Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Toast Sandwich]

Wasn't able to find the full Wauterboi leaks, but I do have these

The dynamic between Dax and Marie might be the most interesting part of this. It's texts like these that confirm that Marie is a very "intense" person, to put it lightly, and that her neurotic personality is the driving force behind a lot of the drama that's gone on in the past years with all these people. It's not either of the men in this drama who were ever really the driving force. It was all at the whim of this nutty chick.

I don't know what's more funny, the idea that Dax himself is personally hunched over a screen with eyes glued to his own thread, or the equally likely situation that Marie is watching the thread like a hawk and constantly prodding him about it. Grow a backbone, Dax. Don't let yourself be so cucked to your crazy live-in girlfriend. If you're going stir-crazy because of the lockdown then go do some gardening. Your yard could use it.

 

[porsalin5]

Big if true.
Here's the link to the court papers in case Dick nukes lolsuit.com:

https://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/nyscef/DocumentList?docketId=PntjOeTKYu3Vr6xxfr3NJw%3D%3D&display=all

Also, this is probably already in the thread, but if anyone doesn't want to dig through 100 pages to find the JLH Medium article, I just came across its archive link on Google: https://archive.md/Glk25

It's redacted in those documents.
Edit: This e-mail is a shining example of the kind of people that are/were fans of Dick and Maddox.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Some hulagirl email in the courts docs doesn't even matter what matters is some concrete proof like pictures Maddox supposedly keeps on his computer and only shows his friends in some weird group wank session.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

some weird group wank session.

There is nobody less funny than Shannon Gaines. Don't be the guy who repeats jokes from the least funniest man alive.

Edit: Looks like we've got some GatorGamer fanboys in the thread. Shannon will be happy.

 

[AnOminous]

It's redacted in those documents.
Edit: This e-mail is a shining example of the kind of people that are/were fans of Dick and Maddox.
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I don't know about the email address.

But there's this

https://teachers.io/MValenzuela/classes/valor-academy-2016-2017/5th-writing

5th Writing, Valor Academy 2016-2017 - Marie Valenzuela

archived 22 May 2020 01:30:43 UTC

archive.vn

So the name is at least consistent, although I don't know what was known about it already.

 

[he's drinking bacardi 151]

I don't know about the email address.

But there's this

https://teachers.io/MValenzuela/classes/valor-academy-2016-2017/5th-writing

5th Writing, Valor Academy 2016-2017 - Marie Valenzuela

archived 22 May 2020 01:30:43 UTC

archive.vn

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So the name is at least consistent, although I don't know what was known about it already.

Her name became public during the LOLsuit when Maddox/Landau re-filed a paper and forgot to redact all of the info on it. Dick talked about it on the show. I'm sure it's floating around somewhere.

 

[Pissmaster]

Around the 2:12:00 mark on this week's show, a caller called in pointing out how that kickboxer from a couple of weeks ago's advice was shitty and just attracts broken girls. Dick mocked the caller, implying he's some kind of puritanical holier-than-thou type.

Man, I don't think anyone liked that kickboxer guy but Dick. Nothing he said could realistically hold up unless he just happens to only find girls that don't know Google exists. He wasn't the worst guest ever, but I'll probably just skip any future episodes he's on.

 

[The Beer Padawan]

Come on Dick, i thought you were better than this.

You're actually hitting the lolcow bingo now:

"KF is a bunch of no-lifers with nothing better to do"
"They're obsessed with e-celebs (me)"

All the salt being spewed just lends credence to the trollshielding theory.

This is making me sad.

 

[Popper Whiting]

So kind of the guy who has a massive axe to grind and hates Dick with a passion to know of this information and not use it, but to leave it for us poor goss-peasants to gather and feed ourselves with.
Alternatively he's making shit up.

I agree, breadcrumbing is faggotry, either play your card and show rather than hint. If you have got something show it with proof, otherwise you end up looking like a bigger fool than the person you're trying to dump on.

Come on Dick, i thought you were better than this.

You're actually hitting the lolcow bingo now:

"KF is a bunch of no-lifers with nothing better to do"
"They're obsessed with e-celebs (me)"

All the salt being spewed just lends credence to the trollshielding theory.

