DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

Status
Not open for further replies.
Not to be a downer, but I've been watching phil longer than 99% of the people here. This is the most money I've ever seen him making, man is getting near 300-400$ a day, with today looking like it might be closer to 600 to 700$. Combine that with his victorious bankruptcy. Think the fat boy finally won. least as far as he can with his life.
If you call being a shut in who just declared bankruptcy, still hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, in a loveless marriage, dancing for 6 days a week on stream for wheelchairs, and wasting any money for a retirement on wrestling pixels a winner then Phil is not just a winner, he won the lottery.
 
If you call being a shut in who just declared bankruptcy, still hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, in a loveless marriage, dancing for 6 days a week on stream for wheelchairs, and wasting any money for a retirement on wrestling pixels a winner then Phil is not just a winner, he won the lottery.

yeah I do call it that. I don't like this whole "YEAH PHIL MAYBE MAKING THOUSANDS A WEEK BUT HE'S STILL A LOSER SHUT IN"

I don't care. Phil chose this game, and by the rules of his game, he's winning. He's making a shit ton of money with out having to work a day in his life. That's what he wants, and he seems perfectly fine throwing away everything else to do that.

don't take this as some call to arms about how "we" have to stop him. I'm just saying, been watching phil for near 11 years and he's doin' better than I've ever seen. what a blessed life that man leads.
 
yeah I do call it that. I don't like this whole "YEAH PHIL MAYBE MAKING THOUSANDS A WEEK BUT HE'S STILL A LOSER SHUT IN"

I don't care. Phil chose this game, and by the rules of his game, he's winning. He's making a shit ton of money with out having to work a day in his life. That's what he wants, and he seems perfectly fine throwing away everything else to do that.

don't take this as some call to arms about how "we" have to stop him. I'm just saying, been watching phil for near 11 years and he's doin' better than I've ever seen. what a blessed life that man leads.
It won’t last forever unless you honestly are going to tell me he will be 70 years old still putting on the vest and gunnar glasses. He lives a lifestyle where he needs $100k+ a year and he has zero savings. He hasn’t worked a real job since he was in his 20s and once streaming falls under for him he is completely fucked. Just because you have blue balls from his end not happening sooner doesn’t mean that each day isn’t a day where he is digging himself into a deeper hole in the long run. Always remember lolcows are mean to be laughed at.
 
It won’t last forever unless you honestly are going to tell me he will be 70 years old still putting on the vest and gunnar glasses. He lives a lifestyle where he needs $100k+ a year and he has zero savings. He hasn’t worked a real job since he was in his 20s and once streaming falls under for him he is completely fucked. Just because you have blue balls from his end not happening sooner doesn’t mean that each day isn’t a day where he isn’t digging himself into a deeper hole in the long run. Always remember lolcows are mean to be laughed at.

I don't want him to fail exactly. I'm not sitting here waiting for the day Phil has to leave twitch and is gone forever. Lolcows are meant to be laughed at, but for the first time in a long time, there's really nothing funny here. That's my point. As for phil sitting here at 70 years old with a vest and gunnar glasses, after everything that's happened this year, you really gonna sit there and tell me you can't see that happening?

at this rate Null will be arrested for terrorism and Kiwifarms will be shut down before Phil even thinks about having to get a job. man truly is the king.
 
Not to be a downer, but I've been watching phil longer than 99% of the people here. This is the most money I've ever seen him making, man is getting near 300-400$ a day, with today looking like it might be closer to 600 to 700$. Combine that with his victorious bankruptcy. Think the fat boy finally won. least as far as he can with his life.

Combine that with the whole culture of "NO YOU CAN'T HARASS PHIL, HE'LL FAIL ON HIS OWN" that Nigel brought up, and yeah. Fat boys sittin' pretty.
To be honest, the reason DSP is still around (and not working at fast food in a section eight) is because of fags doing gay-ops (like swatting or pretending to be a big company that liked his Kahntent) on him in hopes he'd flee the internet like some kind of proto Allison Rapp. The Sons of Kojima devolving into a monstrosity because their leader wanted bigger and badder gay-ops didn't help. The obese layabout without the deranged autism of his hatedom would eventually do something as dumb as fapping on stream, trainwreck, and be more irrelevant than Tonkasaw.

