Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Dick Masterson's act is basically an unironic version of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
https://archive.vn/wip/uXpZQ

 

[Sped Xing]

By all means, bring up leads. As other people have said, pull those threads. I just think it's exceptional to say "case closed" with zilch.

 

[Sped Xing]

What's wrong with being TMZ for e-celebs?

 

[Toast Sandwich]

This dude really wakes up and first thing he does is check his kf thread and then spergs about it on twitter

http://archive.ph/ZogvV

I'm so proud of this community.

 

[Simulacrum]

This dude really wakes up and first thing he does is check his kf thread and then spergs about it on twitter

http://archive.ph/ZogvV

Are there people saying that kiwi farms is not obsessed about e-celebs? Maddax is really bad at name-calling and insults. This is getting embarrassing.

 

[porsalin5]

Hey Dax, how much plastic surgery have you had? You can screenshot this and answer on twitter so someone else can screenshot that and post it in this thread.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

Is he challenging us? Because if he is, he's not going to like the outcome.

Exhibit A
famous last words: “@ KIWI FARMS COME AT ME”

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Are there people saying that kiwi farms is not obsessed about e-celebs? Maddax is really bad at name-calling and insults. This is getting embarrassing.

Another thing: I can't remember, is there anybody who Dax has been obsessed with over the course of his show? I think there was one, and he was an e-celebrity if you could believe it. Damnit what was the guy's name....

 

[MemeGrey]

Another thing: I can't remember, is there anybody who Dax has been obsessed with over the course of his show? I think there was one, and he was an e-celebrity if you could believe it. Damnit what was the guy's name....

Mundane Matt

 

[Kulee Baba]

Who here is white knighting for 80s girl? Is it "simping" to say "you have zero compelling evidence for your claims; come back with something better?" Nothing remotely persuasive about the hulagirl camwhoring allegations has crossed my desk.

And the fact she put up with being cucked proves what a not-catch she is. I'm not defending or attacking her. I want things I can laugh at without a frontal lobotomy.

As I stated clearly I'm the fool who doesn't get what people here are posting. My post was in response to seeing this:

Imagine being Marie's mom.
>Daughter meets a nice boy from Utah
>They fall in love, he becomes a part of the family
>They move to LA, a bittersweet moment, but at least Marie has George

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>Things are lonely
>The treasured visits to Marie and George in the new home they are building together keeps you going though

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>Marie sure is taking a lot of vitamins
>Notice a broken door when getting ready to go home
>George humorously explains how he fell and it broke, that's why he has so many bruises
>Get home, reflect on the blessings in your life
>Thank God for Marie, for George, and for Hula

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>10 years later Marie is shacking up with George's alcoholic ex-radio cohost and is being forced into doing threesomes with some married woman

It's been a long road, getting from there to here

I read this post as pure cattiness, "Ugh look what happened to some dumb hoe I've never met." I just don't think this is interesting material at all. BTW since I'm already "Mad at the Internet" please use the Thumbnail option if your screenshots are obnoxiously fuckhuge.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Mundane Matt

This ain't the Ethan Ralph thread!

 

[Sped Xing]

There is no Dick only Gunt

 

[Garth]

This dude really wakes up and first thing he does is check his kf thread and then spergs about it on twitter

http://archive.ph/ZogvV

It's interesting to see the cope that he seeks/receives has morphed into a sort of motherly guilt trip: "I expect better from @AnOminous", or "Kiwi farms is kinda turning into reset era". It's akin to, "Honey, I'm not mad. I'm disappointed." See Dax, the problem is we don't care what you think of the Farms. We want you to join us here rather than lament from your gilded cage. Perhaps we should compete to see who can get screencapped next.

 

[he's drinking bacardi 151]

This dude really wakes up and first thing he does is check his kf thread and then spergs about it on twitter

http://archive.ph/ZogvV

 

[Guntburglar]

Can we get a redfaced vein bulging Dick Masterson screaming into a mic as an emote?

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Dick: Kiwi Farms are just like Karens.
Also Dick: Hey Null, can you ban the people laughing at me and lock the thread.

 

[Monster]

More revelations from the comedian

archive

 

[Perspicacity]

More revelations from the comedian

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MAKE THEM LOVE ME JANNY JOSH! DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND I WAS FUCKING PROM KING!? I FUCK CHICKS IN A MANSION IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS!

For fuck sakes Dax really needs to get a grip. We've talked about how he's a fake chad who got plastic surgery to look less like a jew. Imagine if people were really putting effort into trolling this guy? I don't even understand what he is melting down about anymore, besides some quick jabs this shit has been over for almost a week. He's really embracing his cow status, imagine if we find the girlfriend really was a camwhore? Also those tweets sound like he actually did have the videos flagged for "offensive language/hate speech", what a turd.

 

[Psicopax]

I have no idea who would ever say that we are not obsessing about Ecelebs. Ralph's thread is over 1k pages. Its sorta what we doooo. I'll take being TMZ. Sure why not. Why would that be a "burn" to anyone here? And who are these people "expecting better"? Expecting anything from a bunch of anon's online on a forum about autistically following exceptional individuals is fucking stupid.

Just take a moment and think if your life was in such pieces that you had to every morning check what some random nobodies said about you and the cope is so real you have to screenshot it and post it on twitter so that people who religiously attach their tongues to your nuts and would never say you did any wrong, can mend your broken ego. Pathetic and coming across as the last dying gasps of desperately flailing old man.

Spoiler: The Key

Is that this is perpetual entertainment for us and i hope you never stop, Dick. Because this is what we do and every time you reply your thread grows 3 pages like some exceptional version of Pinocchio

 

[Unog]

This dude really wakes up and first thing he does is check his kf thread and then spergs about it on twitter

http://archive.ph/ZogvV

This right here is why I said:

That said, it really doesn't matter if ol' Leatherface was a camgirl or not,

Dax, this shit you're doing? It's way, way more embarrassing than your girlfriend being a camwhore. Even more embarrassing than being proud of being in a "relationship" (lol) with the leatherfaced, tranny-lookin ass sloppy seconds of a balding cuck Armenian.