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Hello friends.

I am still new to contributing to the Farms. Please accept my humble offering.
This is Caren White. She is a journalist at the best online publishing platform ever: Medium.com

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Why am I posting about her? Well, she published a few days ago this article titled "Why You Need to Stop Baking Bread" [EDIT: updated with link to archive] in relation to shortages due to COVID-19.
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tl;dr - The Caren cries out as you take the last organic flour from the shelf, "Stop, that organic flour is mine, I was baking bread first!!"

I thought it was topical considering current circumstances. It was funny to read. You can imagine the backlash. The best part is Ms. (((((White)))))'s lack of self-awareness or empathy and just acting like baking was her donut steel original idea. No one is surprised, but thought it would be worth archiving her responses to criticism for teh lulz.

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Ms. (((((White)))))'s preference for organic flour has nothing to do with privilege, she assures you. Her article was just about how disappointing it is that newfound hobbyists are hoarding the flour from needy families. What a saint. What a heroine. :(

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Share your organic flour, you privileged cattle.

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Here we see the Medium blogger in his natural environment. See how he swoops in on a dumpster fire to acquire new readers for his own blog - picking at it like a vulture yet somehow being able to avoid provocation of fellow blogger Ms. (((((White))))).

Here is his article: Why You Need to Start Baking Bread

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The irony is as palpable as yeast is pungent.

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An absolutely baked and breadpilled individual appears. Caren finds an opportunity to show she is morally superior. This behavior continues for a few comment threads.

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I love watching two white women go at it.
It was at this point that I believed this to be satire, but Caren reassures us that it's not:

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Anyway, Caren continues on. Here are her replies to continued criticism.
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I love how the story of how Ms. (((((White))))) gave her very last flour away to her neighbor so that her daughter could have a birthday cake doesn't appear until a few comments into her getting criticized.
I also like her constant screeching of "male privilege" at any poster with a male in their icon.

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Things seem to culminate when readers found another article of Ms. (((((White))))) titled "How I Became a Pandemic Hoarder". No response.

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That is all for now. It was a lot of effort but I hope you got a bit of a lol like I did. I also thought it was interesting because this is NOT the first time I've seen a blogger or article discouraging the public from baking their own bread. Anyone who bakes knows baking is very easy to learn and extremely cost-effective. It's weird that there is a push against home-cooking, but that is my own exceptional observation.

Please let me know how I can better present information to you all in the future.

Peace.
EDIT: Forgot the article link.
 

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Hello friends.

I am still new to contributing to the Farms. Please accept my humble offering.
This is Caren White. She is a journalist at the best online publishing platform ever: Medium.com

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I think this is worth making a new post for....... she fucking deleted the article [her whole account].
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Here are the raws of the comments I took before she deleted her account. Not cropped because she didn't respond to most.
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I remember watching a YouTube video about a streamer who was a NEET, that pisses in a jar and knows martial arts. I can’t find that video. I thought I was subscribed to the guy who made that video. Help me out.

That'd be Lord Genesis: The Omega Male. Probably this video by Dank Net you're thinking of, who's a pretty good channel about exceptional people in my experience.
 
Unsure if she really qualifies as a lolcow, but I do enjoy Deviantart freaks and petty drama, so here's one I've been following lately. [Also I havent really posted so apologies if my formatting sucks]

Nenc-Dermawan-22 has an obsession with roleplaying which doesn't sound too unusual until you do some digging. She's apparently 35 years old and seems to spend every waking moment either roleplaying or begging people to roleplay, and thinks everyone else should too.

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She's also most likely a pedophile, she's currently obsessing over a 15 year old boy and apparently "dated" an underage girl [the comment where she admitted it seems to have been deleted, all I could find was this which is a bit shady in itself]

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She has like 4 of these in her gallery

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The comments on her page are full of weird shit too
 
"Lars"/Larsaparilla/anticistamines is a transtrender from Melbourne, Australia, frequently mocked on r/illnessfakersgonewild for her self-diagnosed EDS and DID, but what's most notable about her is her laundry list of identities, including autigender ("a gender that can only be understood in the context of being autistic" apparently). She's already gained some infamy from being covered by Blaire White and Kalvin Garrah as an example of a transtrender/SJW.

