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Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?

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#KillAllPedos said:
Because I like his content. And he’s an alpha chad. And he lives in a mansion.
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Let me get this straight.
You give an e-grifter who brags about his finances actual currency from your hard earned dollary-doo stash?

Why tho
 
Pump Meat said:
Zoom is perhaps the worst “person” to have inserted into the PPP vs Ralph & Dick story arc. Of all the people I’ve been exposed to on this website, Zoom is pretty much the best candidate for antisocial personality disorder (baring the extreme case of those Zoo-Sadists). That is why I put person in scare quotes, because Zoom really isn’t much of a person as he is this unreflective entity who tries to act as if there is a person embodied in that sack of shit.

That dude has almost no affect in his voice and he tries to match a raised or lowered tone based on learned social cues, but it is so fucking hollow. This isn’t just some kind of ‘tism either, his timing and vocal register are spot on, but the act is so cognitively meaningless to him that it is almost like a robot reading lines. The best way I can describe it is seeing a drawing that at first glance looks well done, but a few seconds later it becomes obvious that it was traced. There is no awkwardness in his interactions because Zoom doesn’t understand what it means to feel awkward, that is why he can socially engineer so well.

His capacity for mischief dwarfs his actual credibility. Zoom compulsively lies, even when he doesn’t need to lie, he still finds a way to do so. His motive for doing this is as shallow as it is obvious; because he can and moreover he wants to see what people will do. That is it. That is all you ever need to know about Zoom. Everybody knows this guy is a liar and yet he can still insert himself into some honest drama and make himself an actor in it through sheer effort.

There is a lot of mean shit you can say about guys like Ethan Ralph, Dick Masterson, and PPP. At the end of the day 99.7% of the traffic of this website could sit down with either of those three and still find ways to relate to them, their flaws, and their vices. You’d have an impossible time trying to do that with Zoom, there would be a simulacrum of a conversation, he’d say appropriate things, and he’d do overt behaviors that seem like he is engaged, but he wouldn’t be. He’d be going through motions he’s been practicing since childhood. He’d merely be on autopilot until you displayed some kind of potential for entertainment.

I think Null is ultimately correct in his decision to basically blacklist Zoom, but for the wrong reasons. I don’t think of Zoom as a pedophile because that carries such a strong attachment of emotional desire and need for intimacy with a certain “type”. I don’t think Zoom has a type or craves any sort of intimacy with any kind of human being, child or otherwise.
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Zoom is actually entertaining in that he literally doesn't give a fuck and will stir shit up just for the sake of stirring shit up.

It amazes me how people try and be friends with him, probably because they're scared of him turning on them, then he just turns on them anyway, but then some other retard tries to be buddies with him by LOLing at the person he just turned on only to be turned on too.

That's why I like Zoom. He's basically chaos.
 
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big ol' idiot said:
I think/hope there's more coming, the shitposting PPP seems to be doing now is good filler. I'm also not entirely sure what's happening with metokur. Is his computer fucked beyond all repair (Last stream he said it's having some problems)? Did he step back to make a killer video soon? Did he finally do what he always does when the community he hangs around goes up in flames (Ditch channel, create a new one) ?
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while those are all good options, its still fuxked youtube hasn't shut down his membership program. other accounts that have gone months without content got the book, but he hasnt
 
Unog said:
Basically, a fair whack of people here (in Internet Famous) understand it's all a mix between WWE and a daytime soap opera, and the rest... well they're the people who are genuinely upset when their favorite wrestler turns heel, or when their favorite character gets axed from the show. These kinds of people are commonly referred to as "marks" or, in most cases, "retards".
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PPP & Godwinson are the ultimate tag team allstars, taking them too seriously is the easiest way to lose the joke. Understanding PPP invading Rackets stream was entirely just a stroke of luck and that the entire thing was unscripted it was made it great. The cope and recoil were off the charts. People are mostly unsympathetic with them because they invited Zoom in to dox PPP live (because why else would they even bother) and instead he just doxed Nick. Which just exposed the whole hugbox further.

