Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Hamilton but with Marx. We missed one of Bobby's brilliant pitches (I checked, we really missed these tweets).
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Hamilton but with Marx. We missed one of Bobby's brilliant pitches (I checked, we really missed these tweets).
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So in other words, the only way for Marx to really succeed in the popular imagination is ... through a massive capitalist endeavor by a megacorp. That's so stupid it almost qualifies as brilliant.

Also, FYI, "Emily van der Werff" used to be Todd van der Werff, a fairly prominent critic for the AV Club and recent ghastly tranny. Whether Bob is sucking up to her(m) because of professional thirst or tranny thirst I leave as an exercise for the reader. It does, however, bear mentioning that Emily/Todd makes about as attractive a woman as Bob himself would.
 
So in other words, the only way for Marx to really succeed in the popular imagination is ... through a massive capitalist endeavor by a megacorp. That's so stupid it almost qualifies as brilliant.
It's one of those things that straddles the line between brilliant and stupid before teetering over and landing squarely on stupid. If this was from anyone else, I'd say it was an avant-garde message, a play whose existence drips with irony. But from Bob, it's him being a completely clueless consoomer, as always.
 
Holy shit, did Bob just call out a flaw in a Marvel movie? Isn't that considered heresy in his mind? Aside from him messing up on what Tony Stark did with the gauntlet, he is absolutely right with Hawkeye going nuts and murdering hundreds of criminals for 5 years after Thanos killed his family, which no one ever mentions again. I'd forgotten it because it was one of the smaller plot holes in Endgame, but Bob bringing it up is like Obama pointing out black on black crime statistics.

I don't even think that is a flaw in the scope of Marvel movies. The first Iron Man has Tony using his suit to take out some Al Qaeda guys engaging in slavery. Lots of Marvel Movies feature heroes going in and taking out terrorists before the real plot and villain kick in. Avengers straight up killing terrorists and criminals seems pretty common for them. Calling Hawkeye out for going off the grid and doing what they were usually doing would seem weird in that context.

Also have some Bob Election Sperging:

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I don't even think that is a flaw in the scope of Marvel movies. The first Iron Man has Tony using his suit to take out some Al Qaeda guys engaging in slavery. Lots of Marvel Movies feature heroes going in and taking out terrorists before the real plot and villain kick in. Avengers straight up killing terrorists and criminals seems pretty common for them. Calling Hawkeye out for going off the grid and doing what they were usually doing would seem weird in that context.

Also have some Bob Election Sperging:

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For such a google intellectual, this fat fucker can't be arsed to check a fact.

2008: 60m pubbies showed up to the dance, close to 10m fewer than voted for Obeme

2012: 61m elephants vs 66m donkeys

2016: 63m trumptards vs 66m hillshills

The demographics show the lie of Robert's belief.

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For such a google intellectual, this fat fucker can't be arsed to check a fact.

2008: 60m pubbies showed up to the dance, close to 10m fewer than voted for Obeme

2012: 61m elephants vs 66m donkeys

2016: 63m trumptards vs 66m hillshills

The demographics show the lie of Robert's belief.

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Bob has been screaming about "literal Nazis" for years now. As of this tweet, we know that to him "Nazi" means pro 2d Amendment, culturally conservative Americans. The word has become totally and completely debased when drooling from Bob's idiot hole. You can't expect him to rely on facts when they contradict his worldview. Kinda tells you who's really a believer and not a thinker, huh?
 
I don't even think that is a flaw in the scope of Marvel movies. The first Iron Man has Tony using his suit to take out some Al Qaeda guys engaging in slavery. Lots of Marvel Movies feature heroes going in and taking out terrorists before the real plot and villain kick in. Avengers straight up killing terrorists and criminals seems pretty common for them. Calling Hawkeye out for going off the grid and doing what they were usually doing would seem weird in that context.

Also have some Bob Election Sperging:

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I think it's important/funny to get the context of that first tweet.
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Here we can see Bob get so BTFO'd so hard that he was forced to switch to his "personal" account to insult the guy.
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And not that it's relevant to Bob but I wanna point out the...thing at that posted the initial tweet because I find it funny.
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Just screams quality worker
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Full pic in all it's sloppy tit glory.
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I think it's important/funny to get the context of that first tweet.
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Here we can see Bob get so BTFO'd so hard that he was forced to switch to his "personal" account to insult the guy.
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And not that it's relevant to Bob but I wanna point out the...thing at that posted the initial tweet because I find it funny.
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Just screams quality worker
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Full pic in all it's sloppy tit glory.
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But it has a blue check, so it's better than you, insect.
 
