Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?


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Jokes aside, cuck will definitely survive because it's become synonymous with "bitch" "cunt" and "faggot", serving as a catch-all term for people that you don't think highly of. Simp seems much more like a fad term like "epic" and I forsee it fading in time. Gunt is situational and will have its applications every now and again. I'd never heard "janny" before simpgate, but I'm of the mind that it's exceptional and the only reason it has any staying power at the moment is because it triggers Dear Feeder so much.
janny, janitor, is used to complain about overzealous or temper tantrum throwing mods on imageboards, its effect in places like those and here because of the attitude against restrictive rules making mod a less respected and thankless position then even other parts of the internet. "he does it for free" is part of a pasta that mocked a perceived ego of mods by comparing their work to unpaid janitorial work. if it sounds dumb to you its probably because the idea of modhood being an achievement you brag about is an alien idea to you, as is the idea of a mod as a martyr who gives up some time or parts of their anonymity to make a site better and therefore deserving of more respect than posters in the form of more allowances to wave their power or win arguments.

simp is probably the one with the least staying power but it always was going to be, i dont think anyone will be killing themselves because the share price of simp collapses. i think itll be more the term more than the idea thatll falter though and whatever replaces it im sure will be used to poke at dick and ethan
 
Dick's entire brand is getting mad, he was not harmed by this at all and the people scrambling to say that it did are idiots.
There's getting mad as a brand and then there's legit getting mad as he did, with the John Michael Kelly-style takes, interrupting and talking over people and seething because you got exposed.

It would have worked if he just kept calling Ashley fat but then halfway through its like either he ran out of material or patience and then he started flexing about the mansion and being the prom king and other cringy shit. That was pretty much the PPP won moment.
 
From what I've been able to triangulate off of the information in this thread is that PPP's former church was a typical "Evangelical" church common in North America. The name of the congregation "Church of Christ" is fairly common across Protestant denominations, but there are denominations with that name that hold certain beliefs that would be seen as heterodox. I've been spending some time listening to PPP's videos where he conducts bible studies (I lack a better term for it) and the ideas he expresses are nothing really more than mainstream evangelical theology. He'll even take opportunities to rebuke antisemitism and white nationalism when he is reading from Paul's epistles.

I'm of the opinion that the goatse incident was not the sole reason he left that congregation either. That certainly would have gotten him in trouble and if he had any sort of role of responsibility (i.e. Deacon) or public ministry (i.e. street evangelization) he'd have lost it, but the older men of that church would have had a strong desire to help him not only repent, but also find a way to grow and mature from this incident into a stronger Christian. This was either the the ass-reveal that broke the camel's back or was the catalyst for a much bigger confrontation.

My guess is that PPP has an underlying mental health disorder and I'd lay odds it is bi-polar. I think PPP self-medicates but it amounts to nothing more than substance abuse. I imagine the leadership of his church confronted him on this and gave him an ultimatum that if he didn't pursue sobriety, get long term counseling, and consistently take medications, he would not longer be welcomed. Obviously PPP hit the bricks. Pharmaceutical remedies probably hamper his creativity and his spiritual compass,not to mention they become dangerous if taken with alcohol. Because he is a functional and self sustaining adult, PPP probably doesn't feel like he has a problem or if he does, he has got a handle on it.

I think this is why PPP's visibility ebbs and flows; when he is manic he instigating and creating. When he goes into a depression, he'll fade from view and probably begins to isolate himself. Thinking back to that video where PPP talks about how Null "doxxed him and his family" what sticks out in my mind is his mention that his brother was texting him saying how much he loved PPP; I took this as evidence that his brother was trying to prevent a spiral. We know PPP has had trips to the psychiatric ward and I can only guess it was related to suicidal thoughts or self harm and not some floridly psychotic episode.
They probably thought he was an annoying sped to begin with and just needed a reason to kick him out thus the day of the starfish.
 
