Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[John Andrews Stan]

The case of Bob reminds me a bit of Elliot Rodger: He wanted a girlfriend and he didn't understood why he couldn't get one after doing nothing to socialize or not talking to people for months. Both wonder why the world is so bad to them and that everyone must be against them because they are superior to everyone else. It's because of this that i think that Bob's "Superior" rants are an obvious coping mechanism because he looks around him and everyone has moved on. Former colleages, old aquaintances... Even his brother managed to be mildly successful being not much different than him and i think this would be a huge sore spot for him. I can only imagine how miserable Bob would feel around his brother: a man cut from his own cloth that achived basic success. It is the living proof of his failure, the evidence that he could have done it. And it's because of this i kinda feel for Bob... Until i remember he brought this on himself.

And you are right on the fact that Bob should leave the internet for a time and his family should keep a safe distance from him. The accidental dox is already an important thing. Plus, maybe if he stayed off the internet he would cool off and be less steamed about everything.

I think you’re onto something with the ER comparison. But ultimately even ER was more of a man than Bob could ever hope to be. Bob would shit himself if he were ever in the same room with a firearm.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I think you’re onto something with the ER comparison. But ultimately even ER was more of a man than Bob could ever hope to be. Bob would shit himself if he were ever in the same room with a firearm.

Well, an actual firearm at any rate. We know he has a stage prop gun he uses to make himself feel tough his videos.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Well, an actual firearm at any rate. We know he has a stage prop gun he uses to make himself feel tough his videos.

If he’s never described the NES gun as “problematic,” I’ll eat my own bootyhole.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Just how big do you think Bob is? He says he's 6'2, that's not freakishly tall. He just looks enormous because he's a butterball. Granted, he is tall enough that a normal bathtub will be uncomfortable, though.

Yeah. Takes about two minutes and minimal autism levels on Google Street View to find out where Chris lives from this (combined with all the pictures he shared).
Whoever bet that they still have the Christmas lights out in whenever-Streetview-came-it-was-not-Christmas-anymore, collect your money, because of course they still had lights out.

6'2 is enough for him to be uncomfortable in the bathtub on height, but his bulk is where the real discomfort comes into play. The best setup for him (based on being in a basement) would be a large shower stall with a shower seat, but based on what we know about his spending habits, he wouldn't have paid for one, even if his landlord (relative or otherwise) gave the okay for renovations.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

6'2 is enough for him to be uncomfortable in the bathtub on height, but his bulk is where the real discomfort comes into play. The best setup for him (based on being in a basement) would be a large shower stall with a shower seat, but based on what we know about his spending habits, he wouldn't have paid for one, even if his landlord (relative or otherwise) gave the okay for renovations.

I’m only 6’ and even I often have to hunch under showers in rooms with standard ceilings (i.e. eight feet). Bob ALWAYS hunches, but you’d have to have very low standards to be comfortable in his accommodations. Some people have luxurious basements they’ve made super nice for guests. But we have ample visual evidence that Bob’s not living in one of those basements. He’s living in a decrepit bacteria pit. And since he “doesn’t have access to strong cleaning solutions,” a bath would be a bad idea even if he could fit.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I used to think this too, but then i found out that all of the world's fattest guys had an active sexlife. We're talking truck size tonnage fatties that appeared on Jerry Springer and Guinness Book of World Records. They were able to find women would would fuck them.

After spending so much on this website, I'm now convinced that real women no longer exist as they've been replaced by troons and psychotic thots...

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

After spending so much on this website, I'm now convinced that real women no longer exist as they've been replaced by troons and psychotic thots...

nah the exist. They just don't spend their time getting involved in net drama as often as troons and thots due to keep themselves relevant

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Was Bob molested as a kid and now he’s permanently stuck at six years old? Because Jesus fucking Christ he’s a child.

My own theory is that the only one who tried to set him straight was his Dad, would help explain some of the distance he expresses with his Dad, but was defeated early by an over protective mother, sheltering her first baby, and a doting grandma. Of course, this is just a theory.

nah the exist. They just don't spend their time getting involved in net drama as often as troons and thots due to keep themselves relevant

The only way to prove you're a woman online is to send tit pics but as soon as you do that you become a psychotic thot and thus are no longer a woman. It's a vicious cycle that only proves that the internet and the 19th amendment was a mistake.

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob mocking others' looks never fails to make me roll my eyes. Is he even aware how unappealing he is to the opposite sex?

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

If he’s never described the NES gun as “problematic,” I’ll eat my own bootyhole.

The Zapper, like all the gifts of the holy and wondrous Nintendo is divine and beyond reproach, so says the prophet Mario, fire flowers be upon him.

For his belief in the divinity of Mario, Robert disqualified himself as a thinker.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

After spending so much on this website, I'm now convinced that real women no longer exist as they've been replaced by troons and psychotic thots...

nah the exist. They just don't spend their time getting involved in net drama as often as troons and thots due to keep themselves relevant

There are no girls on the internet.

 

[Mola Ram]

There are no girls on the internet.

As we used to say back in the day, "Ah, the internet! Where the men are men, the women are men, and the boys are cops."

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

As we used to say back in the day, "Ah, the internet! Where the men are men, the women are men, and the boys are cops."

With Bob, that second one rings more true for him than he'd care to admit.

 

[Mola Ram]

With Bob, that second one rings more true for him than he'd care to admit.

Admittedly, that part of the phrase has gained a whole new and very disturbing meaning since the rise of troondom.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

There are no girls on the internet.

Correct, only kawaii grills, the kind fatasses like bob have a chance with

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I didn’t think Bob could sink any lower than trawling trans Twitter for potential girlfriends. But now he’s stanning for Stacey Abrams. She’s not gonna fuck you, bro.

 

[Mola Ram]

I didn’t think Bob could sink any lower than trawling trans Twitter for potential girlfriends. But now he’s stanning for Stacey Abrams. She’s not gonna fuck you, bro.


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At least he's getting more realistic in who he's simping for. It'd be like a couple of hippos wrestling in a mudpit.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Is he even aware how unappealing he is to the opposite sex?

Or the same sex for that matter. One look at Bob could even turn the most flamboyant fag straight.

 

[Mola Ram]

Or the same sex for that matter. One look at Bob could even turn the most flamboyant fag straight.

"I like bears, sweetie, not blobfish."

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Laura Ingraham’s politics aren’t mine, but that doesn’t stop me from knowing she’s a fucking hero to the three kids she adopted. But Bob is a piece of shit, so he thinks she’s a “thing” and that his life is worth more.

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Wow, he dragged the woman's kid into it while calling her subhuman. Classy.