge quantities of food by offering boxes of tacos, or combo boxes like the one she had in the mukbang.
multiverse said:
A good addict has the sense of mind to keep it hidden. There is one, surefire way to keep a secret, so simple even an idiot can manage it: you tell no one. No. One. Not a single soul. That's the way to keep it hidden.

And Chantal is too stupid to manage even that.
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Chantal couldn't keep her addiction secret even if she never told a single soul about her massive binges, because the state of her body betrays it. Nobody gets to be that fat unless they're gorging themselves on the regular, seeking that sweet, sweet dopamine hit with each mouthful.
 
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TeracottaPah said:
"...Your already-generous and beautifully-shaped mouth and your lovely teeth and smile will be even more prominent..." View attachment 1289767View attachment 1289768
Sounds like Chantal Herself wrote this.
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She could never come close to writing something like this. This person might be delusional but they at least know what paragraph spacing is and the vocabulary is better than that of a first grader learning how to write.
 
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