They probably thought he was an annoying sped to begin with and just needed a reason to kick him out thus the day of the starfish.
wait i dont remember ppp getting kicked out immediately for that, there was a time when he deleted some of his older vids and started doing unironic non meme sermons and the reason stated by godwinson was that his church made him take down the vids after finding out. i cant find the sermons now since that channel was deleted and stuff he made to affirm to himself and the church he was a good boy wasnt popular and i guess didnt get saved, i also dont remember what video godwinson said that in either, it was in the era when they said the man burning flags of israel and pushing the police down was ppp, think it was some kind of q and a

i dont know if this means ppp lied, or if he thinks the starfish was the main blow and his remaining time there was inevitably short after that or what, i could see ppp being the type to blame a stepping stone to an effect as the main cause
 
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ive been unfair by refusing to believe a good chunk (meaning just more than a negligible amount at least) are zoom apologists and or people just mad at josh and want to label him a pedo because he locked a thread 3 years ago or something. there are groups that just monitor josh for a fuck up to say hes a pedo and they undoubtedly make it about their crusade vs whats actually being talked about. invited by ppp himself which i think is shitty despite my disagreements with josh, honestly if he had locked the thread for ppp doing that or zoom repeating it i wouldnt even blame him despite it going against the letter of the site. that might be why tbf but right now it comes across more as just someone he didnt like maybe getting ass pats and josh disliking that


unpopular opinion, also bit counter intuitive given my obvious ppp/godwinson bias, i dont think ppp really did all that well and only really won by default as he took the high road with zoom. he did well by normal trolling standards yes but a lot of the heat on dick died when the more casual audience realized that the only juicy expose on dick would be that hes a pussy and a terrible person which is a common thing thrown at ecelebs

I think PPP is annoying and his gimkick is derivative, even by the low standards of internet trolling. I am also a Dick Masterson fanboi and Patron. And even I am forced to admit that PPP dominated Dick in that exchange. PPP accomplished everything he set out to accomplish: he got Dick mad, made Dick give up some cringy soundbytes, and gained the attention he so badly sought. Here we are over a week later and we’re still talking about him.
 
I think PPP is annoying and his gimkick is derivative, even by the low standards of internet trolling. I am also a Dick Masterson fanboi and Patron. And even I am forced to admit that PPP dominated Dick in that exchange. PPP accomplished everything he set out to accomplish: he got Dick mad, made Dick give up some cringy soundbytes, and gained the attention he so badly sought. Here we are over a week later and we’re still talking about him.
PPP's autism is his greatest weakness and his greatest strength. The whole thing that kickstarted this shitshow was Dick talking a girl into fucking him and cucking his GF. I don't think a lot of people really cared about it, aside from the embarrassment coming with these types of leaks. Dick even talked about how leaking private messages like this is a man's version of a girl getting her nudes leaked on his show a while back.

But the reason why people are still talking about this is that PPP proved that the NP2 crew is just as guilty of not being able to take the heat as all the people they've made fun off for years. Dick's solo career got started because maddox couldn't handle it, Ralph shat on people like MundaneMatt and Kraut and our janny overlord has an entire site dedicated to archiving and discussing speds (who often also can't take the heat).

PPP has definitely succeeded in exposing all of this due to his sheer unfiltered autism.
 
Do you have fat fingers, or are you drunk? Anyway, the portion in bold is exactly the problem with you and many others approach to this. There is no support, or side. If you're too autistic to recognize that this is kayfaybe/trolling you have no place posting. Zoom fancies himself a chaos agent and for those who allege to hate him all you faggots can do is talk about him, which only attracts the trolling. The simp thread was ruined, in part, by everybody comparing their "I hate zoom" dicks. Esoteric PPPISM transcends such nonsense. Bunch of cretins.

PPP's attitude towards zoom is cogent: he just left the stream. His main point of contention was the alleged collusion. That is the main point of his blessed message. That the truth will set you free.
 
