Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

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Has there ever be a person who doesn't think Tyler Dunden (of Fight Club) is wrong?

The most revealing scene in Fight Club is when Tyler declares

"We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off."

Bob was raised to believe that one day he'd be a Roger Ebert, or a Kevin Smith, or a James Gunn, but he won't. And he's slowly learning that fact. And he's very, very pissed off.
Instead of being mad at the people who lied to him, who manipulated his ego into believing he had the talent, or drive, or connections to achieve any of these so-called promised dreams, like Tyler Durden should have done instead, he takes his rage out on society at large, even if his reign of mayhem includes the innocents he claims to redeem.

Bob should hate Fight Club, because it pokes at the very heart of him.

 

[blablabla]

Blob should blown his brains out like that fat fuck in fight club

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

He’s also a crybaby.

Choked up over what??? Seriously, imagine sitting down, typing that out and not realizing how childish you sound. Absolute peak consoomer.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1262123192270929923 (Archive)

Diabeto is in no position to mock anyone else for being out of shape.

And yet, Trump still has gotten more supermodel pussy than either Barack Obama or Cinema Robert Chipman.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

And yet, Trump still has gotten more supermodel pussy than either Barack Obama or Cinema Robert Chipman.

Bob’s only interested in vagina dentata of the Far East, hair-lined dilation station poon, or Stacey Abrams’ Tuna (Helper) taco. How many of those has Trump had?

 

[Marche]

Is it possible Bob made another account to insult people who make fun of him?
This account has no followers or following anybody but all its replies are insulting anyone who replies making fun of bob.

https://twitter.com/orange_misawa/with_replies

http://archive.is/R88fA

 

[Meriasek]

Add 200 pounds of lard and autism to Rorschach and you get Bob, basically.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bob’s only interested in vagina dentata of the Far East, hair-lined dilation station poon, or Stacey Abrams’ Tuna (Helper) taco. How many of those has Trump had?

Trump has never been so desperate that he needed to settle for that.

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Add 200 pounds of lard and autism to Rorschach and you get Bob, basically.

While it's hilarious to put the words of infinitely more hardass men into the mouth of Bob, I have to disagree with your comparison. Rorschach held true to his principles, even though doing so set him against his former friends and got him killed. Bob has sacrificed his principles time and again to dunk on the Orange Man and simp for Disney.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Seeing Bob stan for Lilly Wachowski’s tard raging towards Ivanka Trump and Elon Musk gives me another good indication that Matrix 4 will be the same movie for Bob’s comfort zone in the same manner as Dark Fate and Ghostbusters 2016; unnecessary sequels and reboots with woke politics.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Is it possible Bob made another account to insult people who make fun of him?
This account has no followers or following anybody but all its replies are insulting anyone who replies making fun of bob.

https://twitter.com/orange_misawa/with_replies

http://archive.md/R88fA

Good find. That's def. Blob.

 

[RodgerDodger]

/sigh! You had 1 job Corona-Chan! One Job!

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/page-2029#post-4839160

Here's the prosecution's case for Bob's dirty polo shirt under a suit jacket at his sister's wedding.
Say what you want about Chris, but at least he manages to wear a suit somewhat properly.

It's possible Bob forgot to pack his dress shirt and used his polo shirt as a substitute. Even important things can get left behind on an out-of-country trip. Doesn't excuse the rest of his suit looking like a three day old pile of laundry, though.

 

[Positron]

Choked up over what??? Seriously, imagine sitting down, typing that out and not realizing how childish you sound. Absolute peak consoomer.

I don't even know what that James Gunn photo means and how it made Bobby "choke up". Is Gunn going to direct the live-action Trolls?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Was Bob molested as a kid and now he’s permanently stuck at six years old? Because Jesus fucking Christ he’s a child.

Nah, he's just desperate to regress mentally to the last time he was genuinely happy.

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Add 200 pounds of lard and autism to Rorschach and you get Bob, basically.

Rorschach was a hard worker and had compassion for strangers in trouble though.

 

[Meriasek]

Nah, he's just desperate to regress mentally to the last time he was genuinely happy.


Rorschach was a hard worker and had compassion for strangers in trouble though.

Well, Bob's a hard drinker and has compassion for at least some strangers. Just not if they come from the wrong part of the country, have the wrong sex, the wrong skin colour, or the wrong opinions. Bob is very compassionate.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

While it's hilarious to put the words of infinitely more hardass men into the mouth of Bob, I have to disagree with your comparison. Rorschach held true to his principles, even though doing so set him against his former friends and got him killed. Bob has sacrificed his principles time and again to dunk on the Orange Man and simp for Disney.

Rorschach was a hard worker and had compassion for strangers in trouble though.

That's what the autism is for.

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

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Add 200 pounds of lard and autism to Rorschach and you get Bob, basically.

At least did Rorschach actually did stuff and he stuck to his guns to the very end quite literally not compromising in the face of Armageddon.
Roberts a feminist until a woman disagrees with him, a thinker who doesn't think and a member of the 'superior future' who still lives in his basement.

 

[Adamska]

The good guys can win because a massively wealthy movie director is drinking from a crappy piece of merchandise, probably made in a sweat shop, from a franshise that represents the most what a souless creative cooporation looks like in present time?

Win what exactly? I know Robert's line is a passionate: "the future!" bullshit... but no really, what the fuck will James Gunn will deliver us from? The privilegie to watch more self-aware B-movies, indie Darling quirky loser as a super-hero or smarmy capeshit popcorn crap?

The real funny thing is, this fatass thinks he is some sort of kindred spirits with Gunn, I guess this is why he likes to embarrass himself like that whenever he gets an opportunity to talk about the guy.

Billy-Bob Chimpman fantasizes himself as Gunn from what I remember, meaning that he is autistically obsessed with his rise and fall since he sees himself as James Gunn. It's that level of pathetic and weird, but then this is a manchild who wore a Mario suit on Easter so he really should've just ended it anyway.

 

[cypocryphy]

And very typical. Bob reserves a special, particularly ugly viciousness for attractive conservative women. He has a hate boner you could see from space.

He can be the incel he truly is that way. He has to pretend to like the women that the blue checkmarks approve of.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Sorry, Elon. Bob and his internet friends will not be taking their bad credit and jars of change to their local Tesla dealerships.



Bile-spewing Bob “Love and Light” Chipman, ladies and gentlemen:



He’s been tweeting so much bullshit overnight. His ass must get jealous of what comes out of those fat fingers as they mash against the keyboard.