"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[An Avenging Bird]

JimJem bought a 4 bedroom house in March for $250,000.

Sophia & James P. Augustine
233 5th St NW
Forest Lake MN 55025

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King of Pol about to be driving through the night to confront the embodiment of his unrequited love

 

[TERF respecter]

hapa army

furry genocide

The smart money would be on them starting the Great Minnesota beta uprising of 2040 (supreme gentleman memorial brigade edition).

 

[Disheveled Human]

Welp Jimbo's gonna have some stalkers trying to take pictures of him now.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Welp Jimbo's gonna have some stalkers trying to take pictures of him now.

That’s the least of his worries. Hope he’s already met with the local police to explain that he has no plans to commit a murder/suicide or other swatting narratives. I always wonder how these people approach this convo with cops. “You see, I’m famous in the LGBTQIA+ autistic community...”

 

[dopy]

i have mental images of him coughing up a lung every time he walks up a couple stairs to that back deck/patio

 

[Sam Losco]

I guess they aren't moving to Texas then...

Edit - LOL the tax is $1,448.

 

[Disheveled Human]

That’s the least of his worries. Hope he’s already met with the local police to explain that he has no plans to commit a murder/suicide or other swatting narratives. I always wonder how these people approach this convo with cops. “You see, I’m famous in the LGBTQIA+ autistic community...”

I am pretty sure most police departments are educated on this kind of thing, enough swattings happened and most e-celebs know the drill.

 

[Tukadu]

Are you allowed to shoot people who trespass onto your property in Minnesota?

 

[Bean5]

How are there pictures of his house but not his face? What the shit?

Have you never been on a relator site?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I am pretty sure most police departments are educated on this kind of thing, enough swattings happened and most e-celebs know the drill.

You think the local PD knows that Mr. Augustine is the infamous Metokur and they should expect swatting?

 

[Sammich]

Are you allowed to shoot people who trespass onto your property in Minnesota?

Seems you have a duty to retreat, or have to feel like your life is threatened

 

[The Pink Panther]

Have you never been on a relator site?

I think we found the underage.

 

[Tukadu]

Seems you have a duty to retreat, or have to feel like your life is threatened

Guess Jim will have to invest into one of those camera systems that monitors the area around your house.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

In all seriousness, I can totally see one of these trans furry freaks hunting Jim down like a dog. I hope they bought that house as an investment property and aren’t actually living there.

 

[Popper Whiting]

May not be worth as much as something in LA but Jim has the superior house to Dick and Ralph. More rooms, better aesthetic, bigger yard. Mind you it is in god damned Minnesota and the antipodean in me cant understand how anyone can live in any place that isn't tropical/sub-tropical let alone that sub-artic ice box. I give it a 50/50 chance that the dogs that will be shitting on his front lawn will actually be canine.

 

[a_lurker]

In all seriousness, I can totally see one of these trans furry freaks hunting Jim down like a dog. I hope they bought that house as an investment property and aren’t actually living there.

I could seem him shooting xim in the leg, the missus will tape their gob shut and string them up and let em bleed out for a couple hours before calling the cops on xe/xir with some shitty annoying as fuck anime blaring while they're fading in and out of consciousness.

May not be worth as much as something in LA but Jim has the superior house to Dick and Ralph. More rooms, better aesthetic, bigger yard. Mind you it is in god damned Minnesota and the antipodean in me cant understand how anyone can live in any place that isn't tropical/sub-tropical let alone that sub-artic ice box. I give it a 50/50 chance that the dogs that will be shitting on his front lawn will actually be canine.

That looks to be proper clap my wifes cheeks and raise some fucking kids real estate.

4 bedrooms. 1 for them, one for a guest/office and one for a baby/twins. That leaves 1 for future kids or a play room/anime shrine for daddy.


In regards to the sub-arctic icebox, deer jerky is fucking delicious, the cool climate is optimal for Irish skin and only requires sunscreen in the winter when the snow joins in on the suns effort to cook you alive by blinding you from below as well as above.

I would guess the wife has already transitioned over to oats or potatoes instead of rice.

Also: get rekt melanin poster.

 

[MelloYello]

I could seem him shooting xim in the leg, the missus will tape their gob shut and string them up and let em bleed out for a couple hours before calling the cops on xe/xir with some shitty annoying as fuck anime blaring while they're fading in and out of consciousness.

Jade unironically named one of their dogs after Eva Braun, so there's a pretty good chance she trained them to keep Untermenschen off their property....

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

King of Pol about to be driving through the night to confront the embodiment of his unrequited love

Don’t get our hopes up.

 

[HonestJohn2376]

Jade unironically named one of their dogs after Eva Braun, so there's a pretty good chance she trained them to keep Untermenschen off their property....

Jade should have named the dog Blondi. Nazi LARPers can't even research the lore beyond the most surface level. Pathetic.

 

[Superman93]

Is jade really a nazi lover? That’s actually would be kinda sad.