Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

wenttobermuda said:
Someone brave summarize?

I only have so much Wernology in me on any given day, and I refuse to allow the yawning emptiness of his life to swallow my own.
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It's the majority of all the short 15 second to 9 minute nonsense he posts on IG and occasionally on Youtube; these are all from IG (though he has posted several to his youtube channel as well).
 
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WonderWino said:
He is lying through his teeth from the start. None of it happened. Look at his body language, how he is talking and what hes doing with his eyes while he is talking. and funny how he has never, ever mentioned a name other than suzanne
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Tbf Lucas rarely gives out names and too much info of people he knows in his videos. Facebook is obviously different.

I lean towards the middle. I think most of the "girlfriends" are real, except they were probably one-time shitty things with fat chicks on PoF or some dating site, or maybe even women that just matched him and his imagination went wild.
 
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This is why I say Lucas reminds me of Elliot Rodger. He is almost incapable of starting or carrying on a conversation with a woman and that wouldn't change much regardless of what he looked like. Looking like a bum is definitely not helping him but it's not really his biggest problem usually. Even in 40 years I'm not sure I believe he's had multiple actual girlfriends. I guess we should just wait a few years and see if he's retconned Lacie into being a girlfriend by then.
 
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He allegedly lost his virginity at 27, I still reckon it was later since hes that repulsive in person, and has been an incel since at least 32, I don't believe he's been with another woman other than Suzanne. He's a mixture of socially r-tarded, obese, and ugly. No way multiple women fell for Lucas the Hutt even before the bald spot
Fatal Walter said:
This is why I say Lucas reminds me of Elliot Rodger. He is almost incapable of starting or carrying on a conversation with a woman and that wouldn't change much regardless of what he looked like. Looking like a bum is definitely not helping him but it's not really his biggest problem usually. Even in 40 years I'm not sure I believe he's had multiple actual girlfriends. I guess we should just wait a few years and see if he's retconned Lacie into being a girlfriend by then.
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Fatal Walter said:
I guess we should just wait a few years and see if he's retconned Lacie into being a girlfriend by then.
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Prediction: by this time next year, Lacie is Lucas's ex fiance who aborted their unborn daughter, Crystal Rose Werner.

I'll put $5 behind it. The price of a Werner Patreon tier. Because I ball.

Fatal Walter said:
This is why I say Lucas reminds me of Elliot Rodger.
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I didn't see it until recently. I'd be interested in an autistic, comparative reading of The Supreme Gentleman's Manifesto and Lucas's 2010 Personal Reflections.

Not that Lucas has a murder in him, but he's surely got something intrinsically incel in him.

LIke Elliot, Lucas expects a girl to initiate a conversation with him, never mind a relationship. He generally doesn't address them IRL, whether it's his well documented lack of nerve, or a lifetime of rejection. He seems to believe that if he leaves enough notes, posts enough YouTube, and lurks in public he is reaching his Bae and she'll find him and do all the work of a conversation. Statutory rape will follow.

Each time we watch Lucas he is, in his hopes, addressing his imaginary Zoomer Bae. And reaching us instead. It's tragic and hilarious.
 
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wenttobermuda said:
Prediction: by this time next year, Lacie is Lucas's ex fiance who aborted their unborn daughter, Crystal Rose Werner.

I'll put $5 behind it. The price of a Werner Patreon tier. Because I ball.
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There's decent odds on Lacie aborting a kid and her not knowing the father. Lucas could think he got her pregnant by hugging her.
 
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The extent to how hypocritical one person can be is astounding with Lucas. I know modern Wernologists have largely agreed our subject has a reptilian brain. But, the fact that he can contradict himself in a matter of mere seconds leads me to pose a new theory: goldfish brain. Perhaps he is so incredibly stupid that much like a standard goldfish, Lucas forgets everything in the time it takes him to swim across his bowl.
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He uploaded this tasty pic right after posting another rant about Gen Z being capitalist whores who only want the guy that can give them materialistic things. So, the oligarch guys with credit cards, cars and money suck, but apparently Luke has no problem luring and bribing the women with his EBT goldmine, his saved up government nest egg, or in this case, weed?
 
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LeeLoo said:
The extent to how hypocritical one person can be is astounding with Lucas. I know modern Wernologists have largely agreed our subject has a reptilian brain. But, the fact that he can contradict himself in a matter of mere seconds leads me to pose a new theory: goldfish brain. Perhaps he is so incredibly stupid that much like a standard goldfish, Lucas forgets everything in the time it takes him to swim across his bowl.

He uploaded this tasty pic right after posting another rant about Gen Z being capitalist whores who only want the guy that can give them materialistic things. So, the oligarch guys with credit cards, cars and money suck, but apparently Luke has no problem luring and bribing the women with his EBT goldmine, his saved up government nest egg, or in this case, weed?
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I support your goldfish brain theory.
Similar to this, I have my own observation. The irony of Lucas being an atheist is that he’s stuck in a limbo-like cycle of torment. What he wants is so desparately close yet out of reach... from his perspective at least. We all know it’s not on the cards. It’s like his own tailor made hell that he’s made for himself.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
Patreon begging is really dumb when you're on SSI. If by some miracle he found some fool to give him $10000, he would then lose SSI and have a bitch of a time trying to get it back, probably losing money overall in the long run.
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Exactly. Kind of like how he claims to NOT have bipolar to make himself seem more appealing to the Gen Z poonaner, but conveniently claims it to get disability. God I hope he gets caught somehow. It would be absolutely amazing if he lost his benefits.
 
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LeeLoo said:
The extent to how hypocritical one person can be is astounding with Lucas. I know modern Wernologists have largely agreed our subject has a reptilian brain. But, the fact that he can contradict himself in a matter of mere seconds leads me to pose a new theory: goldfish brain. Perhaps he is so incredibly stupid that much like a standard goldfish, Lucas forgets everything in the time it takes him to swim across his bowl.

He uploaded this tasty pic right after posting another rant about Gen Z being capitalist whores who only want the guy that can give them materialistic things. So, the oligarch guys with credit cards, cars and money suck, but apparently Luke has no problem luring and bribing the women with his EBT goldmine, his saved up government nest egg, or in this case, weed?
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I went on another Lucas youtube binge last night and after watching him relay his message over and over again it struck me just how dumb Lucas really is. I almost posted about it but I figured it‘d be redundant. It’s true though. He is seriously a dumb mf‘er.
 
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