This is making me sad.

I suspect that too much alcohol and other recreationals are currently having a negative effect. He's not landing his jokes, he's getting assblasted about posters on Kiwifarms, tweeting about it like a cow and is biting way too hard at any bait people throw in front of him. His downtime habits are hampering his online ones. Best course of action would probably be just go somewhere, dry out for a couple of weeks and not mention the thread. It will get boring, maybe bumped by a couple of Dick alogs once or twice and then promptly forgotten about.

 

[rhinoplasty]

Apparently her hulagirl email might be in the paperwork of a lawsuit. Probably the restraining order thing. Worth looking into I guess

https://twitter.com/TheNWord/status/1263625408878194689?s=20

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hulagirl86 on gmail has an alternate email m••••@hotmail.com so that fits

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

[Already posted but re-posting for completion sake]
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[The fun part - Seething]
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He's not mad guys! Not at all! Promise!

Here we see Maddax get even angrier when people post this. No evidence except a username that’s rumored to be your girlfriend’s asking about medication that would align with her supposed mental illness...that managed to get scrubbed like many other instances of hulagirl86 and was found on an archive.

I doubt Jesse has shit but as I mentioned before, it’s a guarantee some autistic fan of his has this information. The deeper we dig, the more assmad Maddax gets, including a “subtle” hint to Dear Feeder. All totally signs of a homecoming king turbochad who is totally laughing and not a drunken lolcow pissed that the autists at Kiwi Farms may have found a couple loose threads worth pulling to see what unravels.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Funny you should mention that.



Apparently this screenshot:

is what got Dick pissed off at Asterios over. So the proof would be in the pudding on that one, so to speak. Much like how his reaction to all of this nonsense was what really fucked him.

Though, admittedly that wasn't a thorough search, and there could be links or sources I'm unaware of that someone like @George Cuckzunian , who's been paying attention to all this as it's been happening over the years, might have handy.

I dunno what to make of it but I am familair. Dick changed the story from "Asterios was telling stories I didn't like about muh private life" then it was "He shared stuff I was sent in email showing Asterios was talking about me" then it was "I was never mad he was talking about my human meat shield, I was mad cause he asked me for money" Dicks story has never made sense and when Asterios after a long hiatus agreed to go on the show and talk about it, Dick pussied out and kept playing home comming king to his hugbox. Anyone know what Asterios says on it?

I doubt the picture is faked, but there is little we can see that confirms that message is from the real Asterios. However Maddox durring the #SlimeTime stuff specifically mentioned that he knew a girl that was bent over enjoying that bed sheet when she was much younger. Came off as dumb but now clicking some of this together it seems like Maddox was trying to drop hints.

Mad-Dax screwed up by saying Marie Valenzuela never went by HulaGirl86 ever. Now it looks like there is something to hide and even proving the screen name and her are linked shows they are trying to hide shit.

Ya know what Mad Dax, if you are so confident that these pictures and all of this is non existant, why don't you have your lawyers draw up an agreement to give Maddox permission to share the pictures you claim do not exist and free him of all legal obligation for releasing these pictures. If its faked, shooped, or whatever laugh at him. If Maddox releases nudes that are not related to this drama, have the contract stipulate he can be sued for revenge porn or something. Settle this once and for all. Maddox hates you enough that if he has the goods he'll drop him if he knows there will be no legal consequences and if Marie Valenzuela and Dax Herrera are so confident these don't exist they should have no issue with it.

Or if anyone knows the specific cam whoring site tell me what it is and I can see if I can grab an archive. No guarantee but its worth a shot.

as of right now, we have an email that maybe links to Marie Valenzuela, we have a common username that has been mostly scrubbed off the internet, we have a suspected list of perscriptions that match up with the mental illnesses Marie Valenzuela has. It points to someone with the name scrubbing their history but that could be for any reason. Dax denying the user name is real just makes it more suspicious.

