Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Sheryl Nome]

Why? I wouldn't read every post, but I don't do that anyway.

Its narcissism.

 

[变性黑鬼]

Its narcissism.

I don't think so. You may think it's egotistical, but so what?

 

[Unog]

I don't think so. You may think it's egotistical, but so what?

Because if you're telling the whole wide world how NOT MAD™ you are, it isn't a good idea to simultaneously and constantly post about the thread you're TOTALLY NOT MAD™ at.

That, and it's a telltale sign of cowism. It's just one of those things that sets cows apart from normal people. Though some resist doing it, even Bryan Dunn (King of Pol) is capable of not reading/reacting to his thread, and we all know how gay he is.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Why would Dick want anyone from the thread on his show?
Why would any of us want to pay money to enter his approved hugbox?
How are you gonna get anyone on the sho....
Wait, is this the booker Riley? Is this you trying to white knight for Dick? You typing is very similar to the butthurt moderator from the live show raid. Nice new account there. You should get verified if it's you.

Ummm guys, where did potato Masher who is totally not Riley go? I can't find his posts and I doubt Janny Joosh would sweep up that comedy gold.
I mean the consensus here was for him to grab a blanket and get comfy? Did he delete everything and run away?

 

[Kulee Baba]

WELL DO I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
Its actually from Dax's very own book.
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My apologies to "Annie Wilkes" I thought that was some sort of Panda Bear girl character. The actual coverart isn't bad, reminds me of the old Lucasarts Adventure game style.

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Will he ever stop?

Not unless the thread goes back to Pro-Dick. In his view he sees himself as trolling his critics by mocking people as losers and trolls. Don't forget this is the Alameda High School Prom King.

 

[Pissmaster]

So when's Dick gonna screencap one of my posts and scream at me for using one of hehesilly's works for one of his episodes?

 

[Psicopax]

My apologies to "Annie Wilkes" I thought that was some sort of Panda Bear girl character. The actual coverart isn't bad, reminds me of the old Lucasarts Adventure game style.

I agree, the cover art is great. The book has been out of print since forever ago though.
I was hoping some mega sped Dick fan had made a PDF of it, but that was being very

 

[AnOminous]

Does anyone know what Digibro's girlfriend might have against The Farms?

The fact we mock her autistic, trooned out, pedo boyfriend?

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Anyone know if there is a way to dig up old Vimeo archives?

https://vimeo.com/user9500141

Another scrubbed hulagirl86 account. Wonder if this is where she re uploaded for paypigs

 

[Disheveled Human]

I'm surprised Dick and his loyal Gunt Guard entourage have not challenged the farms to an IRL fight yet. Personally my money would still be on Josh's 8k server winning. Dick would be red in the face passed out from screaming and Ralph would have a heart attack as he entered the ring.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Ummm guys, where did potato Masher who is totally not Riley go? I can't find his posts and I doubt Janny Joosh would sweep up that comedy gold.
I mean the consensus here was for him to grab a blanket and get comfy? Did he delete everything and run away?

Looks like every post he made got nuked.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

I'm surprised Dick and his loyal Gunt Guard entourage have not challenged the farms to a IRL fight yet. Personally my money would still be on Josh's 8k server winning. Dick would be red in the face passed out from screaming and Ralph would have a heart attack as he entered the ring.

@BIG_BRAD Remember when Riley challenged you to a fight, then pussied out and tried to make it seem like you were the pussy and Dick gunt guarded him trying to say you weren't serious? The moment Dick sets up a fight, his prized champions turn to Tonka but pretend to be ultra chad winners despite pussying out.... and no, Andy doesn't count. Andy and Tonka set that up themselves with Tera La Rosa and Dick latched on in hopes of sucking more e fwend cock... He also was a fence sitter in the begining because he liked them both.

 

[Pissmaster]

I'm surprised Dick and his loyal Gunt Guard entourage have not challenged the farms to an IRL fight yet. Personally my money would still be on Josh's 8k server winning. Dick would be red in the face passed out from screaming and Ralph would have a heart attack as he entered the ring.

I can make it to Knoxville within a day's drive and I could probably beat up most of the subreddit in the ring. Especially any of those talentless Hard Men Working Hard hacks.

God, the Dick Show just has such shitty original music made for it. So much of it is just straight up the result of someone googling for free background beats and slapping clips from the show onto it.