It's one of those things that straddles the line between brilliant and stupid before teetering over and landing squarely on stupid. If this was from anyone else, I'd say it was an avant-garde message, a play whose existence drips with irony. But from Bob, it's him being a completely clueless consoomer, as always.
God I can see it now.
A metacommentary on the bastardized sterile hybrid "socialism" that clueless middle-class Millenials cling to.
The commodified and commercialized "socialism" of Che Guvera shirts and Colin Kaepernick decrying "slavery" while hawking Nikes.
A biting political satire for our time.
But since this is Bob he wants "Hamilton but with Marx" completely unironically.
That is the story of Bob though.
Have an almost good idea but fumble it at the goal line.
 
I don't even think that is a flaw in the scope of Marvel movies. The first Iron Man has Tony using his suit to take out some Al Qaeda guys engaging in slavery. Lots of Marvel Movies feature heroes going in and taking out terrorists before the real plot and villain kick in. Avengers straight up killing terrorists and criminals seems pretty common for them. Calling Hawkeye out for going off the grid and doing what they were usually doing would seem weird in that context.

Also have some Bob Election Sperging:

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Doesn't this fag understands the more he decries dissenting opinions as "nazism".
The more people will discredit his every affirmation, based on his hyperbolic rhetoric.

Then again the guy has the social habits of Ted Bundy...
 
I’d love for Bob to explain to the millions of Jews who voted for Trump that they are Nazis. Specifically, tell the Trump-supporting Holocaust survivors, and their kids and grandkids, that they are Nazis. And do it to their faces. Bob’s definition of “Nazi” can be most charitably described as minimizing what the Nazis did. In other words, literal Holocaust denial.
 
A rap-musical about Karl Marx would be absolutely amazing, because you could take clips of the guy playing Marx busting rhymes about the proletariat being "lit" and splice them with firing squads, bread lines, riots, Gulag tortures and Chernobyl. You could take a scene of a family of Lepers starving in a Russian ghetto, eating rats with a big propaganda poster of Stalin overlooking them, and then greenscreen in Marx and Engles doing Fortnight dances.

It would be Bob's own Springtime for Hitler. We gotta fund this shit!
 
Also, this guy really hates the working class. You would think breadtube and the like would talk about this greasy ball of consumerism nonstop.
It's uncanny how guys like Robert and Andrew Dobson are the exact m'lady incel neckbeard stereotype that the titans of left wing institutions were up in arms about a few years ago with culture wars over Gamergate, Ghostbusters 2016, The Last Jedi, and so on. Except instead of being the culture war enemy, they're half-witted cheerleaders for that side. Them being so political is arguably a defense mechanism so they DON'T get talked about by lefties nonstop. It only partially works, because they're still held in contempt by people on the left due to their self-centered consoomer lifestyle and painfully obvious attempts to make everything about them.

White straight soyboy male feminists are essentially the Jewish kapos of modern leftism, constantly pointing out the troublemakers to the camp guards for a chocolate bar and a slightly less ratty coat. Except this is a concentration camp you can just walk out of at any time and go home, yet they choose to live like this.
 
R3tard from Revere sticks head up his own ass through the power of casual racism, film at 11.
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Two words for a billion dollar idea fam: Anime Gepetto! Shockingly, I can find no evidence for Bob's dipshit claim about Evangelion being Anno's chance to mellow out.
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Once you've seen one Asian man you've seen them all, even if they're animated.
 
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Two words for a billion dollar idea fam: Anime Gepetto! Shockingly, I can find no evidence for Bob's dipshit claim about Evangelion being Anno's chance to mellow out.
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Once you've seen one Asian man you've seen them all, even if they're animated.
To be fair to Bob (🤢), there's this Kotaku article from 2016 that talks about how overworked Ghibli's animators are and how stressful the environment is.
I couldn't find the Evangelion quote he refers to, though I did learn Anno suffered from clinical depression and that influenced Evangelion's story. Also, he evidently didn't care about Rei.
 
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