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Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.
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The Simpspiracy, an attempt by a marketing VP who specializes in SEO to keep the account of a break up that makes him look like shit and his gf look like a crazy gutter slut by leveraging his payment processing soft power against inter et personalities he specifically targeted in order to benifit himself.
The trashfire thread lasted a week before Null got upset at Zoom injecting himself in the drama with relavent stuff, to spew his normal "all my enemies are pedos" stuff he always does... And Josh suddenly shuts down the thread (but at least unlocks Dicks thread).
Ralph got caught red handed being a flaggit, all channels mocking these people disapear mysteriously. Dick tries to spin his thread as being run by puritan christians moralists, who also endorse hate speech, who also are spreading sladerous lies, but he still respects null and the farms.
Now the man incharge of Nulls payments is beging the efriend he's marketing spun this for to confront Null on his bullshit.
If I were Null, I'd be asking more questions abput why Dick was so happy Zoom called his personal phone. Guess there was nothing to see here folks.
The trashfire thread lasted a week before Null got upset at Zoom injecting himself in the drama with relavent stuff, to spew his normal "all my enemies are pedos" stuff he always does... And Josh suddenly shuts down the thread (but at least unlocks Dicks thread).
Ralph got caught red handed being a flaggit, all channels mocking these people disapear mysteriously. Dick tries to spin his thread as being run by puritan christians moralists, who also endorse hate speech, who also are spreading sladerous lies, but he still respects null and the farms.
Now the man incharge of Nulls payments is beging the efriend he's marketing spun this for to confront Null on his bullshit.
If I were Null, I'd be asking more questions abput why Dick was so happy Zoom called his personal phone. Guess there was nothing to see here folks.
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The viper's prepare to strike. Time embrace reality and reject the fantasy.
They totally didn't expect him to dox PPP live on Racket's show, that's unthinkable.
They all flagged themselves down for attention obviously.
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The irony of this is Dick called this thread 12 virgin losers. Then called everyone here sad for talking about his personal and professional reputation.
Now Dax Masterkarren is demanding to speak with the manager of Kiwifarms because he was offended!
Shame Dax is on bad terms with the owner of Kiwifarms Matt Jarbo.
Now Dax Masterkarren is demanding to speak with the manager of Kiwifarms because he was offended!
Shame Dax is on bad terms with the owner of Kiwifarms Matt Jarbo.
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I don't know about the financial situation but on a personal level Josh is better off joining the rest of us on the outside looking in and laughing at these spergs, cut all ties and fuck 'em all.
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We wouldn't be virgins if he'd share the blow job machine!
We've offered Banquet tv dinner fried chicken and fellowship! What more does he want??
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That's funny. He was "disappointed" less than 24 hours ago that I called him a Karen and now he's actually explicitly calling out Null on his "bullshit." I think I'm the one who should be disappointed. Maybe he isn't a flaggot but he's sure talking like one.
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While true, Jewsh has never been shy about rolling around with the weirdos. Everyone has their hobbies. If he does go on, I hope he knows it's gonna be a 2v1 just by the tone of the KillStream clip.
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Dick, I know you are reading this and you are 100% right. All of us are Maddox, JLH, Asterios, Joel Chaco, Andrew Simpson (Hazencruz), Had and all the people who used to like your show and turned against you for 100% totally not anything wrong you ever did ever! We all secretly meet on Fridays and plot to run gayops against you all the time. It's not a life time of shit decisions, being greedy with your money, failed goals/promises, and you no longer being funny that are at fault here.
Also this totally isn't a way to misdirect from what a lolcow you have become by trying to bring up your old standby lolcow. You are super chad and alpha, especially when you complain to the manager of Kiwi farms how he needs to sweep it up for you.
So how long till Dick brings on Ralph to reboot biggest problem?
Josh comes out of this smelling like roses for the most part. I think he just got too close the clean up krew, originally started getting rid of Maddox A-logs, then didn't notice the change in tide because he was caught up in the feels. Josh did the right thing opening these threads up. I hope he doesn't get financially pressured and lock everything down.... then again it would prove the simpspiracy correct if that happened even if Josh did it to keep the lights on.
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Dick has spoken on the show that he had an ex write a Dontdatehimgirl.com (or one of those type of site) article about him and that he was happy that the site got and his review went down cause it was really mean. Anyone have access to those archives?
Found some fun stuff on the Reddit for you guys to enjoy Random drama logged. Enjoy and archive
Is THIS the screenshot Dick saw? Because this is the one I got from IRC
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IRC is for everyone, not those deemed worthy! Join the channel where you can call the admin anything you want without fear of getting banned for wrongthink!
Dedicated to the podcast by Dick Masterson, The Dick Show.
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I am sorry for being such a sperg. As requested, here is a more level headed presentation of Dick on JLH
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Joel Chaco
Joel Chaco was brought up in IRC today and I thought I'd share this funny interaction I had with him on twitter. Basically after I heard him...
