Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Dax self-censors for the same reason he will never show his face in this thread: he's a fucking coward.
The simp fears the kiwi

I think you're right on the money. Even the gunt had enough guts to fling shit for a while until he slipped into a bourbon and benzo coma.

Congrats dick, you've got less balls than Ethan Ralph.
 
Is 'poingance' a code word for f-slur? What poingancy is this?
I googled the word poingance and the results were... interesting.

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Is Dax Herrera coming out as a famous homosexual commie?
 
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Seems you guys missed a couple of tweets.
Happy to help.

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"Shitting up the good stuff."

Dax, that's not how this works. That's not how any of this works. You obviously know this, seeing as you keep obsessively reading your own thread like the insecure cow that you are.
 
I feel like there's a lot Marie isn't telling Dax...
Keep pulling that thread like a good detective.

Also, on that note: while I doubt Asterios would ever post on the farms, his girlfriend Srirancha absolutely would. Perhaps if we're really lucky, Cuckmas will come early this year and Asterios will utilize Srirancha as a kind of a moral proxy, allowing her to post all of the embarassing behind-the-scenes details Asterios is too nice / sober to divulge himself.
 
It's proof that she's a "hula girl" (note the quotes on the fb post)



Here's another, friend

Ah yes a "hula girl" meaning she is Hulagirl86, who is a camwhore. And there is proof of both these things.... where exactly?

And he's literally not wrong. Most threads on here are on form of hogbox or another. Some threads manage to be multiple hugboxes at the same time.

Is rhinoplasty really that common among coastites?

We GET it. You don't want us to know you killed Jesus.

I genuinely think it is, and uh, your second comment isn't altogether wrong for the reasoning either. As a wise man once said "with great big Khazar milkers come great big noses."
 
Also, on that note: while I doubt Asterios would ever post on the farms, his girlfriend Srirancha absolutely would. Perhaps if we're really lucky, Cuckmas will come early this year and Asterios will utilize Srirancha as a kind of a moral proxy, allowing her to post all of the embarassing behind-the-scenes details Asterios is too nice / sober to divulge himself.

Funny you should mention that.

Ah yes a "hula girl" meaning she is Hulagirl86, who is a camwhore. And there is proof of both these things.... where exactly?

Apparently this screenshot:

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is what got Dick pissed off at Asterios over. So the proof would be in the pudding on that one, so to speak. Much like how his reaction to all of this nonsense was what really fucked him.

Though, admittedly that wasn't a thorough search, and there could be links or sources I'm unaware of that someone like @George Cuckzunian , who's been paying attention to all this as it's been happening over the years, might have handy.
 
Funny you should mention that.



Apparently this screenshot:

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is what got Dick pissed off at Asterios over. So the proof would be in the pudding on that one, so to speak. Much like how his reaction to all of this nonsense was what really fucked him.

Though, admittedly that wasn't a thorough search, and there could be links or sources I'm unaware of that someone like @George Cuckzunian , who's been paying attention to all this as it's been happening over the years, might have handy.

So Maddox showed these to Asterios AND Jessie, because I'm pretty certain that was almost word perfect Jessie's description? And I'm pretty sure their breakup was actually over Asterious being a gossip about Dax's IRL life to random people multiple times.
 
Fake news, Dick got mad at Asterios because someone told Dick that Asterios was blabbing at a fan meetup.

Very likely blabbing about the "throuple," which is funny.

Sure, but I have to ask - where's the proof of that? I heard that on his show when the stuff was coming out, and afaik there's no receipts showing that that was the case.

It's a sketchy screenshot, and like I said I just kinda went with it, but the alternative is believing Dick's version of events.

And now that I think about it, I remember him mentioning someone sending a screenshot or text or something like that in the episode he went over it. Though I'd have to comb through hours of TDS to find it.

So Maddox showed these to George AND Jessie, because I'm pretty certain that was almost word perfect Jessie's description? And I'm pretty sure their breakup was actually over Asterious being a gossip about Dax's IRL life to random people multiple times.

Like I said, it wasn't a thorough search. I do vaguely remember there being some kind of evidence for the claim that came out at the time, but unless you were there for it and caught it I'm sure it's gone and buried by now.

Shame that nobody noticed that Dax had the proclivity for outright erasing shit that embarrassed him sometime before the dam broke on his autism. That said, it really doesn't matter if ol' Leatherface was a camgirl or not, personally I've always thought it more embarrassing that he's so proud of taking Maddox's sloppy seconds even before the simpspiracy shitshow. Now, knowing what she looks like, it's fucking hilarious on top of embarrassing.
 
Apparently her hulagirl email might be in the paperwork of a lawsuit. Probably the restraining order thing. Worth looking into I guess

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So kind of the guy who has a massive axe to grind and hates Dick with a passion to know of this information and not use it, but to leave it for us poor goss-peasants to gather and feed ourselves with.
Alternatively he's making shit up.
 
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I'll bite.

Let's say he is, where would he pluck the name "Hulagirl86" from? Just out of the blue?

If it shows up in a court document, I'd imagine that'd be rather difficult to fake if you were to find it at the source.
I have no idea.

Look, it might well be all true, but I haven't seen an iota of evidence. Her mother supposedly referring to her as a "hula girl" isn't proof of jack shit. And considering how long this rumor has been around and how many people are heavily invested in fucking with Dax, I find it pretty telling there's still fuck all truth.
 
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Apparently her hulagirl email might be in the paperwork of a lawsuit. Probably the restraining order thing. Worth looking into I guess

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Big if true.
Here's the link to the court papers in case Dick nukes lolsuit.com:

Also, this is probably already in the thread, but if anyone doesn't want to dig through 100 pages to find the JLH Medium article, I just came across its archive link on Google: https://archive.li/Glk25
 
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