Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aaway]

not sure why, but this made me lol

 

[Whatthefuck]

I'll bet everything on it being he has the heat up too high. I'm not sure he's aware that ovens and stoves have settings between High and Off. Everything he cooks, especially meat, he ruins this way.



Restaurants in Italy are also heavily regional, even ones located in more touristy areas. They tend to serve dishes specific to the region of Italy the restaurant is in, and Italian-American dishes like Spaghetti & Meatballs are especially rare. This catches a lot of people out and I expect Jack would be no exception.

On the topic of heritage, that reminds me of a trip I made to Italy last year. While sat in a cafe in Como there were some American students on the other table talking about their heritages. Was amusing to hear several of them talk about how Italian they were, yet needed the waiter to speak English for them.

Thankfully I don't think Jack will be able to leave the US anytime in the near future. Relying on tugboats from Tammy and Jack Jr and spunking it all away on takeout meals doesn't help towards the cost of something that is already expensive for a lot of Americans.

Jack would shit his pants if he got to Italy and saw their cuisine. Sure, he'd probably LIVE for a nice 7 course meal, but he'd piss and moan about the price. He'd for goddamn sure piss and moan about the serving sizes which tend to be human portions. I think he'd be flabbergasted that it's not all pizza, lasagna, and spaghetti.

 

[Guy Made Of Bees]

Jack would shit his pants if he got to Italy and saw their cuisine. Sure, he'd probably LIVE for a nice 7 course meal, but he'd piss and moan about the price. He'd for goddamn sure piss and moan about the serving sizes which tend to be human portions. I think he'd be flabbergasted that it's not all pizza, lasagna, and spaghetti.

I'd love to see him dine in Italy, he would whine that everything takes too long and the portions are too small. He doesn't enjoy dining, all he wants is big portions he can gobble up quickly.

 

[LetterlandMafia]

not sure why, but this made me lol

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Praying for everyone, except the people in groups that are at high risk from coronavirus. They need to shut the fuck up so I can go sit in Olive Garden.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I'd love to see him dine in Italy, he would whine that everything takes too long and the portions are too small. He doesn't enjoy dining, all he wants is big portions he can gobble up quickly.

I've never seen an actual Italian meal with small portions though.

 

[AnOminous]

not sure why, but this made me lol

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Cunts like this are why there are euphoric atheists. The fucking cunt will post "praying for you" memes on Facebook, which does absolutely sweet fuck all (and costs him nothing) but at the same time refuse to wear a mask (that actually protects others) and go around coofing on everything.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

not sure why, but this made me lol

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I initially interpreted that as a wai. I know I might be wrong, but then again…

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

only if someone's a clueless idiot like you are jack

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In which Jack thinks "privately-owned company controls what happens on its platform" is a groundbreaking revelation.

 

[Marissa Moira]

only if someone's a clueless idiot like you are jack

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Looks like he's going to have enable comments to talk to people now.

 

[Super Hans]

not sure why, but this made me lol

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Likely because of the bad grammar and the position of the flag makes it look like Jack is praying to Trump instead of YHWH.

 

[Aaway]

Praying for everyone, except the people in groups that are at high risk from coronavirus. They need to shut the fuck up so I can go sit in Olive Garden.

*praying for our everyone

also, here's a rare example of jack having some self awareness. he made his character thing look both gay and retarded

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

*praying for our everyone

also, here's a rare example of jack having some self awareness. he made his character thing look both gay and exceptional
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God damn it, he stole our jokes before we could make them. You win this round, Scalfani.

 

[desudesu]

*praying for our everyone

also, here's a rare example of jack having some self awareness. he made his character thing look both gay and exceptional
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>right arm still isn't working well
Fatty literally has a PERMANENT disability parking placard. It should be "right arm is forever dead". Seems like he is not accepting reality and thinks his gimped limb will somehow resurrect back a la Jesus Christ.

 

[The Last Stand]

*praying for our everyone

also, here's a rare example of jack having some self awareness. he made his character thing look both gay and exceptional
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I admit that make me chuckle a bit.
If he had more self awareness, he wouldn't be AS bad.

I like how the background is green as well. Is he lurking?

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

*praying for our everyone

also, here's a rare example of jack having some self awareness. he made his character thing look both gay and exceptional
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I just noticed, the attempt to recreate the stroke arm has the unfortunate side effect of making him look like he's doing the flamboyant gay guy hand-on-hip thing.

"And I was all like oh no gurl you did NOT just say that to me, I am shook"

 

[Aaway]

aka "i don't want to have any way to communicate with my audience"

 

[Adamska]

aka "i don't want to have any way to communicate with my audience"

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The narcissistic injury is strong with him; since he lost his "famous" page, he's trying to protect his ego and prevent more embarrassment by hiding out on his own shitty site (which could probably be hacked given how stupid he is).

It's almost like he refuses to acknowledge that it's his fault that he was too retarded and entitled to stop trying to buy views or likes to inflate his ego.

 

[D_Tractor]

Boogie2988 made a similar claim about his gut suddenly hardening; he expected people to believe that was muscle growth from all the exercising he's totally doing. Fatcows seem to be under the impression that when you put muscle on, it grows on top of your fat.

You actually can - it's called Palumboism, comon in aging bodybuilders who used too much gear. Obviously it's not happening with boogie or jack.

 

[Religion is Dead]

aka "i don't want to have any way to communicate with my audience"

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My favorite thing about this is that there are pages, like the Binging with Babish or celebrity pages, with millions of followers that never seem to have any sort of issue with hacking. Which leads me to believe with the rest of you that he tried to buy more followers or allowed some fake agency access to build his channel again.

 

[Aaway]

My favorite thing about this is that there are pages, like the Binging with Babish or celebrity pages, with millions of followers that never seem to have any sort of issue with hacking. Which leads me to believe with the rest of you that he tried to buy more followers or allowed some fake agency access to build his channel again.

yeah, the best part is that he continues blaming FB for what happened when it was clearly his own doing. hackers can't get into your page with just an email address like he keeps saying

you would think he'd learn his lesson after it happened last time but i guess he couldn't resist adding another few thousand bot followers