Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

Why would you do that to yourself? She has to have something really screwed up in her head.

I think she's been around since the 80's, there was a really weird boom of insanely huge fake breasts at that time. Google "boob cruise 199[number] cover" and it will probably feature every woman in the world with huge string implants.

Minka is one of them, she's the "numba wan, asian. big. boob. queen." as heard on Loveline.
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(she's legit at tennis, played as a pro in South Korea before going to the US to test her luck there)

All of them starting in the 80's means that they're all in grandma territory these days. There's a clip with Minkas manager/husband a couple of pages back in the Naomi Wu thread where he says that asian beachball tits grandma is a unique market that they have cornered. She, on the other hand, thinks it's time to remove them. He says he will leave if she does.
 
Brazilian 90's-00's girlgroup SNZ
They're all sisters and the plastic surgery doesn't look much like bad work done but sure gave them some strange faces.
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Like mentioned before, it wasn't bad work done, their faces look really normal nowadays.

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This last one is Sarah (Sarah Sheeva) and she became a huge meme for becoming a pastor and tweeting stuff like "being a virgin rules!!"
 

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I suspect after about H cup (US sizing), the letter sizes just become completely arbitrary.
It is true for all sizes, no two bras fit exactly the same. It is very dependent on the actual shape of your breast, not just how many inches of tit meat you have in relation to your rib cage. You can buy two bras in different styles from the same company and they will fit widely different. Not to mention the math to figure out your bra size requires so advance there are calculators to determine it. Even after that, you‘ll still be on a journey to find the right bra.

Giant implants like that are so abnormally shaped, you might as well get custom made bras.
 
Brazilian 90's-00's girlgroup SNZ
They're all sisters and the plastic surgery doesn't look much like bad work done but sure gave them some strange faces.

Like mentioned before, it wasn't bad work done, their faces look really normal nowadays.

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This last one is Sarah (Sarah Sheeva) and she became a huge meme for becoming a pastor and tweeting stuff like "being a virgin rules!!"
i think it looked weird mostly because they smile like chimps and had 90/00s makeup
 
Brazilian 90's-00's girlgroup SNZ
They're all sisters and the plastic surgery doesn't look much like bad work done but sure gave them some strange faces.

Like mentioned before, it wasn't bad work done, their faces look really normal nowadays.

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This last one is Sarah (Sarah Sheeva) and she became a huge meme for becoming a pastor and tweeting stuff like "being a virgin rules!!"

That’s not so much bad surgery as it is makeup trends that haven’t aged very well. People give the 80s a lot of grief over it’s fashion but the late 90s and 00s were just as bad in different ways.
 
Meet Candy Charms
She's a 31 year old glamour model turned porn star with 32LL breasts:

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She went on Botched, the pics are NSFW

I swear, trannies and bimbos are down the exact same lane. Sexual entertainment for the rest of us. Something you hit up once a blue moon in a shady inn somewhere, have your fun, leave, have a good story for when you're jerking off on 4chan in a tranny thread, but ultimately leave and find a nice partner and have kids.

Except trannies make it their personality. Honestly, the less obnoxious ones I've met were those trying to make it big in porn, cause they sucked it up and write "tranny whore sucks dick" instead of "transsexual woman pleases man". Bimbos own up to it, I'll give them that. I remember an interview on.. Conan I think, where some black rapper had his wife in and was like "yeah we have high heels by the bed cus I'm into that haha". I wouldn't mind a reasonably well-done bimbo partner, I'm sure everyone has imagined it, but actually living with that person? Jesus.

Again, same as trannies. No matter how well they pass, you'll get your balls off and then have to deal with their yapper and issues and unisex bathrooms and crying. Rather a botched bimbo, then.
 
Botched elf ear procedure:
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This woman is on the left is only 24...
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Victims of vaseline injections in the Philippines:
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Patient was unhappy with the result of a Brazilian butt lift and got another surgery (performed by a different surgeon) for implants. The largest gluteal implants available were used, 712 cc.
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After two buttlifts:
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Spanish influencer:
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"Vaseline injections in breasts. She claimed that they actually looked good for two years, but then after her pregnancy this happened. She had it removed and is now waiting for a reconstruction. The stuff surgeons took out of her breasts was hard as a rock."
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5 years apart:
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Growing sexual fetish
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A nice, healthy cervix:
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Failed attempt to give herself lip injections...with fish oil:
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Slightly less failed attempt at oil injections:
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Botched elf ear procedure:
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Growing sexual fetish
Failed attempt to give herself lip injections...with fish oil:

Slightly less failed attempt at oil injections:
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Jeez, Ray was so handsome. Now, he looks like a tranny's fake vagina.
 
Okay this one's low-key kinda sad but I love some good botched pics so whatever.
This Swedish girl is 20. Yes. 20 years old. What in the fuck:

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She reportedly spends around £14k a year on fillers and other procedures. She first had them at the age of 13. Her mum and aunt are both beauticians so it's more than likely they played a big part in this abomination.
In a 2019 interview she said "she's had her lips, chin, cheeks, brows and jawline altered as well as her smile lines and her teeth." So I'm sure she's had even more since this.


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Imagine thinking this is an improvement. 20. Years. Old. It's ironic but plastic surgery is actually very aging...

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They all say, "I want to look like Baribie"--
Well, barbie is right there in her hand and looks nothing like that. Let's get a better look at your modern Barbie as well:
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Her nose is bigger in relation to her face, she has regular thin white whamen lips, and even a pretty squarish jaw. She's holding a Barbie right in her hand and thinking she looks just like this doll...but the only thing she has in common is the hair and skintone. Most of these girls looked more like Barbie before their procedures than after, ignoring that few of them have Barbie's childlike button nose.

I can't wrap my head around this. It must be some kind of bizarro body dysmorphia.
 
They all say, "I want to look like Baribie"--
Well, barbie is right there in her hand and looks nothing like that. Let's get a better look at your modern Barbie as well:
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Her nose is bigger in relation to her face, she has regular thin white whamen lips, and even a pretty squarish jaw. She's holding a Barbie right in her hand and thinking she looks just like this doll...but the only thing she has in common is the hair and skintone. Most of these girls looked more like Barbie before their procedures than after, ignoring that few of them have Barbie's childlike button nose.

Why none of those "living Barbies" try to be like the actual one? You know, working as doctors, vets, astronauts, musicians or artists? I thought Barbie was about being a hard working, talented and kind person. Not about living as a mental case with deep rooted self-harm tendencies.
 
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