But that's just me wanting to be optimistic. Pignosis awakens psychotic levels of autism in people.
 
To be honest, the reason DSP is still around (and not working at fast food in a section 8) is because of fags doing gay-ops (like swatting or pretending to be a big company that liked his Kahntent) on him in hopes he'd flee the internet like some kind of proto Allison Rapp. The Sons of Kojima devolving into a monstrosity because their leader wanted bigger and badder gay-ops didn't help. The obese layabout without the deranged autism of his hatedom would eventually do something as dumb as fapping on stream, trainwreck, and be more irrelevant than Tonkasaw.

But that's just me wanting to be optimistic, and thinking pignosis awakens psychotic levels of autism in people.

I don't know honestly. I think with out the detractors he'd still be making livable money, not as much as he is now, but still livable. I also thinks this whole culture of "you can't fuck with phil in anyway shape or form. he'll fail on his own" is pretty obviously untrue.

now I'm not saying we should plan out detailed attack strategies or anything. but many many people have said "wow I wish Phil had to deal with real trolling like wings"

and yeah I'd watch that. I wouldn't participate or help in anyway, but I think that'd be far more interesting at the very least. like I don't care if it results in phil getting more money, just give me something to laugh at.
 
It won’t last forever unless you honestly are going to tell me he will be 70 years old still putting on the vest and gunnar glasses.
I expect this streaming trend will suddenly die one day in the next few years, similar to Youtube where everyone will instantly make like half the money they do now and Phil isn't successful enough to overcome that. Or Phil will just get banned one day due to something we never considered because he technically does break Twitch TOS numerous ways every day.

Who knows with Phil, though. He legit has a bugged luck stat that's carried him this far.
 
I don't want him to fail exactly. I'm not sitting here waiting for the day Phil has to leave twitch and is gone forever. Lolcows are meant to be laughed at, but for the first time in a long time, there's really nothing funny here. That's my point. As for phil sitting here at 70 years old with a vest and gunnar glasses, after everything that's happened this year, you really gonna sit there and tell me you can't see that happening?

at this rate Null will be arrested for terrorism and Kiwifarms will be shut down before Phil even thinks about having to get a job. man truly is the king.
I agree wholeheartedly. Following Phil is just not fun anymore. Yeah, he's still a loser and a beggar. But pretty much all things that have been lately happening related to him have been positive.

The negative ones, like the fact that he's spent thousands in a gacha while crying poor, just pass through as if it doesn't matter.

He faces no consequences for his bad decisions. Have more than a dozen credit cards and spend money you don't have? Debt discharged.

Lie in your bankruptcy forms and propose to talk behind the scenes with a supposed creditor? Chapter 7 approved without having to sell anything.

Say you'd slap the shit out of a little girl and call her a bitch on stream? Suspended for a few days.

Say that a viewer can jump off a cliff? Pressure viewers into donating money to you? And all other times in which he blatantly broke twitch's TOS. Doesn't matter, nothing happens.

It's like watching a badly written movie with a Gary Stu protagonist, except instead of the protagonist being cool and handsome, he's a a fat, old and greasy beggar.

I believe I'll only get interested in following Phil closely again if either one of these two things happens:

1. A person with a large following gets outraged with him and goes after him, asking for his head to twitch. Highly unlikely, since he keeps a low profile.
2. Divorce. Unlike many people here, I don't think this is very likely. I believe Khet is as immoral and unscrupulous as Phil, so they're a match made in hell and will probably not part ways any time soon.

So yeah. Unless we losing interest in him makes his fans also disinterested in him, he won. For the time being, at least. I find it hard to believe that he'll be 50 years old and still streaming full time, but who knows.
 
Say you'd slap the shit out of a little girl and call her a bitch on stream? Suspended for a few days.

1. A person with a large following gets outraged with him and goes after him, asking for his head to twitch. Highly unlikely, since he keeps a low profile.

