Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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Here's the thing about this trainwreck though, as it's progressing I'm think instead of a loud bang it's going to end with a whimper. Alex will release the game eventually, it'll be a buggy mess, he'll attempt to fix it maybe and he'll work on it less and less while his Patreon slowly but surely dries up while people continue to laugh at him and more and more young children realize they've been scammed. When that happens he'll resort to becoming a fulltime streamer until what remains of his fanbase gets sick of him. Then he'll disappear off the face of the Internet.

TL;DR - Lolcows almost never go out with a bang, they just slowly fade and wither away
Nah, I think he will either try to start Kickscam, fail and drop the development or just skips the first part and leaves, of course blaming everything on the harrassment, gremlins and fucking emails. He won't run with the money, I'm sure, because this requires leaving the house, he will just find excuse to quit. Don't forget, that it's not like he is surrounded by his most loyal fans that are out there, most of his followers are either oblivious or haven't made their minds yet, but if he drops the development, he is going to turn into Tonka - a pathetic bitch, who streams for 20 people and all of them are moderators of his chat.
I think this is what going to happen, because his hate wagon has grown significantly. I mean, how many videos about him we got in 2018? And in 2019? We are halfway through 2020 and he already got 3 videos just from the top of my head. How many people have known about cum chalice and "r u coding, son" before? It gets mentioned every time Alex pops up somewhere and what's worse, his responses and countermeasures are so autistic, that he only proves his haters right. His fans grow more and more irritated by the lack of actual progress and if he shits another Hate and Shame video (God, I hope, he will), I doubt the effect, which is calling people gremlins left and right, will be the same. Hell, if even Boogie's fans, who are autistic to the core, are starting to suspect something, Alex has 0 chances of riding this tugboat forever.
Also, this is how he left 4 chan and his original subreddit. He doesn't get enough asspats somewhere - he leaves. Now it's turn for his hug box.
 
The girl he talked to was 14 at the time, Alex claimed that she sent him pictures without telling her his age but there's no evidence for that. In order to believe Alex, you need to believe he thought that this girl:
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Is over 18. The girl in question willingly posted these images to her tumblr here, and she's aware of the farms so she likely won't mind me posting her image. You can see she has 'I <3 Eva' on her hand.

In my opinion, Alex is a guy making a game about underage girls where you can photograph their underwear, has linked to manga where underage children are raped, holds a fanbase of children with only cursory lip service paid to YandereSimulator not being for children. And he wants you to believe that this girl, 8 years after the events, announced to the world an embarrassing 'relationship' with a public figure, and noted that her nudes (read: child pornography) are still out there last she checked. It's not hard to draw some pretty clear conclusions from that.

Alex is definitely a paedophile in my opinion, the fact he looked at that girl and thought 'yeah looks 18' is fucking bullshit. He was 22, she was 14, and that's disgusting.

Fucking Jesus man, how could someone be so fucking depraved? I'm so fucking sick of people like this fag getting all this power and recognition, it makes me sick thinking about him possibly abusing said power so he can get with his fans. Alex is a depraved creature who should be completely wiped off the face of the internet Earth. I'm livid that someone like this is always popular at any given moment. Fuck this disgusting deviant and fuck the people who try to defend this man thing known as Alex, I hope this fucker gets purged.
 
Fucking Jesus man, how could someone be so fucking depraved? I'm so fucking sick of people like this fag getting all this power and recognition, it makes me sick thinking about him possibly abusing said power so he can get with his fans. Alex is a depraved creature who should be completely wiped off the face of the internet Earth. I'm livid that someone like this is always popular at any given moment. Fuck this disgusting deviant and fuck the people who try to defend this man thing known as Alex, I hope this fucker gets purged.
Dude chill. He's just creepy weeb.
 
Considering that people have publically posted responses from Alex and claimed that he typically responds to e-mails within an hour of sending them - some even as quickly as 20 minutes - I'm inclined to call bullshit on that one.

Responding to random e-mails asking questions about the game and the drama isn't what I'd call "busy working on the game".
Being active with online interactions, drama and the constant distraction of all the notifications are sure way productivity killers. He should just turn his devices off, fix his dopanie levels and just like make the game.
 
The POWER to ban people from your reddit/discord and the RECOGNITION of a bunch of exceptional weebs who will never get the game they're paying for.
Yeah, getting jealous of Alex is pointless. He even got this crapton of money from Patreon and he spends it on shit like subreddit. The rest of it probably goes towards vidya only. He doesn't even have any needs, passions, people to spend that money on, he's that much of a loser.
 
Yeah, getting jealous of Alex is pointless. He even got this crapton of money from Patreon and he spends it on shit like subreddit. The rest of it probably goes towards vidya only. He doesn't even have any needs, passions, people to spend that money on, he's that much of a loser.

He lives with his parents who are well-off, so Alex has no need to spend the likely over 1m he's earned from Yandere Simulator on essentials either. I personally don't think Alex is dragging this out to be greedy, the money is definitely a factor since he quit his job for Yandere Simulator but I think the asspats and recognition are what Alex likes.

