Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

[ZMOT]

Neelix won the Klingon by stealing her from Harry Kim. So as usual, it it's Harry Kuk

can hardly consider that stealing if harry didn't really want it in the first place. does it make you one if someone bangs the girl you reject?

That explains why Chakotay's tribe is bascially scientology, right down to the "vision quest" e-meter and space alien prophets.

that and shit writing mostly. like b'elanna constantly having klingon troubles because of her ridges or chakotay being "the indian".

It would have worked if Kes didn't appear so childlike, and Ethan Philips as an actor could say "sweetie" without sounding a total creep.
They ended up doing relationship drama pretty well with Tom and B'Ellana.

like I said, that pairing never really made sense, people still notice stuff that's not even right in their face. even if his actor could've nailed it it would still feel off.

sperging about the writing in voyager made me think of something else, I think the biggest issue with neelix specifically was that his character background and the character we actually get clashes hard, and the writers hardly ever tried to remedy that. for most of the series neelix gets treated as the annoying curiosity/comedy relief and all other characters at best rather not deal with him so the viewer has no reason to "respect" him either. for other characters it's implied being career starfleet personnel following their procedures (but they're quite pigeneonholed too, see b'elanna biggest issue is being a klingon), however it's hardly ever mentioned outside the episodes they needed it for drama that neelix survived getting his moon bombed, probably a shitload of people close to him killed, then venturing out on it's own and actually surviving all that shit. yet he's still that happy optimistic guy. or maybe he's just so close to the edge it doesn't take much to slaughter everyone in a PTSD rage.

would've loved to see neelix going all out when shit hit the fan in a way that would make even suder reconsider, doing what needs to be done and be fucking good at it (and would repeat the age-old lesson to never mess with the cook).
but that would add depth to the character, and we can't have that on voyager.

To anyone who suffered through Picard: Is it ever referenced that Icheb was bred specifically to infect the Borg with a pathogen coded into his DNA?

Very appalled to learn that Seven mercy-kills Icheb, especially since he saved her life in Voyager by donating his cortical node.

don't think he was specifically conceived for that, they were simple farmers for the most part, they just need someone who was likely to be assimilated. all things considered that the leaders were willing to sacrifice their own son and not someone else looked more like sheer desperation than cold calculation, it was either that or the borg over time assimilating most of them.

star trek: patrick is non-canon anyway.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Just saw the episode where Neelix fucks a Klingon in Tuvok's quarters.

It's canon that Vulcans have a far superior sense of smell than humans, so just imagine his face when he walked in and got a face full of Klingon quim musk mixed with Talaxian nut.

star trek: patrick is non-canon anyway.

I think it's been said before, but a Star Trek series focused on Admiral Patrick telling everyone he sees "That's a stupid question!" would be vastly more entertaining than what we got on Star Trek: Picard.

 

[UnKillFill]

It's canon that Vulcans have a far superior sense of smell than humans, so just imagine his face when he walked in and got a face full of Klingon quim musk mixed with Talaxian nut.

It's also canon that Vulcans are so cucked by humans that they think we smell bad, but are too much cucks to actually ask us to wash our asses, so they dull their nasal receptors instead. Thanks Enterprise!

 

[ZMOT]

It's also canon that Vulcans are so cucked by humans that they think we smell bad, but are too much cucks to actually ask us to wash our asses, so they dull their nasal receptors instead. Thanks Enterprise!

did they have sonic showers on the first one tho?

 

[UnKillFill]

did they have sonic showers on the first one tho?

They must not have used them often enough. Vulcans all agree we humans need to wash our ass, but they didn't say anything about it, they just used drugs to make themselves worse at smelling things. Cucks.

 

[Flexo]

did they have sonic showers on the first one tho?

I always wondered about that...

"Sonic shower" implies that the shower bombards you with sound or vibrations to knock dirt loose I suppose. Which would make sense as water might be at a premium on a spaceship.

Yet when people get out of them in the show, they're sopping wet and have a towel around them, almost like they're... actual showers!

Ah trek, your random technobabble and bonus terms is part of the charm.

 

[XYZpdq]

waitwaitwait hear me out
think about it
what if Kirk was representative of the massive hornballs that were through all of humanity
after the WW3 and the Eugenics Wars and whatever else it's reasonable that only the most horny of all would be the ones that repopulated Earth, especially if they have drunk hooobydoopy jutsus like Genefram Cochranberry

 

[UnKillFill]

waitwaitwait hear me out
think about it
what if Kirk was representative of the massive hornballs that were through all of humanity
after the WW3 and the Eugenics Wars and whatever else it's reasonable that only the most horny of all would be the ones that repopulated Earth, especially if they have drunk hooobydoopy jutsus like Genefram Cochranberry

What?

