US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
I'm betting Trump called him that because he has Tim Cook's phone number saved as "Tim Apple"

Why he didn't just admit it instead of making up a story about mnemonic aids is astonishing but I guess that's what makes him Donald Trump
I think it’s a 50/50 between him being too prideful to admit even small faults, and him trolling the media. It’s like the covfefe thing, it’s obviously just a dumb typo but he doubled down on it anyways and got like 2 weeks of free media coverage.
 
at least it's more interesting than normal kangz-ery

Disagree. Normal kangzery is based on spinning fanciful tales based on "I dunno maybe we haven't found it yet." Saying a 400 foot tall pile of masonry with a few cramped chambers inside was for mass storage. . . that's US Federal Government levels of inefficiency!
 
Disagree. Normal kangzery is based on spinning fanciful tales based on "I dunno maybe we haven't found it yet." Saying a 400 foot tall pile of masonry with a few cramped chambers inside was for mass storage. . . that's US Federal Government levels of inefficiency!
Look, he just played a lot of Civilization III is all. Cut him some slack.
 
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Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer in talks to become Joe Biden’s VP pick

Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer has confirmed she is in talks with Joe Biden’s campaign to become his running mate, as the race to join his ticket reaches an unseen fever pitch.

“I’ve had a conversation with some folks,” Whitmer said in a Tuesday morning interview on the “Today” show.

“It was just an opening conversation and it’s not something that I would call a professional formalized vetting,” she added.

A rising star in the Democratic Party who has garnered national headlines through her handling of the Wolverine State’s COVID-19 outbreak, Whitmer is considered one of several women on the shortlist to join Biden’s ticket.

The 48-year-old governor joins Illinois Sen. Tammy Duckworth, who, according to a Senate colleague, was selected for an interview with the Biden camp over the role.

Whitmer was quick, however, to downplay her angling for the job during the “Today” interview, with Michigan roiling from civil unrest over extensive coronavirus-related lockdowns.

“I am making a little bit of time to stay connected to the campaign, but the most important thing that I have to do right now is be the governor of my home state,” she said. “That’s all that matters to me in this moment.”

Biden has committed to selecting a woman to become his veep, leading to an all-out bidding war between female lawmakers.

Former Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams is aggressively campaigning for the job, while California Sen. Kamala Harris, Minnesota Sen. Amy Klobuchar and Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren — all former 2020 presidential hopefuls — are also angling for the role.

In an interview with The Post last month, President Trump said he believed Biden should choose Warren to join his ticket — saying he believed the presumptive Democratic nominee “owes” Warren the top spot on his ticket because he never would have gotten this far without her help.

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Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer in talks to become Joe Biden’s VP pick

Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer has confirmed she is in talks with Joe Biden’s campaign to become his running mate, as the race to join his ticket reaches an unseen fever pitch.

“I’ve had a conversation with some folks,” Whitmer said in a Tuesday morning interview on the “Today” show.

“It was just an opening conversation and it’s not something that I would call a professional formalized vetting,” she added.

A rising star in the Democratic Party who has garnered national headlines through her handling of the Wolverine State’s COVID-19 outbreak, Whitmer is considered one of several women on the shortlist to join Biden’s ticket.

The 48-year-old governor joins Illinois Sen. Tammy Duckworth, who, according to a Senate colleague, was selected for an interview with the Biden camp over the role.

Whitmer was quick, however, to downplay her angling for the job during the “Today” interview, with Michigan roiling from civil unrest over extensive coronavirus-related lockdowns.

“I am making a little bit of time to stay connected to the campaign, but the most important thing that I have to do right now is be the governor of my home state,” she said. “That’s all that matters to me in this moment.”

Biden has committed to selecting a woman to become his veep, leading to an all-out bidding war between female lawmakers.

Former Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams is aggressively campaigning for the job, while California Sen. Kamala Harris, Minnesota Sen. Amy Klobuchar and Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren — all former 2020 presidential hopefuls — are also angling for the role.

In an interview with The Post last month, President Trump said he believed Biden should choose Warren to join his ticket — saying he believed the presumptive Democratic nominee “owes” Warren the top spot on his ticket because he never would have gotten this far without her help.

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Whitmer is a nasty ghoul with no charisma, nothing but a career politician. She will say whatever the media wants her to say, whatever the DNC wants her to say, without application of thought or judgment. She's a perfect match for Biden.
 
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I...um...I'm not sure that comparison is being very fair to Caitlyn, all things considered...

...I can't believe I just said a troon looks more like a woman than a woman. The fuck is wrong with me?!

But yeah. Whitmer as the Veep nod would go back on that campaign promise to pick a stronk POC Whammen so I'm not sure that's really what Creepy Uncle Joe ought to be doing. I mean everyone knows politicians' campaign promises are, for the most part, empty words but to go back so soon on something so 'progressive' can't possibly be good for the Biden Brand. ...or does her olive skin tone in that side-by-side betray some ethnicity that is not obvious when you consider a name like "Gretchen Whitmer"?
 
Do you think Cory Booker will jump from closeted fag to MtF troon just to get VP nomination?
Booker is a lot of things but he isn't stupid.

If he plays his cards right, he'll have his chance in two or three cycles. And he needs two or three cycles to work on his game plan, his image, and to gain more experience. Is he patient though? No clue.
 
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Whitmer is a nasty ghoul with no charisma, nothing but a career politician. She will say whatever the media wants her to say, whatever the DNC wants her to say, without application of thought or judgment. She's a perfect match for Biden.
That's a man, right? Right?
 
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Whitmer is a nasty ghoul with no charisma, nothing but a career politician. She will say whatever the media wants her to say, whatever the DNC wants her to say, without application of thought or judgment. She's a perfect match for Biden.

And I suppose she called abortions "life-sustaining" because she needs fetal vitality.
 
Cant wait for the headlines if he does pick her:
"Biden promised a VP woman of color: another right wing invention"
They'll dye her orange (orange is a color, right?) as part of the DNC's ongoing cargo-cult imitation of Trump to try to outdo him. Trump may be senile? We'll nominate someone twice as senile! Trump is rude? We'll nominate someone who calls people "lying dog-faced pony soldiers"! Trump bragged about grabbing women by the pussy? We'll nominate someone who really did grab women by the pussy! So they obviously have to nominate somebody orange as part of that. Just wait for it, it's going to happen.
 
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