That, coupled with his asanine dreams of being an indie game dev legend like Mike Z, Toby Fox, ConcernedApe and Edmond McMillon. He definitely overvalues his worth as a dev, he said that the average programmer with 6 years of experience makes 90k. Which is not only untrue but Alex is nowhere near that good a programmer.
 

Now with a mention about Onision:

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Now with a mention about Onision:

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Of course he gave the shortest answers possible. That's the easiest way not to dig himself any deeper.

1. Too bad YS will never be done at this rate.
2. Easter Eggs are more important, we can just cut other content.
3. Hate and Shame 2 confirmed. Who knows, maybe we will get a third one too to complete the trilogy.
4-6. Can you elaborate on these questions, Alex, please, and tell us why do you hate gremlins, how do they slow you down and how exactly do they push you towards suicide?
7. ... I don't think it's because of that Alex... I'm pretty sure that is not the reason why...
 
Not really familiar with all that situation around Abriged (and don't care, honestly speaking), but situation isn't the same in my opinion. From your words they at least were doing something significant, I mean one complete episode > "oh, look, now you can turn into Corona chan, but game is still a half-broken sandbox", at least you can watch this shit, it's a tangible progress. If they were in the same situation, they would've released first two episodes and then teased their fans with the release of the third one for years.
Also, I don't know why people think that he has any capability of becoming a streamer, especially if he says that game will never be released. People already call him out on his bullshit, but his sycophants can argue "you just need to wait", not in that case though. Imagine the amount of exposing videos that will come after that, his hate wagon will turn into fucking steamroller, people will raid his shit nonstop and most of all, I'm sure some of his closest volunteers are going to break and tell how big of an asshole he is, because all of their efforts have turned into dust.
I've talked before about one VN author, whose situation is bizarrely similar to Alex's, but what saves him in some way is that he crowdfunded his project on Scamstarter, so people have already given him money and now can only wait, but if they were giving him money every month, they would've expected some kind of progress at the same rate.

Edit: can I use strike throughs with the code? I'm so tired of not using them.
This is exactly what I was trying to say but I just got a little exceptional about it and had to take a break from the thread. Wasn't planning on a break this long but the A&N forum is a vicious trap for obsessive unread topic clickers like me.

I came back to see if people had posted that The Last of Us 2 Cum Chalice meme and wow there are actually two different drawings? Also this company FAQ of "here is how I try to spin controversy after controversy" :story: and the answers he gives that are more than a sentence are just so entertaining. There's doubling down instead of taking the L, and then there's doubling down exceptionally.
 
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Excuse me but what the fuck?
TRANS COLORED PUZZLE FLOOR
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Pool: when we’ll have to call YD as Alexandra?
edit: damn, he streams again. I forgot how often he streams

You guys are probably joking and the joke is going over my autisic head

But settle down guys,
Thing that has pastel blues and pink =/= trans

imo that kind of shit is more annoying then when some random tranny screams "____ is trans"
 
You guys are probably joking and the joke is going over my autisic head

But settle down guys,
Thing that has pastel blues and pink =/= trans

imo that kind of shit is more annoying then when some random tranny screams "____ is trans"
The joke is that Alex's room looks like a fucking mess, my dude.
 
It's almost incredible how little work he's really done on the game. The codebase doesn't look extendible or clean, the vast majority of the assets are either stolen, purchased, or made by volunteers, and he hasn't even finished 1 rival. He hasn't finished the equivalent of level 1 yet.

It's like that story about mario 64, how Miyamoto wanted the movement mechanics to be perfect, so they just built a flat plane with that rabbit running around so they could polish his movement. That's what Alex has right now.
 

Now with a mention about Onision:

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His response to the 7th question made me chuckle. He doesn't even attempt to acknowledge the real reason why Onision receives hate - which is that he's manipulative and grooms minors, and I refuse to believe that Alex doesn't know this since it's very public knowledge.

Like Onision, Alex is very much manipulative since he keeps trying to take control of the narrative to make himself the victim without taking any responsibility, his fanbase is pretty underage, and there are historical allegations of noncery on his part. He knows this, and more than likely just didn't want to drive any attention to that by giving a non-answer.
 
It's almost incredible how little work he's really done on the game. The codebase doesn't look extendible or clean, the vast majority of the assets are either stolen, purchased, or made by volunteers, and he hasn't even finished 1 rival. He hasn't finished the equivalent of level 1 yet.

It's like that story about mario 64, how Miyamoto wanted the movement mechanics to be perfect, so they just built a flat plane with that rabbit running around so they could polish his movement. That's what Alex has right now.
Not even. All the basic mechanics of the game were ironed out for SM64. There are missing kill methods and the kidnaping method isn't even fully done. It took miyamoto a year to be at the level where the controls are perfect. Alex isn't even at a comparable level after 6.
 
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