DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Hamster]

it's a meme, and any new vest he buys will have zero "personality"

The vest would have far more personality than him.

Yesterday during the night stream, Phil threw a fucking fit when a few people started cheering and asking for a Marathon Stream Day dedicated to charity.

Dark instantly went into a bitchfit where he insulted, talked down and labeled anybody who would even dare use the concept of charity as a troll and detractor.

Piggy mentioned an event that happened roughly 5 years ago where he attempted to organize a charity event, the latter which ended up being trolled to the high heavens before the event could even take place. Therefore, it's not even worth trying because the mentally ill trolls are just going to ruin a new event anyway.

Another reason, which has been harped on by Dark multiple times in the past, is that charity is a very private and intimate matter. But now that DSP's bankruptcy has become public, it was shown to everyone that piggy never donated in the 6 months he presented as his case for bankruptcy. To weasel his way out of this conundrum, Phil claimed that he "donated to charity at various points in his life" and that it was nobody's fucking business when and how much he donated to said fictional charities.

When one viewer asked why not just hold a charity event for a whole day and bring the community he's helped create together to create some "pahsitvitity" in the world, he insulted that person and said "nobody tells him how to run his fucking business or what to fucking do. Fuck you."

It's unbelievable how toxic this guy is. Most of the questions weren't even asked in bad faith, just why not have a charity event when so many people in the country actually need help. But because of his paranoia, Phil instantly felt under attack and had to defend himself that he does charity but he'll never tell you because he's a very private guy and doesn't like to use his public persona to raise funds for good causes.

What a bonafide piece of shit.

He has daily charity events..........for the church of dsp.

 

[But I Digress]

Phil thinks buying toys for himself where the profits go to charity is legitimate charitable work. They are similar, but it's not the same as giving your money to a good cause and asking nothing in return.

This is 100% the same scam Chris Chan is running. Buying Brony shit from vendors who would've been at cancelled Bony conventions and calling it a charity drive.

Another "coincidence" between these two.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

When one viewer asked why not just hold a charity event for a whole day and bring the community he's helped create together to create some "pahsitvitity" in the world, he insulted that person and said "nobody tells him how to run his fucking business or what to fucking do. Fuck you."

Got a clip of this?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Cool, so on 3 separate occasions in February, he said he need to raise money to pay for his tax preparation. Each time, he got all the money he claimed to need. And now he's using the same exact excuse again.

To be fair, if you could tell your boss you need a raise to cover the high amount of taxes you're being charged because he pays you too much, and it worked, people would do it.

Nothing DSP does should work, but that four leaf clover he has shoved up his ass will never stop bailing him out.

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Phil has done nothing that hasn't benefitted himself. Everything he's done is for him and his ego.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

For people who actually pay attention to his ramblings has he said anything about playing the upcoming Xenoblade game? i know he played the original but never finished it.

 

[Prince Lotor]

So, he revealed at some point what he actually meant when he said he gave to charity. I can't post a video here because it wasn't on any special occasion, but he specifically mentioned donating at the grocery store. In other words, have you ever had a store ask you if you wanted to donate a dollar or two to some charity (food bank, pet rescue, whatever)? That's what he donates to. And as your thing shows, he's never actually done any significant charitable work, and I'd go so far as to say that his whole "I was going to do a charity event in 2015" story that he's broken out a few times is bullshit as well (big leap, I know). He claims to have had other Youtubers lined up, but he won't name one of them, because he knows that they'll be asked about it and have no idea what he's talking about. He also claims that "DUH TROLLING" is what kept him from doing it, which makes no sense at all. No one is going to seriously troll an actual charitable event, and if they did? You'd get more attention and more money, and you'd look like a fucking champion for sticking it out to raise money for a charity.

Had a little realization while doing tip counting just now. During his bullshit talkie session on the 24th, Phil said "every once in a while I throw a buck here or there for charity". This motherfucker is trying to count the "Will you give a dollar for [insert charity here]?" shit from the goddamn grocery store as some kind of significant giving to charity that justifies his lack of any actual charity fundraising while he makes six figures.

"I certainly don't do it in a big way, but every once in a while I throw a buck here or there for a charity."
Timestamped @ 18m34s This is the only "charity" he does. He will sometimes give 1 single dollar when he's asked for it at the grocery store.

 

[Tumbo]

Has dave run out of new releases to stream is that why he's been steaming Kirby and Banjo or is he doing somekind of throwback event I'm unaware of?

