Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos and Defender of Rapists; Transtrender Posing as a Transmedicalist; Dropped out of College after Falling in a Shallow River; Balls-free since 2024

[Assman]

"Department of Cinema and Media Studies". I hope they teach how to clean up coffee spills.

But I must concede higher education on Humanities has its role. Consider this passage from p.84-85
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Your mom can teach you how to clean up, but only a professor of postmodernism can teach you how to use one whole page to explain the concept of "double coding" and "inside joke".

Ah yes, who can't relate to sharing the sophisticated inside joke of posting pictures of things shoved up your ass on the internet. Thank goodness the professor recognized Zach's rapier wit and included it in his dissertation for posterity

 

[Positron]

Ah yes, who can't relate to sharing the sophisticated inside joke of posting pictures of things shoved up your ass on the internet. Thank goodness the professor recognized Zach's rapier wit and included it in his dissertation for posterity

If there is a Wikipedia entry on "Zinnia Jones", we can now cite this paper and add "Among Jones's followers, she is known for inserting a large number of sharpies in her anus".

On p. 96, the author explains to us proles the postmodern genius of Zach:


And somehow, through the postmodern gaze, the old soft-porn trope of covering the naughty bits becomes "redistributing sexual power to her hands".

So, in other words, a "transfeminine" body needs to be covered up in order to give the appearance of "coherence and continuity". This seems to be the exact opposite to what the author intends, but who can be sure in this age of violent deconstructions?


"Scopophilic" is just a fancy word for "leering". You know what else offers "copophilic interest amid scenes that convey a quotidian banality"? Milkman porn.

No news today as Zach was busy stuffing his "curvy" body into Penny's old clothes. Let's hope he doesn't destroy the "coherence and continuity" of the fabric.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

So when Penny fled, they left behind electronics, including a 3D printer, personal items, and even the very clothes they owned. That unwillingness to so much as return for their property coupled with the complete cutoff of all contact says more than any words could about just how hideous life with Zack really is.

 

[GenitalFetishist]

If there is a Wikipedia entry on "Zinnia Jones", we can now cite this paper and add "Among Jones's followers, she is known for inserting a large number of sharpies in her anus".

On p. 96, the author explains to us proles the postmodern genius of Zach:
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And somehow, through the postmodern gaze, the old soft-porn trope of covering the naughty bits becomes "redistributing sexual power to her hands".
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So, in other words, a "transfeminine" body needs to be covered up in order to give the appearance of "coherence and continuity". This seems to be the exact opposite to what the author intends but who can be sure in this age of violent deconstructions?

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"Scopophilic" is just a fancy word for "leering". You know what else offers "copophilic interest amid scenes that convey a quotidian banality"? Milkman porn.

No news today as Zach was busy stuffing his "curvy" body into Penny's old clothes.
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Postmodernism was a mistake. What absolute word-vomit - sorry, "logorrhea"

 

[OttoWest]

If there is a Wikipedia entry on "Zinnia Jones", we can now cite this paper and add "Among Jones's followers, she is known for inserting a large number of sharpies in her anus".

On p. 96, the author explains to us proles the postmodern genius of Zach:
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And somehow, through the postmodern gaze, the old soft-porn trope of covering the naughty bits becomes "redistributing sexual power to her hands".
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So, in other words, a "transfeminine" body needs to be covered up in order to give the appearance of "coherence and continuity". This seems to be the exact opposite to what the author intends, but who can be sure in this age of violent deconstructions?

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"Scopophilic" is just a fancy word for "leering". You know what else offers "copophilic interest amid scenes that convey a quotidian banality"? Milkman porn.

No news today as Zach was busy stuffing his "curvy" body into Penny's old clothes. Let's hope he doesn't destroy the "coherence and continuity" of the fabric.
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To any normal person, hearing that your former paramour— even a same sex one— is dressing up in your clothes is one of those creepy, Single White Female-esque tales you share with friends in a drunken “who has the craziest ex” contest.

For Zach it was Friday.

 

[TBM]

Curves in all the wrong places.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I can’t get over how blind Zach is to how he appears to others. He seems to think he’s somehow owning his ex by obsessing over him like this.

I wonder if Penny found a new boyfriend? Being single, better-looking and taking better care of himself than Zach, it probably wouldn’t be too difficult.

 

[wabbits]

If there is a Wikipedia entry on "Zinnia Jones", we can now cite this paper and add "Among Jones's followers, she is known for inserting a large number of sharpies in her anus".

