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Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?


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Or maybe we get the joke and think it's funny watching Dick and Ralph go mental you don't.

No, you don't get it. The internet is Serious Business™, and this is a war! With declared belligerents and spies! If you're not Maximum Mad™ at a fat, retarded Canadian burnout, you're obviously a member of his troll cult trying to shift the opinion of the Democratic Republic of Kiwi Farms to be more favorable to the federated states of Shitpostia!
 
It's not deep 5D chess, but it's funny watching Jim come out to comment on an op, when he says he can't stream because his computer is bad, but will stream to talk to a random Canadian without a lot of subs just because he is making fun of Dick and Ralph.
He didn't stream - he just joined a call someone else streamed.
 
He didn't stream - he just joined a call someone else streamed.
Ok. It wasn't his stream. He joined a call. Jim could ask anyone to set up a call so he could still stream. He could go on other people's shows. Ralph would host him every day in a heartbeat. It was still funny that this got him online when nothing else did.
 
Ok. It wasn't his stream. He joined a call. Jim could ask anyone to set up a call so he could still stream. He could go on other people's shows. Ralph would host him every day in a heartbeat. It was still funny that this got him online when nothing else did.

PPP wanted to speak with him, so he joined PPP's stream. Again PPP made a ruckus and Jim was interested in talking to him. Besides, this was connected to the big show with Jessie from earlier so it wasn't like this was out of the blue.
 
I was only trolling Sheryl Nome and Double Bacon Ass Burger and don't really believe 'PPP=Enlightenment' tbh but didn't he disavow him when he said 'If Zoom comes on I'm fucking out'? on Racket's show?

I feel like I'm going to get Aksually-d on this post by the humorless. So be it.
Well no! obviously not good enough. That isn't a Night of the long knifes moment. That is just to hide their collusion. Zoom is obviously like the Brown shirts that does the dirtywork behind the scenes. PPP will claim the victory for his actions but not take the responsibility.
 
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Well no! obviously not good enough. That isn't a Night of the long knifes moment. That is just to hide their collusion. Zoom is obviously like the Brown shirts that does the dirtywork behind the scenes. PPP will claim the victory for his actions but not take the responsibility.
They aren't colluding but I can't seem to convince you of that unfortunately. I'll use this as an opportunity to give the one interaction between PPP/Godwinson and Zoom. It will also give you a lot of insight into how involved Zoom was with Gunty and Andy Warski.

 
PPP going live in ~3 hours


They aren't colluding but I can't seem to convince you of that unfortunately. I'll use this as an opportunity to give the one interaction between PPP/Godwinson and Zoom. It will also give you a lot of insight into how involved Zoom was with Gunty and Andy Warski.


Jesus, can you imagine being friends with any of these people in real life?
 
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They aren't colluding but I can't seem to convince you of that unfortunately. I'll use this as an opportunity to give the one interaction between PPP/Godwinson and Zoom. It will also give you a lot of insight into how involved Zoom was with Gunty and Andy Warski.

You're not getting it. Those spergs who closed down the trashfire were presenting themselves as PPP fans. They were als parroting Zoom's playbook. It doesn't matter what PPP says, if he is allowing himself to be represented by spergs he is going to be accused of the things the spergs did wrong. It's easy to fix, but he won't do what needs done.
 
You don't have to know him from experience. He doxed the guy's asshole to his church and got him thrown out of the congregation.

Potentially unpopular opinion here:

I don't GAF if Ralph did that. PPP voluntarily showed his asshole to the Internet. It doesn't matter if he were drunk. He was banned from the platform for having done it. We would have documented it. Church probably would have found out anyway. Etc. Etc.

Being pissed off at Ralph for that shows a complete lack of personal responsibility on PPP's part. Just admit you were drunken dumbass already. We all have things we've done we're not proud of, and have to accept the consequences for having done so.

Don't get me wrong here. Ralph has plenty of other issues dealing with his own lack of personal responsibility.
 
Lol every other post, was your post in the first half of that containment thread. You even drunkenly ranted about drinking and eating pizza every in 3 word posts every 15 seconds for like 4 hours. It was a mildly entertaining train wreck to read through. That being said the irony of people being banned for "derailing" and "sperging" while you continued to post is all part of the Janny Josh conspiracy.
Simple, I got in while the fire was burning the was out before the thread had burned out and gotten boring.

I'm glad they're mad, thats the funniest thing that could happen.
 
Are you going to start posting Joker captions now?

Zoom is a fat unfunny sped and a massive attention whore. I don't know how anyone can sit through a zoom stream without dying of boredom.

Well, he's still easier to listen to than Dick sperg-screeching with his sycophants arf-arf seal clapping like the losers they are. He's less of an attention whore than Dick too. Although, that's not very hard.
 
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Potentially unpopular opinion here:

I don't GAF if Ralph did that. PPP voluntarily showed his asshole to the Internet. It doesn't matter if he were drunk. He was banned from the platform for having done it. We would have documented it. Church probably would have found out anyway. Etc. Etc.

Being pissed off at Ralph for that shows a complete lack of personal responsibility on PPP's part. Just admit you were drunken dumbass already. We all have things we've done we're not proud of, and have to accept the consequences for having done so.

Don't get me wrong here. Ralph has plenty of other issues dealing with his own lack of personal responsibility.
PPP was fucking stupid for doing that, utterly stupid. You can't blame some fat drunken faggot for using that to get him some bad PR. It's still funny to see how upset some folks get at the guy, when all you have to do is just say "this guy spread his asshole for god and everyone, why are you taking him serious?"
 
You dumb cunt, he called him a pedophile, what more do you want?
Everyone calls Zoom a pedo, zoom doesn't care about that. He would literary put videos on his timeline promoting it even if someone calls him a fat stupid pedo.

They aren't colluding but I can't seem to convince you of that unfortunately. I'll use this as an opportunity to give the one interaction between PPP/Godwinson and Zoom. It will also give you a lot of insight into how involved Zoom was with Gunty and Andy Warski.

What a god damn witches cauldron. I might be me missing the point here. But they seem to be on the same page and having similar goals already back then. With a lot of the same players. It's weird how they haven't changed at all. I don't know how this year old video is proof of them not being able to cooperate with each other. I am getting the complete opposite idea. They seem to be able to talk and be very cordial. If zoom is on with someone he doesn't like you can't make him stop talking.
 
He's less of an attention whore than Dick too.

Dick confirmed for salty lolcow but

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Jesus, can you imagine being friends with any of these people in real life?
Godwinson and PPP like to eat, drink, and smoke weed while talking about esoteric internet shit. I also hear Kraut likes to give long and heartfelt Christmas morning phone calls. It all sounds very wholesome to me.

What a god damn witches cauldron. I might be me missing the point here. But they seem to be on the same page and having similar goals already back then. With a lot of the same players. It's weird how they haven't changed at all. I don't know how this year old video is proof of them not being able to cooperate with each other. I am getting the complete opposite idea. They seem to be able to talk and be very cordial. If zoom is on with someone he doesn't like you can't make him stop talking.
It wasn't proof, it's impossible for me to prove that to you. It's just giving you context, and it's the only direct interaction I know of. Godwinson wanted to information from Zoom about Knoxville antics and the CP stream. At this time Zoom was falling out with the Gunt Guard after being Ralph's henchman for months. He was also very close with Warski. The rest of the video is self explainatory. There was tension but if you're familiar with Godwinson the conversation always stays pretty cordial. Hell he opens up with, "First of all, I want to make clear is, I hate you actually. I don't like you at all as a person." I think PPP and Godwinson have both repeated that sentiment often.
 
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