I think PPP is annoying and his gimkick is derivative, even by the low standards of internet trolling. I am also a Dick Masterson fanboi and Patron. And even I am forced to admit that PPP dominated Dick in that exchange. PPP accomplished everything he set out to accomplish: he got Dick mad, made Dick give up some cringy soundbytes, and gained the attention he so badly sought. Here we are over a week later and we’re still talking about him.
guess i just had too high of standards after the sargon fiasco, i expect anything involving people with modicum of efame to explode into giant rape campaigns across the nation
 
guess i just had too high of standards after the sargon fiasco, i expect anything involving people with modicum of efame to explode into giant rape campaigns across the nation
True, unfortunately not everyone tries to run for office knowing there are clips of him saying "you're acting like a white nigger m8"
 
True, unfortunately not everyone tries to run for office knowing there are clips of him saying "you're acting like a white nigga m8"
that was such a perfect and kino climax, it felt more like the movie version where the plot lines are trimmed and cleaned instead of anything that came about as happenstance, what are these fags going to do as their big crescendo? ppp is probably just going to read a bible verse in a faggy manner, PPP needs to run for Prime Minister, or whatever position they have in their lickspittle brit copycat piece of crap system thatll lead him there
 
ive been unfair by refusing to believe a good chunk (meaning just more than a negligible amount at least) are zoom apologists and or people just mad at josh and want to label him a pedo because he locked a thread 3 years ago or something.

Nobody cares what those weirdo immigrants think, they're like chinks shitting on the floor at an airport. They don't care in the least about your opinion or anything other than their desire to shit wherever they are. Nobody should pretend they're kiwis or anything at all anyone wants.
 
Nobody cares what those weirdo immigrants think, they're like chinks shitting on the floor at an airport. They don't care in the least about your opinion or anything other than their desire to shit wherever they are. Nobody should pretend they're kiwis or anything at all anyone wants.

When Zoom sends his people, he's not sending his best. He's sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems to us. They’re bringing modafinil. They’re bringing fraud. They’re pedos. And some none , I assume, are good people.
 
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When Zoom sends his people, he's not sending his best. He's sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems to us. They’re bringing modafinil. They’re bringing fraud. They’re pedos. And some, I assume, are good people.

I'm going to disagree with you on that last part.

I am also a Dick Masterson fanboi and Patron.

Have you considered suicide?
 
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Fat fingers and lack of proofreading.

As to the kayfabe... Honestly that's gay. You're cutting promos pretending to be in some autistic cult? Gay, especially when it becomes the entire thread.

You missed his point entirely.

If you give a fuck about any of the people involved in this, as in you have any kind of personal stake, you're doing it wrong. If you deem someone a supporter of someone in this shitfire for not admonishing the "right people" every time they say something that isn't negative without some kind of disclaimer beforehand "well, I don't like the guy/well I hate the guy but...", then you're too personally involved in the lives and reputations of people who will never give an iota of a fuck about you or your opinions.

Basically, a fair whack of people here (in Internet Famous) understand it's all a mix between WWE and a daytime soap opera, and the rest... well they're the people who are genuinely upset when their favorite wrestler turns heel, or when their favorite character gets axed from the show. These kinds of people are commonly referred to as "marks" or, in most cases, "retards".
 
Its time to admit the fun and games are over, ever since PPP had to decline the fight shits been boring, outside of flam and metokur fucking off nothing has happened the past week. Even Mark Cuban knows it.
I think/hope there's more coming, the shitposting PPP seems to be doing now is good filler. I'm also not entirely sure what's happening with metokur. Is his computer fucked beyond all repair (Last stream he said it's having some problems)? Did he step back to make a killer video soon? Did he finally do what he always does when the community he hangs around goes up in flames (Ditch channel, create a new one) ?
 
I'm also not entirely sure what's happening with metokur
Zed doxed his new house, he's been radio silent since and I think that's probably why.
Hoping he's busy making a new video on ralph is optimistic as hell, but there's a ton of easy content he can lift from here to do so if he felt like it
 
Zed doxed his new house, he's been radio silent since and I think that's probably why.
Hoping he's busy making a new video on ralph is optimistic as hell, but there's a ton of easy content he can lift from here to do so if he felt like it
Moving is a major hassle that stresses people out to the max so fuck Twitter in the middle of that. Getting connectivity at the new bunker might not have gone as planned either. Jim said before that he likes multiple feeds but he may not have any connectivity at all right now.
 
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