Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

Rinny. said:
you mean this?
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Fuck man, this is DISGUSTING! but thanks for the contribution :)
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2 little watery squirts is all he can manage? That faggot has NO testosterone left in his body. No wonder he bottoms to the point his asshole looks like a blown seal around the hose of an industrial wet-dry vac.

Are prolapse pics next to emerge from the den of fast food overconsumption and ultra-gay sickfuckery?

Considering how quickly things went from "no lewds no nudes" to "here's my burrito cock and dirty asshole" to "here's me eating ass and getting jackhammered" I'd say it's a pretty fair guess.
 
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Rinny. said:
I feel like his lips aren't even the problem really, its kind of a mix of everything on his face that just doesn't do him favors I guess. Its easy to mock him with the extra weight but im just gonna try to be fair here and criticize it BEFORE he blew up

-ugly nose
-VERY weak/small chin/jawline
-something about his eye shape is weird/unflattering, especially when he's CRYINGGGG
-large teethy gopher smile
-the hairstyle he does with the massive widows peak only emphasizes how top-heavy the shape of his head is

I didn't actually notice this before but prior to him being average and above weight - he had a rather ratty face, huh? The nose becomes more noticeable and theres not as much fat to cushion the large smile.
I don't know, what i'm trying to say is he was just never imho attractive unless you like that kind of super fragile emasculating kind- I wouldn't know what a gay dude likes because I'm not gay so
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The actual shape of his eye isn't too bad, but he has small irises so he's got that crazy shark eye look, which is fitting since he's a fucking nut case
his cheekbones are really low and puffy, so his head is literally egg shaped

i would argue his lips were his best feature, which isn't saying much, but Niko lost the genetic lottery
 
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teat said:
The actual shape of his eye isn't too bad, but he has small irises so he's got that crazy shark eye look, which is fitting since he's a fucking nut case
his cheekbones are really low and puffy, so his head is literally egg shaped

i would argue his lips were his best feature, which isn't saying much, but Niko lost the genetic lottery
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I think it's that his cheekbones are crazy wide and he has no jawline/chin to balance it out. (Bulimia cheeks?) Some people's face shapes really don't handle extra weight well, and he's one of them. I don't think he was bad-looking when he was skinny, but being 300+ distorts his facial features to something grotesque.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
2 little watery squirts is all he can manage? That faggot has NO testosterone left in his body. No wonder he bottoms to the point his asshole looks like a blown seal around the hose of an industrial wet-dry vac.

Are prolapse pics next to emerge from the den of fast food overconsumption and ultra-gay sickfuckery?

Considering how quickly things went from "no lewds no nudes" to "here's my burrito cock and dirty asshole" to "here's me eating ass and getting jackhammered" I'd say it's a pretty fair guess.
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So are we expecting him to be the next Goatse guy?
 
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raritycunt said:
The empty suitcase in the backseat was a nice touch, along with him just sitting in the car probably still in their apartment parking lot

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So this must be the 'French Fry' thing Deigo was babbling about and how everyone believed Nico etc. Nah, the whole thing sounds like one more click-bait fake drama to plump up their jewgold collection for the month. Good GodBear what a shitty actor he is.
 
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vector3 said:
Every time I click one of Nik's (or Orlin's) videos, there's a pinned comment that links to another video that will 'explain' the situation. And it just links and loops all over the place, across multiple channels. Nik and Orlin have together created a never-ending chain of bullshit drama that will sustain them until the end days.
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Yeah like on Orlins video, “CLICK THIS VIDEO TO SEE WHY IM UPSET”, no thanks dude.

in his newest video at 3:30 he throws his tray of food and the bowl full of cheese hits him in the head which is pretty funny.
 
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Sir Benfro said:
I'm new to kiwifarms but someone over on lolcow posted another of his videos, sorry (but also not sorry?) that it's not embedded here. Spoilers obviously. https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/361206.html#q976577
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Some of those replies over there are hilarious. I especially liked" It's like watching a sea lion get fucked by Super Mario" plus " Sad to see that Orlin is almost a c cup, I didn't think he had gotten so big."

Rodrigo's 24? year old body makes middle aged guys with Dad bods look fucking ripped. How he manages to look like a 65 year old Meditteranean dude who's seen too much sun and too many gyros is astounding!!
 
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raritycunt said:
The empty suitcase in the backseat was a nice touch, along with him just sitting in the car probably still in their apartment parking lot

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his breathing sounds very constricted.="lets hope its the 'rona"

but im just going to avoid nick from now on its just clickbait and fake drama.
and it really lost its shine. you can only fake cry for the camera so much before it gets old.
at least with our gorls you know they are really on the verge of death and they show it.

I cant stand Orlin he's cant lie for shit and everything devolves around antagonising nick because if he doesn't nobody would even remotely care about him. which comes as no surprise because he has the character of a sack of french-fries with a disgusting adolescent floss mustache.

they are laughing all the way to the bank, at least if they ever make it there before succombing to cholesterol induced heart attacks
 
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