BumbleBee
Yang:
- Has a short temper
- Solves any problem with violence
- Will assault and try to kill people for pissing her off,
- Her semblance is her getting pissed off and hulking out
- Has deep Emotional issues
- Will claim she loves family but will abandon and ignore them until after she's solved her issues her way. Her way is killing a man.
Blake:
- Gaslights Parents/Adam/Sun anyone who stays around her long enough
- Avoids all responsibility or does the bare minimum treating an apology as enough to make up for the fact she got Yangs arm cut off and left her for dead
- Is physically abusive to friends though it was played for a laugh with sun
- Will insult everyone even the people she likes regardless of the mental condition they are in
- Activley Enjoys being antagonistic
Relationship Reason: Shipping/Rooster Teeth refuses to tell a good story. They have nothing in common outside of stopping salem and both have personalities that would antagonize each other. Once they leave that honey moon phase Blakes getting a fractured skull.
Korrasami
Korra:
- Arrogant,
- Short tempered
- Never takes responsibilities for actions going so far as to bitch when people are mad she crashed a blimp in the desert
- Is unable to keep a relationship
- Emotionally unstable
- Does not consider that things hold value to other people and will destroy themI.E. destroying an air temple training facility cause she was frustrated
- Is never corrected or punished for her actions by anyone who isn't a villain,
- Will use people to reach a goal,
- Steals asami's boyfriend
- Effectively causes an apocalypse for the spirit world because she knows better than everyone else
- The only reason she isn't the villain is because the universe warps to make her right.
Assami:
- Doesn't have a personality past spoiled rich brat who feels her father didn't spend enough time with her.
- She is literally dating the women who stole her boyfriend if that isn't some sign that she's got every screw loose I don't know what is.
Relationship reason: The only people who watched Korra was Tmblr and they wanted to do something to flip nick off for not understanding the shows genius. The only thing in common is their previous boyfriend. Korra is incredibly toxic person. While I don't think Asami will get the Aman treatment Korra did bring her to the spirit world, a world that was so dangerous to humans that they had to live on gods and be granted bending to stand a chance, after letting it get torn apart and will likely get her killed by taking her somewhere Asami couldn't handle.
Bubbline.
So I'll admit that I never really cared to watch adventure time but I know it's a more comedic show that you shouldn't read to deep into since most things are played for jokes, even though the internet seems to think otherwise.
Bubble Gum;
- Has committed war crimes
- Made her people retarded so they are easier to control,
- Made her family retarded
- Has no qualms kidnapping and killing her own citizens
- Spies on everyone
- Has tried to cripple other kingdoms she's deemed as a threat going so far as to starve the fire kingdom
- Constantly threw a kid at huge problems he was ill equipped for.
Marceline:
- Will sick wolves on people for fun
- Doesn't care when her friends are dying/being killed in front of her
- Held a grudge with her adoptive father over fries not that he's a monster both literally and metaphorically but because of the fries,
- Has an issue with becoming subservient to an abuser (one episode is dedicated to her ex walking over her and only reaching a breaking point when he does an extreme action but also shows if that breaking point did not occur she would become completely subservient.
- Has become subservient to bubblegum ditching her personality willingly in a special
- Doesn't really have an issue killing people
- Will steal peoples property because she believes she owns it
- Will lose her temper suddenly and violently lash out
Relationship Reason: partially fandom, partially because Pendleton Ward is one of the people that brought us this terrible age of cartoons and he wanted Fin to be eternally cucked. The two have the most in common out of all these realtionships. They both are psychopaths but Marceline doesn't have a backbone in relationships and Bubblegum is going to control her life and may just retar.d her after marceline gets a little too mouthy, she's done it to family before.
To reiterate my point each person in these relationships are horrible people and the relationship either has nothing to keep it together or is inherently toxic due to the personalities of the characters.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk about why every lesbain cartoon couple was designed by the alt-right to make women avoid becoming lesbians. I know have to question what the hell I have done with my life and why I know so much about fictional characters from shows I disliked.
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