Wauterboi had some talent, but he peaced the fuck out. That's it. The rest are total hacks. It's bad when fucking Hazencruz stands out as being one of your more talented musicians.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

The fact we mock her autistic, trooned out, pedo boyfriend?

Wait, so Digibro is going on Dick's show Sunday and his girlfriend is going on Ralph's on Wednesday, both to denounce The Farms and Josh?

Also, note how Dame Pesos cackles abjectly when this Gay Op is being plotted and how Dick doesn't want to discuss it now because he wants the trap to be ready. Ralph seems a bit reticent too.

And when someone linked to this clip here, which might tip Josh off, it got nuked.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Looks like every post he made got nuked.

That is a pity, he made me laugh and I genuinely think the thread is less with his absence. Come back Riley, I need for you to tell me an ALL CAPS how much of a virgin I am and how jealous I am of daddy Dick. You'll be missed little buddy.

 

[Pomniman]

If we're doing the wrassle wrassle promo thing again, Dick, Ralph, Warski, and the usual suspects aside, I think an unexplored avenue is Null putting an open challenge out to anyone who's fat and crazy enough to fly out to Serbia or whatever Eastern European shithole he's staying in at the moment.

There are some obvious issues there, but it'd still be funny and vaguely fresh.

If I were him, I'd call it a Fedsmoker memorial challenge calling out all the baby rapists or something 'tarded like that.

 

[2021Murder]

WELL DO I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
Its actually from Dax's very own book.
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if it weren't for the RAND nuthugging i would be 100% sure its just dick faking being a woman. How the fuck do you get all this info unless you copied all of it off of Dick's myspace back when he was only known for being Maddox's sidekick.

also for an alcohlic lib stereotype of a nazi, Rand sure does get a lot of fangirls. Syrian Girl was practically slobbering on his cock when he interviewed her.

 

[Titanic Cow]

I can make it to Knoxville within a day's drive and I could probably beat up most of the subreddit in the ring. Especially any of those talentless Hard Men Working Hard hacks.

God, the Dick Show just has such shitty original music made for it. So much of it is just straight up the result of someone googling for free background beats and slapping clips from the show onto it.

Wauterboi had some talent, but he peaced the fuck out. That's it. The rest are total hacks. It's bad when fucking Hazencruz stands out as being one of your more talented musicians.

Ken Doll In Hide got a few laughs out of me in the past. What did you think of him? A hack?

 

[George Cuckzunian]

I can make it to Knoxville within a day's drive and I could probably beat up most of the subreddit in the ring. Especially any of those talentless Hard Men Working Hard hacks.

God, the Dick Show just has such shitty original music made for it. So much of it is just straight up the result of someone googling for free background beats and slapping clips from the show onto it.

Wauterboi had some talent, but he peaced the fuck out. That's it. The rest are total hacks. It's bad when fucking Hazencruz stands out as being one of your more talented musicians.

Hazencruz is a furfaggot, brony, drama whore, and lolcow.

Merry Christmas Dickheads, Its ya boi Hitler, I come bearing gifts: A cringey My Little pony fanfic, written by our good buddy hazencruz, a grown man, Archived for your holiday enjoyment. Hope this brings even more merriment to your Yuletide celebrations.

Part 1 https://archive.fo/1MqNe Part 2 https://archive.fo/NVShP Part 3 https://archive.fo/OFOea Part 4 https://archive.fo/AvKWr Part 5...

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Clegg crying to Hazencruz about TDS being the reason he doesn't look for a job and lives at home

I find it funny he's trying desperately to suck up to Dick. If you don't have enough respect to stick up for yourself, why should anyone else stick up for him?

 

[Unog]

That is a pity, he made me laugh and I genuinely think the thread is less with his absence. Come back Riley, I need for you to tell me an ALL CAPS how much of a virgin I am and how jealous I am of daddy Dick. You'll be missed little buddy.

All of his posts were quoted at least once, so it's not like they're gone forever. That said, I originally said this to him as a joke:

Y'know, at least simps get nudes. Z-celeb fans just get sterile cum in their beard hair.

But now that I think about it, what if the reason Dax gets so flustered and upset when people bring up the fact that he doesn't have kids yet, is because he's sterile?

Now I almost feel bad about mocking him for being childless at 40. Almost.