Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

PrincessKidana said:
He posted a video on Instagram an hour ago of him literally screaming at his phone repeatedly about greedy men. He has completely lost his mind. It is honestly only a matter of time until he is locked up again and then we'll have no entertainment untl he is released back into the public.
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Goddamn, he needs to give a bitch a break and start posting on Youtube again.

Bet he got banned from uploading or something.

The least he could do is film in good lighting so I could get a decent thumbnail. Anyway, the collection of BS from today is uploading. Will edit again when it's done.
 
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LeeLoo said:
There is a real winner where he hard core rages mid rant, screaming BITCH BOY BITCH BOY at the top of his MRSA infected lungs. I have to admit, I’m Lucas level intelligent when it comes to this downloading stuff you zoomers like. If I post an IG video link, can someone download the video?
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This is comedy gold he's way more terrifying when not trying to be

 
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Fatal Walter said:
Is Lucas mad that they're opening the state back up because it'll detriment his ability to walk the streets doing whatever he wants all day? Or is it because he'll have to find a new excuse to slut shame now?
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Most likely, since Spokane County was just approved for Phase 2 a few hours ago which allows most businesses to open back up with precautions. Now he can't run rampant anymore screaming and yelling.
 
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GoutfootHorseface said:
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Well, looks like I don't have to edit my own post to include the thing now that it's finally edited and up.
Prefacing this with I am absolutely not going to do it, but I wonder what kind of a meltdown he'd have if I sent him a cash request on Venmo for compiling and keeping his BS where potential hotties can see it (let's be real, I do it so those of you who don't want to follow his IG or who he blocked can see it).


I particularly like the thumbnail I chose for this one.
 
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More of the same. The same fixed obsessions every day. The same wild eyed, schizo rhetoric. The same psych ward manners. The same euphoric sperging. The same thirst. The same longing that will never be satisfied.

He's getting dull, and I fear he doesn't have much more glory in this saga before we move to a psych ward chapter.

Despite the monotony, there are some good moments:

"GREEDY LITTLE BITCH BOY! GREEDY LITTLE BITCH BOY!" screams the thirsty weakling who propositioned an entire generation.

The troll bait/comedian shit continues to amuse me, especially his assertion that his wit makes people angry.

Atheist because he's unfuckable.
 
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LeeLoo said:
Nice!!! There’s an even more horrifying one before this...if you could post it you would be my hero!!
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This close up is terrifying. Imagine waking up with him next to ya in in the morning. I wonder does he snore. He seems like he'd be a terrible snorer. In one video he said that zoomer baes can pay him and decide how much time they spend together. In reality they would probably pay to have him stay far away.


Guessing this might be the one


 
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Homeless schizophrenic bum who is 40 but needs a social worker to handle his money thinks normal adults with jobs, cars and credit cards are too greedy - LOL

it's great that all you need to trigger him is to have a car or credit card

He claims to be a comedian - he would be, if he had a car, credit card, and a girlfriend and enough people paying to support him to act like a dateless, homeless bum doing lunatic rants in public places. He doesn't, so he's just Lucas being Lucas.
 
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sorry if these have already been uploaded
 
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He has so much hate in him. "Bitch Boy". "Walking disease".

I've said it before, but it often seems to me that he takes more pleasure in the idea of rejecting people then he actually does in the fantasy of finally having a relationship.

Think about it: Lucas spend so much time delineating why you're not able to date him, he's obviously fine the way he is, but he loves to play this game of rejecting people who don't meet his standards.

He has so much venom and jealousy; he's so filled with hate....this is what makes Lucas ultimately undateable, even if he cleaned up his Hobo demeanor and got meds.

Lucas....hates....everyone.

If he had access to torture or otherwise harm these "greed mongers", I have no doubt in my mind that he would hurt others with impunity. And have no compunctions about it whatsoever.

This is what truly makes him dangerous; this wellspring of hate.

Sooner or later he will act on it.
 
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Boo hoo nigga, nobody cares your fat ass can't get a teen girl to suck your homeless mrsa infected micropenis
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I Can't Find My Girl

#Instagram: @lucaswerner79
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BowlOfDick said:
Which video is the once where he cries at the end and goes "I can't find my girl!"?
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He's not wrong, living through the embarrassment of being called a predator by Chris Hansen is much worse than getting punched in the face
klickitat said:

He's on a roll tonight.

My personal favorite bit is the one that, on IG, was just titled, "I love black men".
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In his " you know who you shouldn't piss off, a comidian" video he seem off like he might be ready to act out violently. It was like a warning of sorts like he's bout to step up his ante. He even mentioned serial killer in that vid. Lucus werners a sicko. He's fat and I wouldn't fuck him.

edited because my phone's a sped
 
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