Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Exceptional Chimp]

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Snookums, if you remember the national anthem being played at the end of the broadcast you're not fucking uncles, you're digging up graves.

 

[DuckSucker]

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Cute.

What, is she reading "Fifty Shades of Gray" but the dude has literally graying hair?

I think as long as he keeps partying with her she'll never leave that honeymoon phase and have the BPD crash and get bored of him you guys are talking about. She gets to be/act literally forever 21 or whatever.

 

[northstar747]

So thanks to youtube algorithm magic I ve found some dude that make 10-13 minute long videos of him playing stupid indie games.

I kinda like his videos about some mobile game called "episode" I ve noticed he gets alot views and I remember richard always posting screen caps on FB of some weird mobile game.

Some dude merely making 10 minute long videos of him riffing and being a jackass about shitty games gets 100K s of views on his videos has over 3 million subscribers. something that should be right up lowtax s alley.

Oh wait this does it better that richard because

1) he seems to make close to one video every day

2) he edits his videos down to youtube desired 10 minute mark.

There is not way richard could do that.

also count down till logan gets an SA sponsored only fans.

 

[GoofTroop70]

Bogan called someone a cunt in GBS for not immediately kissing her ass and Lowtax logged in for the first time in months to white knight her. LMAO.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Bogan called someone a cunt in GBS for not immediately kissing her ass and Lowtax logged in for the first time in months to white knight her. LMAO.

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Considering how many slapfights there are on Something Awful over whether it's okay for Australians to call each other cunts, this is particularly awesome.

 

[AnOminous]

Considering how many slapfights there are on Something Awful over whether it's okay for Australians to call each other cunts, this is particularly awesome.

It's clearly up to Americans what terms Australians are allowed to use to refer to each other.

Normal people know nobody gives a fuck what Australians do.

 

[GoofTroop70]

Bonus shot:

 

[AnOminous]

Bonus shot:

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I think Bogan needs this.

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[Frank N Berry]

 

[Mesosalpinx]

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get those wallets back open, goons

 

[Holocaust Mansplainer]

get those wallets back open, goons

It's fine, Bogans marketing has revitalised the front page and SA is super profitable again.

 

[proteus4994]

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*hands his daughter a hammer*
”Hit me right where I drew the X, honey. Daddy needs more pills,”

 

[Dan Abrams]

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ah darn, this means Lowtax unfortunately will be given even more pills to take

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

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How on earth does he manage to become a little bit more spineless every day?

 

[northstar747]

Lets be honest his lawyer is taking his spine, his house, his car, I am sure lowtax offered him logan but he passed on that.

also lowtax being older with bad health drinking issues RX abuse a love of benzo's and a shit back shouldnt his dick not be able to work like wouldnt logan "riding him" just fuck his shit up.

 

[dance dance if you want]

The best part of that thread is how they called her on bullshit, she continued to be weird as fuck, and left in a huff. They just went back to posting like nothing happened. I’m sure that is why dear Richard showed up. But... he was ignored.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Logan’s recent posts suggest she’s back in Utah. Emergency surgery like this is likely to keep Richard stuck in the hospital for a long fuckin time and bedridden for still longer, not to mention even more permanently impaired. So, what happens to the toddler for the time being?

 

[Marissa Moira]

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If his discs keep breaking like that, he probably should decrease his driver speed IMO.

 

[dance dance if you want]

Logan’s recent posts suggest she’s back in Utah. Emergency surgery like this is likely to keep Richard stuck in the hospital for a long fuckin time and bedridden for still longer, not to mention even more permanently impaired. So, what happens to the toddler for the time being?

Logan’s birthday was yesterday. Are we sure she isn’t just living with him at this point? I bet he fucked over his back with gross sex and goldbelly birthday cake.

I believe the toddler is still staying at the shelter. Or with Rich’s mother?

 

[repentance]

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It's amazing how often goons see Lowtax as a passive victim rather than someone whose own choices have resulted in the "really really shitty shit" which happens to him.