Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Lmao. What did Dame get noticed for and keep being brought on the show for again? oh yeah.

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He has as much personality as a 1 button soundboard with an unchangeable sound effect.
Gator at least has a soundboard with several sounds, including Dame's laugh.

I remember when the Bouldering happened Dangerfield, an ex junky, said he listened to it and what struck him about it was the over the top, faked laughter from Ralph. He said it reminded him of being in situations where you owed people money and you had one guy threatening you and his minion cackling like Salacious Crumb. If you listen to the Killstream bits I clipped out this is a recurring theme - Dame cackles when one of the in-crowd insults someone outside that group.

Out of shape e-celebs doing this pseudo-gangster shit reminds me of a Blur song

"I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
But then nature didn't make him that way"

 

[Unog]

Dick wanting to talk to Null about his thread is the gayest shit he's ever done.

I'm pretty sure having sex with post-op mexican Jim Carrey is technically the gayest thing he's ever publicly done/admitted to doing.

But I get what you mean.

LOL
>literally believe wahman

She couldn't lie about Dick's obvious massive penis, so she instead had to try and lie about his personality to try and make him look like a sham. Only a virgin cuck would believe an mad, jealous ex-gf when she is literally POSTING AN ARTICLE about her ex-bf who she is seethingly jealous of.

I can't believe all of you are so mad that a some random rich mexican in california gets more pussy than you. Everyone else does too bro lol.

 

[Love Machine]

And secondly on Josh

ffmpeg -i \#Killstream\ -\ Dame\ Pesos\ Live\,\ Klein\ Clown\ Yo\ Mama\ Attacks\ Us\,\ +\ Biden\ Unleashed-9zCmFmzGR-360p.mp4 -ss 02:42:15 -to 02:43:25 -c copy Josh.mp4

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It sounds like they're going to ambush poor Josh with Dick, Ralph and Digibro's girlfriend on one side and him on the other. Beware of men with brooms and a mute button @Null, a conspiracy is afoot! I'd definitely record it from your side if you go on.

I don't know why the timestamps are different here than in the original video, but I quote the ones that worked here with the dlive copy. There are many things wrong with the file to be honest, beyond the usual Killstream audio fuck ups. There's a load of silence at the end and ffmpeg complained of a corrupt AAC bitstream.

I guess this is what you call a fair weather friendship.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I guess this is what you call a fair weather friendship.

You mean two e-celebs who are famous for falling out with everyone they've ever worked with might fall out with Josh, despite him being a good boy who dindu nuffin except run a forum for people to autistically catalogue e-celeb's misadventures? Surely not!

Does anyone know what Digibro's girlfriend might have against The Farms?

 

[Arcturus]

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He's asking for it....

I liked Gator's response. I wish there were more personally offended people in this thread. It'd be much funnier.

 

[Unog]

If you really got something to say, why don't you call into the Dick Show instead of typing away in your hugbox?

Probably because you are too literally autistic to talk like a man.

First off, let me go ahead and recycle this because it applies directly to you as much as it did it's initial recipient:

The difference between you and the regulars here is that you actually give a shit because you're in a parasocial relationship with an e-celeb who's developed a cult of personality by preying upon spastics like you who are so socially maladjusted that you seek "community" in the shadow of an uncaring narcissist, because there you find other like-minded societal rejects who can pretend that you're part of something that means fucking anything over the internet. Thus if the e-celeb's career is over that den of brain-fucked mutants you belong to no longer has a "home" on the web.

The regulars here laugh at people like you because the Farms is the equivalent of ye olde freakshows where you could pay a nickel to see a bearded lady and a midget. You're essentially turning up to a freakshow at a three-ring circus to defend the bearded lady from the people who paid to gawk at and mock her. It's turbo fucking embarrassing to the extent that if I were to ever find out that a relative of mine behaved this way I'd commit seppuku to preserve my honor.

Second of all, the irony of you saying that while Dax the leather-faced tranny fucker himself has yet to make an account and sign up here to post, preferring rather to stay in his actual hugbox on Twitter (you know, where people he disagrees with can be blocked, or reported? Dunno if you noticed but there's no such Dax-centric moderation here as there would be on his show, twitter, subreddit... literally anywhere else) is funny as fuck and equally pathetic.

But keep slurping the cum of a man who doesn't know who you are and isn't grateful for the vigorous tounge-bath you're currently giving his balls.

 

[Love Machine]

"everyone in my kiwifarms thread are alogs". Different wording, suspiciously familiar sentiment.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

If you really got something to say, why don't you call into the Dick Show instead of typing away in your hugbox?

Probably because you are too literally autistic to talk like a man.