Problem with this whole thing though is you have to know who all these people are to get maximum enjoyment out of their antics. That's way more effort then most are willing to invest to enjoy a trash fire.

Here's a good example of Godwinson/PPP theatre.
 
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garakfan69 said:
Are you going to start posting Joker captions now?

Zoom is a fat unfunny sped and a massive attention whore. I don't know how anyone can sit through a zoom stream without dying of boredom.
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Zoom's streams are like a box of sped chocolates,
You'll never know which retard you're gonna get
 
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Perspicacity said:
Problem with this whole thing though is you have to know who all these people are to get maximum enjoyment out of their antics. That's way more effort then most are willing to invest to enjoy a trash fire.
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It’s like a slow cook where the earlier you started following this debacle, the better.
 
Garth said:
Do you have fat fingers, or are you drunk? Anyway, the portion in bold is exactly the problem with you and many others approach to this. There is no support, or side. If you're too autistic to recognize that this is kayfaybe/trolling you have no place posting. Zoom fancies himself a chaos agent and for those who allege to hate him all you faggots can do is talk about him, which only attracts the trolling. The simp thread was ruined, in part, by everybody comparing their "I hate zoom" dicks. Esoteric PPPISM transcends such nonsense. Bunch of cretins.
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I disagree to an extent. For people like yourself that is absolutely correct. I think PPP, however; is being more sincere than he is letting on. You don't harbor a hatred of some fat, addled, drunk, for a year and a half and it only be "trolling." Hell, you can look at the Jim vs PPP stream where he engaged in the same tactics as the people he hates. It wasn't to "troll" him either, and if it was it only made him come off as just really bitter and duplicitous. If it wasn't for PPP's humor, trollish charm, and, everyone's hate for Ralph, PPP would be hated.

Zoom's only really a chaos agent in that he's profoundly bitter, and delights in hurting others. He also wants relevance and tries to grab it whenever he can. I think his autistic rant about wanting to create a "true IBS" or some gay shit proved that.
 
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Soynificent said:
>When you ignore the point of someone's reply.
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PPP has made his history with Ralph known, he’s even briefly mentioned it in recent streams. That’s something you’d have to hide if you were pretending to be unbiased. But people hate Ralph because he's a shitty person. That's what makes him a such a spectacle, that's why PPP initially shit on him, and that's also why he attacked PPP through his family and congregation. There's no way his perception of Ralph wasn't affected by this, but if there's any uncertainty about that it should be a point for PPP, not against him.
 
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chops said:
PPP has made his history with Ralph known, he’s even briefly mentioned it in recent streams. That’s something you’d have to hide if you were pretending to be unbiased. But people hate Ralph because he's a shitty person. That's what makes him a such a spectacle, that's why PPP initially shit on him, and that's also why he attacked PPP through his family and congregation. There's no way his perception of Ralph wasn't affected by this, but if there's any uncertainty about that it should be a point for PPP, not against him.
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My comment was directed towards the people who act as if it's purely theatrical with PPP. With Ralph it's obvious that it's not, but people are pretending it is mostly with everyone else, or they think the janny troll thing is real. PPP also engaged in shit tactics outside of Ralph that people would agree don't make him look that great such as his argument with Jim.
 
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Perspicacity said:
PPP & Godwinson are the ultimate tag team allstars, taking them too seriously is the easiest way to lose the joke. Understanding PPP invading Rackets stream was entirely just a stroke of luck and that the entire thing was unscripted it was made it great. The cope and recoil were off the charts. People are mostly unsympathetic with them because they invited Zoom in to dox PPP live (because why else would they even bother) and instead he just doxed Nick. Which just exposed the whole hugbox further.

Problem with this whole thing though is you have to know who all these people are to get maximum enjoyment out of their antics. That's way more effort then most are willing to invest to enjoy a trash fire.

Here's a good example of Godwinson/PPP theatre.
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