Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Gustav Schuchardt]

But now that I think about it, what if the reason Dax gets so flustered and upset when people bring up the fact that he doesn't have kids yet, is because he's sterile?

It wouldn't surprise me if someone who calls himself 'Dick Masterson' and brags about how many chicks he's fucked is sterile, impotent, or gay.

 

[Computer Boy]

Was Dick always a faggot? I don't know him that well

 

[Unog]

It wouldn't surprise me if someone who calls himself 'Dick Masterson' and brags about how many chicks he's fucked is sterile, impotent, or gay.

Well, we know he's not impotent because that would've come out already if he were, and we already know he's gay because he brags about fucking post-op hispanic Jim Carrey, so...

 

[Pissmaster]

Ken Doll In Hide got a few laughs out of me in the past. What did you think of him? A hack?

Oh yeah, I like him. He's one of the only artists I liked because he actually remembered that comedy music is supposed to, you know, have comedy in it. I don't think he ever did a reveal of who he was, and he never tried to hog the spotlight or get an interview (because Dick absolutely would have let him) or anything. He just made shitpost songs and submitted them, and I think he even did an entire parody of Kendall & Hyde for the subreddit early on. The guy's a comedy machine.

And then you've got shitty attention whores like My Room Records who just seem like shitty uninteresting people who want as much spotlight as they can grab, to shill their serious work that just sounds like shit.

 

[The Beer Padawan]

Anyone who reads their own thread on the farms is an exceptional individual

YOU TAKE THAT BACK! Don't you know that Dax Herrera is a HIGHLY ACCOMPLISHED individual?!?!

 

[Arcturus]

Wait, so Digibro is going on Dick's show Sunday and his girlfriend is going on Ralph's on Wednesday, both to denounce The Farms and Josh?
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Also, note how Dame Pesos cackles abjectly when this Gay Op is being plotted and how Dick doesn't want to discuss it now because he wants the trap to be ready. Ralph seems a bit reticent too.

And when someone linked to this clip here, which might tip Josh off, it got nuked.

I hope Josh just ignores them. While it won't be as funny initially, they're likely to get really pissed off and declare jihad on the forum.

 

[DirtyOldish_pol_tard]

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Will he ever stop?

he's completely transfixed on Kiwifarms. is this OCD, ADHD?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

To take a break from the Kiwi Farms sperging, he's now posting meme formats that haven't been popular in seven years.

 

[Unog]

he's completely transfixed on Kiwifarms. is this OCD, ADHD?

No, it's like I've said already:

Then you've got people like Dax, where they've successfully dammed up their autism for years or even decades. People like that, when the cracks start to show, have that dam slowly but inexorably begin to fail. Him sperging out on twitter and refusing to just let this go (because he was made out to look like a flailing, spastic, even more pathetic Al Bundy by a mongoloid Canadian in front of an audience of thousands) are symptoms of that.

though I still say it's inexorable, I damn sure take back that I said it was going to happen "slowly".

 

[DirtyOldish_pol_tard]

To take a break from the Kiwi Farms sperging, he's now posting meme formats that haven't been popular in seven years.
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I'd say he's also pathologically obsessed with Maddox, but Maddox keeps doing gay shit that warrants attention.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

To take a break from the Kiwi Farms sperging, he's now posting meme formats that haven't been popular in seven years.
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As funny as this is, Dick and co are comming off trying to make this all about them and doing more gay marketing spin. Don't get me wrong it's funny, but there is a Maddox thread for that.

 

[Pissmaster]

But now that I think about it, what if the reason Dax gets so flustered and upset when people bring up the fact that he doesn't have kids yet, is because he's sterile?

Now I almost feel bad about mocking him for being childless at 40. Almost.

If he and Marie had a daughter, she'd turn out to look like this:

(sorry about the rough job, Marie's face is so... detailed, she ain't easy to work with)

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Was Dick always a faggot? I don't know him that well

He always felt like he was a bland unfunny faggot whose humor was stuck in 90s-early 2000s edgy sitcoms; he was only popular because Maddox was a bigger faggot and more pathetic.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Tell me Dick why are you lurking your own thread? I know you are prob reading this. Also what's up with Dick and Ralph trying to confront Null?

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Tell me Dick why are you lurking your own thread? I know you are prob reading this. Also what's up with Dick and Ralph trying to confront Null?

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Tell me Dick why are you lurking your own thread? I know you are prob reading this. Also what's up with Dick and Ralph trying to confront Null?

I'd like to know why he's having Digibro on his show and his girlfriend on Ralph's to talk shit about The Farms when Digibro is an autistic, trooned out, pedo? Why did he get Zoom on with Rekieta? Did he expect him to dox PPP and instead had Zoom go off in his face, so to speak?

This isn't WWII where you needed to ally with the Commies against the Nazis Dick, you don't have to ally yourself with awful people like Digibro and Zoom to take down your enemies. You just need to make an account here and calmly correct any misconceptions people here may have about you.

We are reasonable and fair-minded people. All of this can be sorted out in a couple of posts here.

 

[Snappy Jappy]

Dick and the Guntgaurd look very desperate to restart a public fued with Maddox, they've been on a losing streak for a few weeks now and you can see how its getting to them...

Wait, so Digibro is going on Dick's show Sunday and his girlfriend is going on Ralph's on Wednesday, both to denounce The Farms and Josh?
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Also, note how Dame Pesos cackles abjectly when this Gay Op is being plotted and how Dick doesn't want to discuss it now because he wants the trap to be ready. Ralph seems a bit reticent too.

And when someone linked to this clip here, which might tip Josh off, it got nuked.

I find it rather funny how this cast of clowns have charged into multiple internet slap fights in the past few weeks (losing each one handily) and then have set their sights on Josh for not unconditionally supporting them

We can see where this is heading, Dick is going to give Josh an ultimatum eventually, lock his thread or lose his $1900

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

I'd like to know why he's having Digibro on his show and his girlfriend on Ralph's to talk shit about The Farms when Digibro is an autistic, trooned out, pedo? Why did he get Zoom on with Rekieta? Did he expect him to dox PPP and instead had Zoom go off in his face, so to speak?

This isn't WWII where you needed to ally with the Commies against the Nazis Dick, you don't have to ally yourself with people like Digibro and Zoom to take down your enemies. You just need to make an account here and calmly correct any misconceptions people here may have about you.

All of this can be sorted out in a couple of posts here.

I think Ralph has had a boiling point. He reads his own threads and probably wants it gone. Dick resaponding tho this thread on Twitter is on some Chris Chan level shit. Turn off the phone Dick and go outside.

 

[tantric_depressive]

Spoiler: "c-c-can I join in, guys?"

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

We can see where this is heading, Dick is going to give Josh an ultimatum eventually, lock his thread or lose his $1900

Hope not. That would be such an unbelievably shitty thing to do He'd be just as hated as Maddox.
I want to playfully chuckle at dick's fuck up, not be disgusted at them.