On p. 96, the author explains to us proles the postmodern genius of Zach:
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And somehow, through the postmodern gaze, the old soft-porn trope of covering the naughty bits becomes "redistributing sexual power to her hands".
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So, in other words, a "transfeminine" body needs to be covered up in order to give the appearance of "coherence and continuity". This seems to be the exact opposite to what the author intends, but who can be sure in this age of violent deconstructions?

View attachment 1296743
"Scopophilic" is just a fancy word for "leering". You know what else offers "copophilic interest amid scenes that convey a quotidian banality"? Milkman porn.

No news today as Zach was busy stuffing his "curvy" body into Penny's old clothes. Let's hope he doesn't destroy the "coherence and continuity" of the fabric.
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Her viva must have been hilarious. The panel would have been as pomo as she is and very serious about probing her selfies expertise.

 

[Karen™]

RIP my dreams of a veganism saga. He finally caught wind of the fact that bugs are the hot new way to eat virtuously:


Zack thinks that statistics is the study of bending the truth to suit one's worldview, volume 4859392:


With bonus overt lie. If he's at Valencia (or any other community college), there is only one stats course available; your basic 100-level intro course. If at Seminole State, the only stats classes available are 101 and another which has calc 2 as a prerequisite.

More of his scientific mind at work:


And more bat flu catastrophizing:

His lazy NEET soul yearns for an excuse to stay in his room till Christmas 2022 and beyond. I support him doing so.

 

[Mr Snoid]

So when Penny fled, they left behind electronics, including a 3D printer, personal items, and even the very clothes they owned. That unwillingness to so much as return for their property coupled with the complete cutoff of all contact says more than any words could about just how hideous life with Zack really is.

I have to wonder how Penny lasted as long as he did. Whatever Zack promised, what he actually delivered was pretty terrible:

Years of stultifying sameness in strip mall suburbia. Their only goal or diversion seemed to be daily internet shitposting.

Adults with libidos had to sneak around like teenagers, because there were KIDS in the house.

When Penny did get raunch time, he had to pray a naked she-beast wouldn't pop up with a hopeful look on her face. (Remember Heather's creepy exulting about mouthfuls of "flaccid, estrogen-soaked" dicks? Hormones didn't make Penny flaccid, he did buggering and money shots in Zack's porn videos. Apparently, Heather was sucking off a dude who DIDN'T WANT IT.)

Living with 2 SJWs, ie, ceaseless anger and whining. (Zack once stayed mean and salty for TWO YEARS about a "dickhead" Chipotle worker who wouldn't comply with Heather's demand for a off-menu dish. He was certain the guy was a bigot who hated lesbians(!))

Zack eating with a shovel for a year, because he suddenly decided triple helpings gave him womanly curves.

On top of obesity, neglecting health and hygiene made him splotchy, like a decomposing sausage.

Life with the McNamaras cost Penny $750 a month. I'm sure Zack's cooking (canned vegetables fried in dollar store oil) was included. Such a bargain.

Penny left his shit behind as decoy while he disappeared. Abandoning toys is the nerd equivalent of chewing off a leg.

Ergo: Zack is Coyote Ugly.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

The body language between Penny and Zach is telling.

 

[one_time_user]

if this was a movie, the surprise twist would be either Heather killed Penny to finally have zach all to herself or zach killed Penny and was building an elaborate alibi of penny disappearing into the night to parts unknown and is now eaten up with grief. unable to wear Penny's skin, he settles for Penny's clothes

 

[HonestJohn2376]

I believe Zinnia is his porn name.

edit. Im dum, Santana is his pr0n name.

That THING does porn?

 

[TBM]

That THING does porn?

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No, porn is something that's made with the audience's experience in mind, which Zach doesn't care about. What he does is sexual gore.

 

[HonestJohn2376]

One thing Zach shares with buxom redhead Jake Alley is the totality of his ingratitude, and his failure to acknowledge the stresses and difficulties he adds to the lives of the people who love him.

He takes it totally for granted that he's just supported while not having a job. When someone withdraws a source of support they were in no way obligated to give (like when Penny/Lane - oh hey I just got that - fled in the night), he's outraged because he feels a sense of overwhelming entitlement to the earnings of others. The only thing he's mad about is that they're not making more for him to mooch on.

Heather's been on a spiraling, downward career trajectory for years as Zach's activities and his attitude toward her make it increasingly clear that she couldn't work outside the house without him spending all day exchanging porn pics with other wannabe traps, and probably doing things that could jeopardize her custody of her kids if it was found out. She has to stay around him all the time, and can't let him out of her sight, and her world is getting narrower.

Meanwhile, he's excited! His life is getting bigger. To Heather, all this transfer will mean is mounting student debt (half of which will be hers if they split), and driving 15 minutes south instead of 15 minutes north to take him to classes. Zac gets new opportunities. Heather gets a new commute. And he won't even thank her for it.

