Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

northstar747 said:
Lets be honest his lawyer is taking his spine, his house, his car, I am sure lowtax offered him logan but he passed on that.

also lowtax being older with bad health drinking issues RX abuse a love of benzo's and a shit back shouldnt his dick not be able to work like wouldnt logan "riding him" just fuck his shit up.
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With benzos and opiates I'm surprised his dick works.
 
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GoofTroop70 said:
Bogan called someone a cunt in GBS for not immediately kissing her ass and Lowtax logged in for the first time in months to white knight her. LMAO.

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I wonder if she was hysterically screaming in anger over the light burn resulting in a Low T interaction or if she went over to a drugged at Lowtax and asked him to back her up.
 
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His spine got fucked up from boxing an elderly movie director, right? :story: A fiction writer would be hard-pressed to come up with a dumber reason to ruin your health.
 
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sperginity said:
His spine got fucked up from boxing an elderly movie director, right? :story: A fiction writer would be hard-pressed to come up with a dumber reason to ruin your health.
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His spine got fucked up because he's living la vida goon & he's a pillhead to boot. Inactivity from general goon life stye + pills making him pass out in odd spine-stressing angles. Combo with the general nutrient uptake issues pillheads usually have, and what you get is a recipe for Richard faking a condition to drive donations, while also using it as a cover for pill seeking.
Its win-win!
 
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I ve had some medical issues that inclused needing to be turned every few hours. and still getting bed sores. If you just lay around and especially if your in a pill induced stooper and not turning or shifting your weight yeah its gonna get worse.

Not to mention richard never mentions PT which would do him some fucking good. Fuck he should fundraise for that.

But richard doesnt excerise, I m surprised he never really had obisety issues fuck look at him and ashely's wedding photos.

Look at him now.

yeah thats drugs.
 
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northstar747 said:
I ve had some medical issues that inclused needing to be turned every few hours. and still getting bed sores. If you just lay around and especially if your in a pill induced stooper and not turning or shifting your weight yeah its gonna get worse.

Not to mention richard never mentions PT which would do him some fucking good. Fuck he should fundraise for that.

But richard doesnt excerise, I m surprised he never really had obisety issues fuck look at him and ashely's wedding photos.

Look at him now.

yeah thats drugs.
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And goldbelly.
 
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dance dance if you want said:
And goldbelly.
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The last time he did his back in, he was still with MapleWife, and bitching because weeks before the Doc told him to change diet and MapleWife was actually like...trying to encourage him to actually *follow* the doctors advice as decent partners might do. Of course he didn't and laughed at her for giving a shit, then poof - spine disc grind to dust.

Also is Logans FB post a hint that she's getting bored of riding semi-comatose dick and dealing with the drug-fueled mood swings?
 
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