Why would Dick want anyone from the thread on his show?
Why would any of us want to pay money to enter his approved hugbox?
How are you gonna get anyone on the sho....
Wait, is this the booker Riley? Is this you trying to white knight for Dick? You typing is very similar to the butthurt moderator from the live show raid. Nice new account there. You should get verified if it's you.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

She couldn't lie about Dick's obvious massive penis,

How do you know it's massive?

 

[Unog]

How do you know it's massive?

Because it's currently in his mouth, and has never seen a four inch cock before.

 

[Psicopax]

I liked Gator's response. I wish there were more personally offended people in this thread. It'd be much funnier.

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I haven't seen many personally offended tbh. Haven't seen many be offended, period. I have seen people competing about getting Dick to screenshot them tho. Which is a fun little game.

Its some serious cope.
Also, jilted exes sound off. We want the down and dirty.
This seems pretty much like any other thread.
I'm sure Gator wouldn't want to use a situation like this to get up, close and cozy to Dick's balls tho.
The fluffer that he is.

 

[Unog]

Keep posting about your obvious envy of a more successful man. What have you done with your life besides make fun of other more successful people, in your gay little hugbox?

"WAAAAAH THE MEAN KIWIS ARE MAKING FUN OF MY DADDY WAAAAAAH"

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I haven't seen many personally offended tbh. Haven't seen many be offended, period. I have seen people competing about getting Dick to screenshot them tho. Its some serious cope. Also, jilted exes sound off. We want the down and dirty.
This seems pretty much like any other thread. I'm sure Gator wouldn't want to use a situation like this to get up, close and cozy to Dick's balls tho. The fluffer that he is.

The Tao of the farms is that no one discussed here is your friend, nor your enemy. Sometimes they may be amusing but when they are not you just need to wait, because they will come out of the dormant period given enough time.

 

[Unog]

Nice meme bro, did you get that from 9gag?

Y'know, at least simps get nudes. Z-celeb fans just get sterile cum in their beard hair.

 

[Arcturus]

I haven't seen many personally offended tbh. Haven't seen many be offended, period. I have seen people competing about getting Dick to screenshot them tho. Its some serious cope. Also, jilted exes sound off. We want the down and dirty.
This seems pretty much like any other thread. I'm sure Gator wouldn't want to use a situation like this to get up, close and cozy to Dick's balls tho. The fluffer that he is.

It's some good asspatting for Dick though. Being reassured once again that everyone is obsessed, offended, and jelly. Rather than acknowledging that it's more like we're attending a freakshow, gawking and laughing.

 

[OwO What's This?]

most of the people actively posting in this thread are former fans.

going after former fans doesn't exactly have the best track record, as other people have shown

I still like Dick, but I have to admit, this is embarrassing to watch

 

[Psicopax]

The Tao of the farms is that no one discussed here is your friend, nor your enemy. Sometimes they may be amusing but when they are not you just need to wait, because they will come out of the dormant period given enough time.

Like Warski, The R.etarded Phoenix.
Given enough time, he and his nipples will go up in flames.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Keep posting about your obvious envy of a more successful man. What have you done with your life besides make fun of other more successful people, in your gay little hugbox?

I always thought of this more as a bi sexual hug box.

Spoiler: Don't read this Dick-heads, it will upset you.

I also don't have to pay a monthly fee to talk in my hug box

Spoiler: And don't read this one either. It will make you twice as mad.

or feel a need to go cry in other peoples hug box to stop hurting a 40 year olds feelings

 

[Boyfriend Coefficient]

For somebody who is not mad he sure is hitting F5 over and over again to have seen this post and screencapped it within 2 minutes. I see why you call yourself the Prom king
(http://archive.is/eCWsc)

 

[Unog]

I always thought of this more as a bi sexual hug box.

Spoiler: Don't read this Dick-heads, it will upset you.

I also don't have to pay a monthly fee to talk in my hug box

Spoiler: And don't read this one either. It will make you twice as mad.

or feel a need to go cry in other peoples hug box to stop hurting a 40 year olds feelings

It's not a hugbox if anybody can join, post, and not get banned or have their shit deleted, which is the policy of the entirety of the Farms as long as you're not autistically smearing shit all over the walls.

It's really good projection though, top-notch IMAX cinema quality shit.

Big words for a guy who sits in his mother's house and jerks off to loli and posts on a gay e-drama site all day.


You're not hurting Dick's feelings. HE'S LAUGHING AT YOU, exceptional individuals!

"WAAAAAAH MY E-DADDY IS BEING MADE FUN OF AND I WANT IT TO STOP NOOOOOW WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"