Sure, we can make fun of Lauren's incontinence on Twitter and her proclivity for shoving things up her ass, but what makes Lauren despicable (not just a lolcow) is her parasitic, abusive, and destructive behavior. The vile creature is 31 years old yet acts like a jealous child from a previous marriage. What a cursed family life Heather's kids must endure.

I have to wonder how Penny lasted as long as he did. Whatever Zack promised, what he actually delivered was pretty terrible:

Years of stultifying sameness in strip mall suburbia. Their only goal or diversion seemed to be daily internet shitposting.

Adults with libidos had to sneak around like teenagers, because there were KIDS in the house.

When Penny did get raunch time, he had to pray a naked she-beast wouldn't pop up with a hopeful look on her face. (Remember Heather's creepy exulting about mouthfuls of "flaccid, estrogen-soaked" dicks? Hormones didn't make Penny flaccid, he did buggering and money shots in Zack's porn videos. Apparently, Heather was sucking off a dude who DIDN'T WANT IT.)

Living with 2 SJWs, ie, ceaseless anger and whining. (Zack once stayed mean and salty for TWO YEARS about a "dickhead" Chipotle worker who wouldn't comply with Heather's demand for an off-menu dish. He was certain the guy was a bigot who hated lesbians(!))

Zack eating with a shovel for a year, because he suddenly decided triple helpings gave him womanly curves.

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On top of obesity, neglecting health and hygiene made him splotchy, like a decomposing sausage.

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Life with the McNamaras cost Penny $750 a month. I'm sure Zack's cooking (canned vegetables fried in dollar store oil) was included. Such a bargain.

Penny left his shit behind as decoy while he disappeared. Abandoning toys is the nerd equivalent of chewing off a leg.

Ergo: Zack is Coyote Ugly.

Lauren is not only entitled and ungrateful but oversensitive, obsessively grudge-bearing , and weaponizes victimhood. That is peak slave morality. Also, she needs to leave Twitter for a few hours and go to a dentist to dix those wretched yellow teeth.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Sure, we can make fun of Lauren's incontinence on Twitter and her proclivity for shoving things up her ass, but what makes Lauren despicable (not just a lolcow) is her parasitic, abusive, and destructive behavior.

Yeah, that and his proclivity for shoving things up his ass. While in a house with children.

Whenever I see someone try to say "well, part of this lolcow's clearly horrifying behavior isn't really that despicable," I have to wonder what's up with that. So, like, how many sharpies are up your ass right now? (and how many kids are in the house with you?)


Anyway, the more I look at that second photo from the Zach/Lane set, the more it looks like a still from one of those corporate videos about how you shouldn't sexually harass people and should learn to take "no" for an answer.

If Zach posts a single meme about how creepy it is when Biden sniffs hair, I hope someone responds with that still. There is no way that Lane wanted Zach the wannabe porn pimp touching him anywhere. Lane looks like a college freshman coed trying to get the drunk guy at the party to stop the drunken pawing.

 

[Mr Snoid]

if this was a movie, the surprise twist would be either Heather killed Penny to finally have zach all to herself or zach killed Penny and was building an elaborate alibi of penny disappearing into the night to parts unknown and is now eaten up with grief. unable to wear Penny's skin, he settles for Penny's clothes

Haha! That could be a great movie, but the finale where the cops find the body would make it a puke-fest. Streaming only!

Spoiler: NSFW (slight return) - Holla if you find my car keys

 

[Positron]

To any normal person, hearing that your former paramour— even a same sex one— is dressing up in your clothes is one of those creepy, Single White Female-esque tales you share with friends in a drunken “who has the craziest ex” contest.

Wearing your exes' clothes is probably part of gay men culture, presumably because breaking up is not usually bitter among gays (although of course it is not the same in the case between Zach and Penny).

The creepy thing is announcing it on social media.

"Trans rights" is the right to get eaten:

(We covered the story here.)

Zach is doing some number-crunching. Numerical modeling is not my forte (I'm not a fucking quant) so I leave it without comment.

 

[Baloney Face]

Wearing your exes' clothes is probably part of gay men culture,

Not that I know of. Won't say it never happens, though.

Zach is doing some number-crunching. Numerical modeling is not my forte (I'm not a fucking quant) so I leave it without comment.

With modern off the shelf software, it's very easy to fiddle around with the presentation until the graph looks like what you want.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Wearing your ex’s clothes for spite is considered weird and creepy in every culture. It’s the kind of shit serial killers like BTK do to relive their crimes.