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Final day of Hanukkah: Clegg (KamenRiderFight) admitting in September '18 to Hazencruz on a Hazencruz server he currently uses the internet to find/groom children (more in comments)
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Merry christmas 688...i got your fuckingbox
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Merry Christmas Dickheads, Its ya boi Hitler, I come bearing gifts: A cringey My Little pony fanfic, written by our good buddy hazencruz, a grown man, Archived for your holiday enjoyment. Hope this brings even more merriment to your Yuletide celebrations.
Part 1 https://archive.fo/1MqNe Part 2 https://archive.fo/NVShP Part 3 https://archive.fo/OFOea Part 4 https://archive.fo/AvKWr Part 5...
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Merry Christmas: I brought funny audio of our Clegg crying to Hazencruz about TDS being the reason he doesn't look for a job and lives at home
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80s girl is a cuck
Yes, this is a throwaway account. But, I must say two things, Dick is a simp, and 80s girl is a cuck. I fucking hate that Jesse guy, but he showed...
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It's official. If you point out to Dick that Maddox had sex with 80s girl on the slime bed he will block you.
Maddox actually won that one. Ouch. Fucking Maddox ruins everything :/
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What happened to Dick's Twitch videos? Did he delete them, or do they expire after a while?
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So about Marie Valenzuela being Hulagirl86, I still don't have 100% confirmation hulagirl86@gmail.com is her but....
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What does he mean "We need to confront"? It's called life sometimes not everyone friend, buddy or pal is going to cockride everything you say and do. All Null said in short is, It is not wise to go into your own lolcow thread and post excerpts on twitter or actively engage with autists on the farms. In any case this all would have been a non-issue if people just took 5 mins to laugh at some cringe texts instead of running damage control and creating a spectacle. The texts were never the big gotcha moment it was the way this group of internet friends danced around it so to not hurt Dax's image.
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So I did more Digging.... and about HulaGirl86 being Marie Valenzuela I think I may of found something when I google imaged searched Hulagirl86 but still inconclusive
Leominster
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That's not her.
The Beer Padawan
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I'm pretty sure Josh subscribes to the Jim school of Internet Friendship™, so i wouldn't be worried about it. Time will tell if Dick does get salty enough to kick Josh off NP2.
If its confirmed that this IBS retard crew actually did want Joosh to janny up their threads....
"Suddenly" is being generous. If you go back to the last 10 pages of the thread it was just people derailing and going off on tangents because nothing new was happening.
It's like people burning the house and throwing in the furniture just to keep the trashfire burning.
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Yeah I believe it was inconclusive. The "Dickerson" thing was odd to me and that is a delted picture, but I can't say if it's her. I personally think the account was changed to be a red herring but I have 0 proof and sound crazy talking about my theories there. However I think I finally found the smoking gun that Marie Valenzuela is Hulagirl86
I never checked Kik in the plethora of usernames that came up cause it an app for mobile. I clicked it and well
The deleted instgram pic on an instagram archive site was inconclusive. I'm pretty certain this IS Marie Valenzuela. There is a possibility someone named Julia Campbell is using Marie Valenzuela pic, but I highly doubt that. I also considered it could be a troll account, except kik is dead and a troll would of tied Marie Valenzuela real name to a pic like this. Also the way Kik is used, people tend to use fake names but real pics.
I think I found proof of the Hulagirl86 Marie Valenzuela link.
Edit: Julia Campbell most likely a fake name refferencing this actress
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He was born in 1980, so he would have been Ace Ventura in 1997. That's not bad at all.
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that would literally be the end of Dax's character going forward. He started NP2 because Patreon were deplatforming people for wrong think or being associated with the wrong people. He wouldn't surely go and do the exact same thing to someone on his platform being petty would he? let's find out soon enough anyway.
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Think back to when you were 17, when you were cynical kid who was already starting to get discerning about what was funny and what was unfunny. Think of what the ~3yro fad comedy character was at the time, and then think of the guy who was still "doing" the character. He did the character 3 years ago along with other people quoting it while it was fresh in everybody's mind, then after break he was the still doing it for that whole grade, and then the next grade after that he was still doing it.
Now was that guy the funny guy or was he the guy who was desperately trying to be funny.
Clark_Ashton
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@Toast Sandwich
Maybe he just had some sort of weird mancrush on Jim Carrey - who is himself a lolcow and a cult leader nowadays (see: Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond)
Maybe he just had some sort of weird mancrush on Jim Carrey - who is himself a lolcow and a cult leader nowadays (see: Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond)
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PPP: Dick Masterson Shoot Promo - The Trailer
The Video
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PPP: Dick Masterson Shoot Promo - The Trailer
The Video
Archived and locally uploaded
https://archive.vn/wip/oLMUS