Any way to find info on Marie Valenzuela DUI? I know JLH definately has a DUI in New Mexico

 

[he's drinking bacardi 151]

Imagine being Marie's mom.
>Daughter meets a nice boy from Utah
>They fall in love, he becomes a part of the family
>They move to LA, a bittersweet moment, but at least Marie has George



>Things are lonely
>The treasured visits to Marie and George in the new home they are building together keeps you going though



>Marie sure is taking a lot of vitamins
>Notice a broken door when getting ready to go home
>George humorously explains how he fell and it broke, that's why he has so many bruises
>Get home, reflect on the blessings in your life
>Thank God for Marie, for George, and for Hula



>10 years later Marie is shacking up with George's alcoholic ex-radio cohost and is being forced into doing threesomes with some married woman

It's been a long road, getting from there to here

 

[GearProject20]

Imagine being Marie's mom.
>Daughter meets a nice boy from Utah
>They fall in love, he becomes a part of the family
>They move to LA, a bittersweet moment, but at least Marie has George

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>Things are lonely
>The treasured visits to Marie and George in the new home they are building together keeps you going though

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>Marie sure is taking a lot of vitamins
>Notice a broken door when getting ready to go home
>George humorously explains how he fell and it broke, that's why he has so many bruises
>Get home, reflect on the blessings in your life
>Thank God for Marie, for George, and for Hula

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>10 years later Marie is shacking up with George's alcoholic ex-radio cohost and is being forced into doing threesomes with some married woman

It's been a long road, getting from there to here

Oh, this is just brutal. Really puts everything into perspective.

 

[RoobyRoobyRoo]

otherwise you end up looking like a bigger fool than the person you're trying to dump on.

Well, this is Jesse we're talking about here.

 

[ddlloo]

Imagine being Marie's mom.
>Daughter meets a nice boy from Utah
>They fall in love, he becomes a part of the family
>They move to LA, a bittersweet moment, but at least Marie has George

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>Things are lonely
>The treasured visits to Marie and George in the new home they are building together keeps you going though

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>Marie sure is taking a lot of vitamins
>Notice a broken door when getting ready to go home
>George humorously explains how he fell and it broke, that's why he has so many bruises
>Get home, reflect on the blessings in your life
>Thank God for Marie, for George, and for Hula

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>10 years later Marie is shacking up with George's alcoholic ex-radio cohost and is being forced into doing threesomes with some married woman

It's been a long road, getting from there to here

That is an incredibly creepy post.

 

[he's drinking bacardi 151]

Any way to find info on Marie Valenzuela DUI?

Not sure how you'd do that, but if it helps anyone who has that kind of skillset, her full name is Marie Elena Valenzuela according to the filing for the restraining order.

That is an incredibly creepy post.

I started looking for pictures to figure out Marie's cans situation, but I stumbled across the tragic (in retrospect) story laid out by her mom's public facebook posts. What was I supposed to do, not share it? Do you know where you are right now?

To that end, based on the pics I've seen, the cans situation is NOT something to write home about. However, I'm thinking she may have gotten some bolt-ons at some point in addition to her nosejob. You guys be the judge.

Older photos:



Recent photos:

 

[Psicopax]

That is an incredibly creepy post.

Did you hit your head? Where do you think you are?

 

[he's drinking bacardi 151]

Some other musings I jotted during the two hours of heavy drinking and googling of Dax's old lady

>Marie's mom wrote about her trip to LA in greentext using meme tildes on fucking facebook in 2011. That's pretty wild
>Based Traddox honoring his girlfriend's mother
>I sure hope after this daddy dick thinks I'm one of the funny kiwi guys who does research and not one of the attention whores

 

[Sped Xing]

Man, I don't think anyone liked that kickboxer guy but Dick. Nothing he said could realistically hold up unless he just happens to only find girls that don't know Google exists. He wasn't the worst guest ever, but I'll probably just skip any future episodes he's on.

I thought he was hilarious. That's not to say I thought he was likeable, smart, or enviable. Absolutely right that his advice is only a way to get with stupid, broken whores. Consider Maddax' love life and you will see that he doesn't understand that any more than Tate acknowledges it.

"I scream at my ex girlfriends that they're cheating on me" is far more entertaining than "I . . . told my mom. . . that her sister. . . is a bad nurse." That doesn't make the teller cool or someone to emulate.