He didn't get banned for that from what I recall. As for the other point, already happened with Ninja kind of. Thirdeyethethird sent Ninja a clip of Phil talking shit and Ninja did respond to it. Nothing happened other than phil shitting his pants for one prestream.

I also don't consider the whole spending thousands on Gacha to be negative. I mean, it's his money. If that's what he wants to do, he can do it. He clearly enjoys it, despite how stupid it is.

I'm glad you at least see my point. seems like if I don't just "phil may be getting hundreds and discharged almost all his debt b-but surely he's still going to fail...." people get mad.
 
Not interested in the moment. Currently doxing Twitch deer boy cult. With them I see people closing accounts, flat out nuke their social networks or removal of family from their Facebook.
When I dox Phil's paypigs nothing happens because people are exceptional about protecting Phil so there's really very little laughs to be had.

Ignore what I said here, I am very clearly retarded and cannot help myself.
Here is his new whale Ethan Cervelli.
 
He didn't get banned for that from what I recall. As for the other point, already happened with Ninja kind of. Thirdeyethethird sent Ninja a clip of Phil talking shit and Ninja did respond to it. Nothing happened other than phil shitting his pants for one prestream.

I also don't consider the whole spending thousands on Gacha to be negative. I mean, it's his money. If that's what he wants to do, he can do it. He clearly enjoys it, despite how stupid it is.

I'm glad you at least see my point. seems like if I don't just "phil may be getting hundreds and discharged almost all his debt b-but surely he's still going to fail...." people get mad.

I thought he did get suspended for it. But well, if he didn't that's even worse.

And the problem with the gacha is that it's proof that he cried poor to his viewers whilst spending money with frivolous crap. If I helped someone with money and then found out they were spending it with virtual collectibles, I'd be pretty fucking mad.
 
Ignore what I said here, I am very clearly exceptional and cannot help myself.
Here is his new whale Ethan Cervelli.

This pathetic dipshit was not, based on his tip message, even recognized by Phil (duh), and his memory jogging attempt was about how he cheered a bunch a few months ago.

Literally paid $520 to first not be remembered and then only be remembered as a solid open wallet. Parents must be proud.

Solid work as usual @Nigel of Ukip :semperfidelis:
 
I thought he did get suspended for it. But well, if he didn't that's even worse.

And the problem with the gacha is that it's proof that he cried poor to his viewers whilst spending money with frivolous crap. If I helped someone with money and then found out they were spending it with virtual collectibles, I'd be pretty fucking mad.

I only recall him getting banned for the bluebeard comment and even then he managed to talk the ban down from like, 2 weeks to 4 days. and yeah it absolutely is proof. but his fans don't care.
 
That's depressing, a special ed kid either still in or fresh out of high school dropped $520 to a wealthy fat monkey clown who didn't even give him the time of day in spite of all the things a kid with no responsibilities can do with that kind of money. DSP won't even feel bad that he took some tards life savings either. Dude's officially hit e-thot levels of being ethically dubious in relation to paypigs.
 
It won’t last forever unless you honestly are going to tell me he will be 70 years old still putting on the vest and gunnar glasses. He lives a lifestyle where he needs $100k+ a year and he has zero savings. He hasn’t worked a real job since he was in his 20s and once streaming falls under for him he is completely fucked. Just because you have blue balls from his end not happening sooner doesn’t mean that each day isn’t a day where he is digging himself into a deeper hole in the long run. Always remember lolcows are mean to be laughed at.
How is some sped giving Phil $500 today "digging him a bigger hole"? He already got dug out of most of his real debt by the government.

The "hasn't worked a real job since his 20s"---no shit, and he's still making $120,000 a year at a time with 20% unemployment.

Phil never experiences repercussions for his actions. Watching people throw money at him and him babble endlessly gets boring. I agree that lolcows are meant to be laughed at---watching Phil gets bailed out and meme about he's unkillable isn't exactly funny. I don't blame people for tuning out eventually rather than watch the same old shit.
 
Ignore what I said here, I am very clearly exceptional and cannot help myself.
Here is his new whale Ethan Cervelli.

From his Instagram:

ethancervelli_ mental illness.PNG


You don't say...
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back