 

[DiabeticSP]

For people who actually pay attention to his ramblings has he said anything about playing the upcoming Xenoblade game? i know he played the original but never finished it.

He didnt play Xenoblade 2 either, so I assume he wouldnt play anything else either.

Something something his fans dont want jrpgs.

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

Nothing DSP does should work, but that four leaf clover he has shoved up his ass will never stop bailing him out.

You think it’s like Homer Simpson with the crayon stuck up his nose type of situation? It’s just a four leaf clover lodged in his brain from his childhood?

 

[Prince Lotor]

For people who actually pay attention to his ramblings has he said anything about playing the upcoming Xenoblade game? i know he played the original but never finished it.

He basically has said he's not going to play it, but he won't rule out that he is never going to play it in the far future. He has to leave the door open for his s to throw money at him attached to whiney messages asking him to play it.

 

[ZehnBoat]

"I certainly don't do it in a big way, but every once in a while I throw a buck here or there for a charity."
Timestamped @ 18m34s This is the only "charity" he does. He will sometimes give 1 single dollar when he's asked for it at the grocery store.

phil is the kind of guy who leaves shopping carts out in the middle of the parking lot

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

[BlackDragoons]

"Charities should be a private activity" is quite literally the one and only hill he has to die on over the topic of "Is Tevin really a bad person?" after the latter's charity stream.
Just goes to show that Phil will choose his own ego and preconceptions over his own viewers, once again. And we also know that nothing pisses Phil off more than money flowing into the wallets of people who are not him.
I'm not normally the kind of person to say "If you like X, you're a Y", but he's such a blatant scumbag that it really takes a fellow scumbag to want to keep donating to him.

Phil will do this time and time again.

This is why his business finance degree is worth dog shit, he'll do nothing to improve his image therefore bringing in more revenue but fuck my opinion, he'll just fucking squeeze those paypigs for ever fucking drop they are worth till there is nothing left.

There will be a time where there be no paypigs, he'll burn all his bridges.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

There will be a time where there be no paypigs, he'll burn all his bridges.

Never underestimate the unrelenting vortex that is the autism that surrounds that man. The singularity will continue drawing in autists until we reach a supermassive black hole and are all consumed.

 

[Kosher Dill]

This is why his business finance degree is worth dog shit

People seem to be under the illusion that his "business degree" should have made him better at running a sole proprietorship. From what I gather, Fairfield's business/finance degree is more like "Investment Banking 101". Unless Phil's structuring some transactions on the bond market to finance Burnell Productions' payroll, there's nothing his degree would ever do for him even if he weren't Phil.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

People seem to be under the illusion that his "business degree" should have made him better at running a sole proprietorship. From what I gather, Fairfield's business/finance degree is more like "Investment Banking 101". Unless Phil's structuring some transactions on the bond market to finance Burnell Productions' payroll, there's nothing his degree would ever do for him even if he weren't Phil.

From wikipedia's page:

In business and finance, alumni include: Donatella Arpaia, New York's 50 Most Powerful Women; E. Gerald Corrigan, 7th President of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York; William P. Egan, venture capitalist; John L. Flannery, Chairman & CEO of General Electric (GE); Kathleen Murphy, Fortune Magazine's 50 Most Powerful Business Women; Joseph DiMenna, hedge fund manager; Christopher McCormick, president & CEO of L.L.Bean; Jennifer Piepszak, CFO of JPMorgan Chase; Ronan Ryan, central character in Michael Lewis' book Flash Boys: A Wall Street Revolt.

 

[Kosher Dill]

From wikipedia's page:

In business and finance, alumni include: Donatella Arpaia, New York's 50 Most Powerful Women; E. Gerald Corrigan, 7th President of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York; William P. Egan, venture capitalist; John L. Flannery, Chairman & CEO of General Electric (GE); Kathleen Murphy, Fortune Magazine's 50 Most Powerful Business Women; Joseph DiMenna, hedge fund manager; Christopher McCormick, president & CEO of L.L.Bean; Jennifer Piepszak, CFO of JPMorgan Chase; Ronan Ryan, central character in Michael Lewis' book Flash Boys: A Wall Street Revolt.

Right, to speak more precisely I should've said there's nothing that degree could do for him as a Twitch streamer running a one-man operation.

 

[PutridElephant]

"Lemme go get my virus. Very nice "

Did he actually have a stroke?

 

[Paladin Derich]

Why is he so upset about the corona virus? He never leaves the snortfort anyway. Oh wait, heaven forbid his viewers form a community.