Containment Random Chris Updates

Real G said:
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Chris retweeted a tweet about relationship greenflags. The longer I think, the bigger the fucking irony. Chris fails in ALL aspects of these green flags. Yall able to name a few?
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That’s no challenge at all, but you would have to make a VERY compelling argument to prove Chris actually did exhibit one of those traits. And no, inserting yourself as a god on earth in your reality cartoon does not qualify as a positive form of “spirituality” lol
 
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RebelRein1488x said:
Chris shows off his crap he got from those subscription boxes:
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Edit: just realized he’s holding up a Fanta, good god...
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Well hell. If pedowood wants to try again at another version of the A-Team, this time woke, they can use Chris as a tranny Mr. T with all that "bling" he had around his neck. Instead of being afraid of flying, he's afraid of effort and working.
 
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Self-responsibility - Literally spends most of his income on toys and dumb shit
Supports your personal growth - Back in the love quest, he just wanted a woman to be his mother and supply him with china
Practices self-care - No
Long-standing friendships -None come to my head apart from possibly Anna???
Empathy - Chris is incapable of it
Vulnerability - Ticks this one
Spirituality - Unfortunately ticks this one
Self-Sufficiency - Needs to be supported by his withering mother and the government
Healthy hobbies - Sits in his room playing pretend
Communicates openly - Ticks this one too
Honors boundaries - Definitely not
 
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Mr Roboto said:
Communicates openly - Ticks this one too
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No, Chris doesn't communicate well either. Most of the time, you can't tell what the fuck he's trying to say. And then with all those horrible noises he makes, it makes it 10x worse. He doesn't understand or convey proper body language either.
 
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Mr Roboto said:
Self-responsibility - Literally spends most of his income on toys and dumb shit
Supports your personal growth - Back in the love quest, he just wanted a woman to be his mother and supply him with china
Practices self-care - No
Long-standing friendships -None come to my head apart from possibly Anna???
Empathy - Chris is incapable of it
Vulnerability - Ticks this one
Spirituality - Unfortunately ticks this one
Self-Sufficiency - Needs to be supported by his withering mother and the government
Healthy hobbies - Sits in his room playing pretend
Communicates openly - Ticks this one too
Honors boundaries - Definitely not
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The only one I disagree with you on is Spirituality. I mean maybe, possibly it counts? He’s definitely not religious (he sure as fuck doesn’t fast and has openly admitted he no longer prays) but when you consider yourself to be a deity and tell people to pray to you, that’s not spirituality - that’s narcissism.

As far as Long Standing Friendships go, besides Anna? I mean Kim might check on him, sometimes. Waterman could still be around, maybe. Kengle abandoned him so he’s out.... yeah that one is true.

Practices self care.... we know he showers and uses hand sanitizer a lot but that doesn’t matter if you don’t change your clothes.

Yeah except spirituality I agree.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
No, Chris doesn't communicate well either. Most of the time, you can't tell what the fuck he's trying to say. And then with all those horrible noises he makes, it makes it 10x worse. He doesn't understand or convey proper body language either.
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I'm not saying he communicates well, but he is pretty open. Most of the details that we know from the cwcki are straight from Chris himself (such as dirty, crapped briefs)

Alex Krycek said:
The only one I disagree with you on is Spirituality. I mean maybe, possibly it counts? He’s definitely not religious (he sure as fuck doesn’t fast and has openly admitted he no longer prays) but when you consider yourself to be a deity and tell people to pray to you, that’s not spirituality - that’s narcissism.
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I wasn't too sure about that one either but with his belief of the healing crystals and that shrine he has in his house, I thought it leaned more to yes than a no
 
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Mr Roboto said:
I'm not saying he communicates well, but he is pretty open. Most of the details that we know from the cwcki are straight from Chris himself (such as dirty, crapped briefs)
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Yes, but this is in the context of a relationship not Chris being autistic and disgusting.
 
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IMO the only ones he ticks are spirituality (in a weird, extremely exceptional way) and vulnerability, which are precisely the ones that had me wondring why they were even on the list, as I fail to see how they could be intrinsically positive qualities.
 
Alex Krycek said:
As far as Long Standing Friendships go, besides Anna? I mean Kim might check on him, sometimes. Waterman could still be around, maybe. Kengle abandoned him so he’s out.... yeah that one is true.
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Are they still coming around to 14BC, or at least emailing? I thought it was just him and Barb waiting for the Hoard to claim them at this point.
 
Picklechu said:
I vaguely recall Kim saying that she hadn't spoken to him in a year or two fairly recently, though I don't recall what thread it was in.
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Yeah but she might be playing it up or maybe he’s gone more insane. Who knows....
 
Mr Roboto said:
True, but it's not like he ever kept his feelings for Megan a secret from her
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Yeah, no. Communication is a 2 way street. The fact that he doesn't understand socializing means that any type of communication Chris tries to convey is always going to be skewed and inappropriate. Using his obsession with that Hitler youth slut is a terrible example. Why don't we use all those people Chris has made to feel disgusted and awkward as an example. ..like all those guys Chris kissed at TMG or all of those terrible names he's called over the years...or that time he called that villain from Sonic in front of a large audience as a "joke". Even a pinch to the head couldn't make that swamp creature communicate appropriately.
 
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RebelRein1488x said:
Chris shows off his crap he got from those subscription boxes:
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Edit: just realized he’s holding up a Fanta, good god...
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Some information on that large Transformer that’s behind him. That is Transformers: Siege Omega Supreme which happens to be out of stock in most places. That means that Chris would have had to go to ebay to buy it. I did some sleuthing and I found this:

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The MSRP is $180, but due to the scarcity, Chris had to spend at minimum $200 on that one toy. If we take into consideration his spending habits (specifically how he willingly chooses to spend more money on an item when he could spend less on that same item.) he could have payed up to $350 plus shipping. That’s not even taking into account the Micromasters he has attached to him like they’re Minicons.

Tl;dr Chris is still bad with money.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
May I ask, why do autistic men collect and play with toys? I mean, obviously, they don't realize they look even more exceptional.
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As an autistic person who likes to collect certain memorabilia, I don’t have a straight answer. I think it’s a very common behavior to be obsessed with certain things, like in Chris’s case, toys.
 
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Applebiter said:
It’s only “autistic” if it’s toys, games, or something that isn’t socially accepted. Nobody is calling those car junkies autistic even though their whole lives revolve around cars, and it’s all they talk about. Nobody calls women autistic if they have a ton of clothing and go shopping all of time and talk about fashion non-stop as if it means anything FUCKING AT ALL. BUT OHHHH HEAVEN FUCKING FORBID IF YOU COLLECT CARDS, GAMES, or TOOOOOOOOYYYYYSSSS! SAME WITH TV SHOWS, RIGHT? ALMOST ALL OF THEM ARE CRAP, BUT IF YOU WATCH A SHOW WITH PONY CARTOONS INSTEAD OF HAIRLESS MEN CARTOONS THEN YOU’RE AUTISTIC. IT’S JUST FUCKING MIND GAMES. THEY’RE TRYING TO MIND-CONTROL YOU INTO THINKING YOU’RE DIFFERENT FROM THEM BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU LIKE BUT IN REALITY YOU’RE BOTH FUCKING ANNOYING PIECES OF SHIT LABELING EACH OTHER FOR YOUR OWN SICK BENEFIT LIKE YOU’RE SOMEHOW BETTER BECAUSE YOU WATCH THE FUCKING KARDASHIANS INSTEAD OF PONY PORN.
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That's a highly articulate outburst there.
 
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