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Of course she claims indigenous heritage, but this bitch is white as snow.

She seems to be taking testosterone too, as evidenced by her pube stache, neckbeard and deepened voice:

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Here's an imgur album of her greatest hits.
 
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Oh. My. God.

It's been two years since the incident and she is still posting about it every other minute. She's an absolute lunatic.

Which raises the question how can an absolute tard unit like that woman become a PhD (ABD) candidate at Yale to begin with.
 

Thanks for saving these. I'd just gone to watch the trash fire and saw the 410 and was disappointed. Kiwis archiving everything saves the day again!
 
Anyone know this guy? He's making the rounds for being a furry pedo with a conflict with that connor Goodwolf guy. His page is a pretty hilarious read. I know Luka isnt his real name though
 

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Which raises the question how can an absolute tard unit like that woman become a PhD (ABD) candidate at Yale to begin with.
Sarah Braasch is the quintessential self-fulfilling prophecy. For nearly two years, she has been the only one talking about "Sleeping While Black", with nobody giving a fuck. Then, after harassing and making death threats against herself, she proclaimed that she would be a Donald Trump supporter - almost to spite people.

Now she's gone viral once more and people are calling her racist en masse. Now her fantasy has come true.
 
Sarah Braasch is the quintessential self-fulfilling prophecy. For nearly two years, she has been the only one talking about "Sleeping While Black", with nobody giving a fuck. Then, after harassing and making death threats against herself, she proclaimed that she would be a Donald Trump supporter - almost to spite people.

Now she's gone viral once more and people are calling her racist en masse. Now her fantasy has come true.
Tbh, that sounds like she would be better of when institutionalized.
 
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I found out about this woman through Facebook. She's a medium who claims to be married to Michael Jackson's ghost AND she has an Only Fans. She seems rather nice even though everything about her is so crazy.
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In most recent events, she decided to invest in a sex doll for her videos.
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She also spent her stimulus check on sex toys.
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This is more on the bizarre side. There's a mildly popular YouTube channel devoted to teaching Japanese called "Organic Japanese with Cure Dolly" which is hosted by an "alien doll" that looks like this:

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Why would anyone use a doll avatar and voice modifier to teach Japanese? I got curious and did some digging a while ago. Turns out the reason is because the channel owner used to run a cult based on spanking under the name "Miss Martindale" and was convicted of assault because of it. She's now somehow a therapist, has self published multiple weird books under fake names (archive), a new cult (archive), as well as teaching Japanese (archive), a language she does not speak.

There's a whole MN thread here (archive1, archive2) detailing the cult with further details on "Miss Martindale". A deep dive into her spanking cult "Aristasia" on self made pages here (archive), here (old archive), and here (archive). She also has a page devoted to her on some spanking wiki (archive) and on regular Wikipedia (archive)

Three part documentary on the cult:

Edit: I posted a follow-up and proof here.
 
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I ended up posting this on the wrong thread, so I decided to redo my post here.

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So, I was digging through people complaining about Belle Dephine supposedly being pedo bait on Twitter’s search engine and strangely came across this lolcow. Basically it’s another schizophernic christian who posts strange images tied with bible quotes. But unlike other similar pages. She seems to have her own “original character”


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Of course it’s a poorly drawn blob with the fact of a dog, I mean you can’t really expect much artistic talent from schizos. But it’s fascinating nonetheless. However I don’t know if she’s truly worthy of a page considering there is so little information about her other than the strange images she posts constantly.


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Common trend with her page is that she’s against pornography, but unlike other activists who bring up arguments like child abuse and such. It’s basically incoherent ramblings about how adultry will send you to hell. Pretty much just your typical everyday religious propaganda, but accompanied with nonsensical images.
 
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