 

[Tookie]

I always wondered about that...

"Sonic shower" implies that the shower bombards you with sound or vibrations to knock dirt loose I suppose. Which would make sense as water might be at a premium on a spaceship.

Yet when people get out of them in the show, they're sopping wet and have a towel around them, almost like they're... actual showers!

Ah trek, your random technobabble and bonus terms is part of the charm.

The water makes noise when it falls. Maybe that's what they meant.

 

[XYZpdq]

What?

we're talking about how CHADterrans are cucking all the vulkuck's bitches
so what if we juxtapose Kirk having a stereotype of fucking everything with the idea that First Contact's portrayal of The Warp Guy as kinda of actually a skeevy asshole despite the legends of him as a Great Man is meant to be a commentary about Gene Roddenberry The Legendary Creator as opposed the reality of Gene the man who would literally sell random effects shots they hadn't even used yet through his shell company he ran through the chick who also was in charge of the "grassroots" campaign to save Trek

 

[Dr. Sexbot]

we're talking about how CHADterrans are cucking all the vulkuck's bitches
so what if we juxtapose Kirk having a stereotype of fucking everything with the idea that First Contact's portrayal of The Warp Guy as kinda of actually a skeevy asshole despite the legends of him as a Great Man is meant to be a commentary about Gene Roddenberry The Legendary Creator as opposed the reality of Gene the man who would literally sell random effects shots they hadn't even used yet through his shell company he ran through the chick who also was in charge of the "grassroots" campaign to save Trek

You need to put that cocaine away if you aren't going to share with the rest of the class, Billy.

 

[XYZpdq]

You need to put that cocaine away if you aren't going to share with the rest of the class, Billy.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

I don't care what anyone else thinks but Brunt and Shran are Combs's to best characters hands down.

Brunt particular is an awesome villian. He doesn't resort to the use of force to get what he wants and no matter how many times Quark and co manage to win he just shrugs and come back another day.

Any Quark vs Brunt episode is always great fun to watch.

 

[L50LasPak]

Very appalled to learn that Seven mercy-kills Icheb, especially since he saved her life in Voyager by donating his cortical node.

wat

star trek: patrick is non-canon anyway.

Frankly I'm just gonna accept Renegades as not only superior, but also canon over Picard and just move on with my life.

I'm actually suspicious that they brought him back on Picard just so they could kill him off and annoy the Renegades audience.

 

[rabo]

It's canon that Vulcans have a far superior sense of smell than humans, so just imagine his face when he walked in and got a face full of Klingon quim musk mixed with Talaxian nut.


I think it's been said before, but a Star Trek series focused on Admiral Patrick telling everyone he sees "That's a stupid question!" would be vastly more entertaining than what we got on Star Trek: Picard.

It actually kinda also works with "Shut the fuck up!"

I don't care what anyone else thinks but Brunt and Shran are Combs's to best characters hands down.

Brunt particular is an awesome villian. He doesn't resort to the use of force to get what he wants and no matter how many times Quark and co manage to win he just shrugs and come back another day.

Any Quark vs Brunt episode is always great fun to watch.

That's LIQUIDATOR Brunt!

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Brunt particular is an awesome villian. He doesn't resort to the use of force to get what he wants and no matter how many times Quark and co manage to win he just shrugs and come back another day.

Any Quark vs Brunt episode is always great fun to watch.

Didn't Brunt once have 2 Nausicaan thugs beat Quark's ass?

 

[rabo]

Didn't Brunt once have 2 Nausicaan thugs beat Quark's ass?

They smashed his eye socket, they did!

 

[Love Soze]

Has anyone noticed the podcast that the actors for Harry Kim and Tom Paris started? I think it's called the Delta flyers. It popped up in my recommendations a while ago. I haven't listened to it yet but I thought I might check out the first episode to see if there's anything juicy. apparently it is them going through every episode of Voyager and giving behind the scenes information. I can think of a few episodes where that might be interesting, if they're honest.

 

[Cyril Sneer]

Has anyone noticed the podcast that the actors for Harry Kim and Tom Paris started? I think it's called the Delta flyers.

Are they buddies IRL too? That would be kind of heart-warming.

 

[Flexo]

Are they buddies IRL too? That would be kind of heart-warming.

Jake and Nog were friends and did the 7th rule podcast until Aaron's untimely death.