Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

Now that Toys R Us is dead and GameSpot is going way of Blockbuster, what is left?
Funny thing about that, a new version of toys r us opened in a few states test marketing a new format for the stores. Only in Texas and NJ iirc though both of which are out of Chris's reach. As for gamestop. Well IDK blockbuster had that one shot to buy up Netflix and save itself but maybe the covid outbreak is a blessing in disguise. How many man children like Chris are desperate to talk to even an overweight bearded gamestop clerk. And plan on doing so once essential business and (hopefully) social distancing orders are relaxed?
 
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Funny thing about that, a new version of toys r us opened in a few states test marketing a new format for the stores. Only in Texas and NJ iirc though both of which are out of Chris's reach. As for gamestop. Well IDK blockbuster had that one shot to buy up Netflix and save itself but maybe the covid outbreak is a blessing in disguise. How many man children like Chris are desperate to talk to even an overweight bearded gamestop clerk. And plan on doing so once essential business and (hopefully) social distancing orders are relaxed?
Like that cashier who reported back to the Internet about Chris blathering on and in about imaginary God knows what.
 
Nobody with a guaranteed monthly income as big as Chris's tugboat is going to end up permanently homeless.

Correct me if I'm wrong here but, 14 Branchland court is still effectively owned by the bank via Barbs brilliant reverse mortgage; when she dies they will start eviction proceedings. At the very least he will be homeless until a 3rd party steps in. A 3rd party such as a whean or possibly a social worker finding Chris some section 8 housing like no/low rent apartments if available.
 
Not from America so I don't know what the usual steps are, but wouldn't Chris have to apply for section 8 housing?

In theory some whean is going to do all the heavy lifting for him, fill out applications online, make phone calls while Chris plays the vidya and then Chris will probably ignore them immediately after the vidya is setup in the section 8 apartment unless it has something to do with Magichan, similar to what happened to Josh. Josh has a good heart or at least had when it comes to Chris. Then Chris did what Chris does and as of this friday on stream Josh said something along the lines of "I guess he gets what he deserves" , in reference to Chris.
 
Correct me if I'm wrong here but, 14 Branchland court is still effectively owned by the bank via Barbs brilliant reverse mortgage; when she dies they will start eviction proceedings.

That's a myth. Why do people keep saying this shit?

It's just a regular mortgage. It will almost certainly be foreclosed on without Barb's income when she dies but that won't be immediate. Also I specifically said Chris wouldn't be permanently homeless because it's entirely possible he ends up at least temporarily homeless because he's a fuckup. He might end up in Section 8 housing but there would probably be a wait of as long as several years. He's also likely to be thrown out of the first couple places he lives after losing 14 BC because he's a complete asshole.

He'll probably grift his way into something eventually and then eventually end up in Section 8 housing, unless he loses his shit enough to be put in the famous group home everyone keeps talking about.

Not from America so I don't know what the usual steps are, but wouldn't Chris have to apply for section 8 housing?

The waiting list is months or even years, and this is on an "emergency" basis.
 
Being a single person, I thought Chris made too much...or he will make too much after Barb's death. (From his government monies).

He'll probably grift his way into something eventually and then eventually end up in Section 8 housing, unless he loses his shit enough to be put in the famous group home everyone keeps talking about.
Chris is annoying AF. I can see him freaking out his neighbors just by being a creepy, bald crossdresser. 👀
Factor in his tendency to bitch, moan, and complain about everything....and he'll be out on his ass eventually. His hoarding will make things worse as well. I can see him arguing with the section 8 people when they tell him he can only have a 1 bedroom shack while Chris wants a 3 story McMansion to put all of his, mudder's, and fadder's belongings.

Also, there needs to be a swimming hole because all da menz want to watch him play Pamela Anderson Lee in Baywatch.
 
Nobody with a guaranteed monthly income as big as Chris's tugboat is going to end up permanently homeless.

Chris will likely end up getting arrested again after Barb dies and he won't have her helping him with lawyers. Eventually his tard card is going to run out and he will end up spending time in jail. Once that happens he will no longer have a tugboat.
 
Chris will likely end up getting arrested again after Barb dies and he won't have her helping him with lawyers. Eventually his tard card is going to run out and he will end up spending time in jail. Once that happens he will no longer have a tugboat.

Not true. They don't revoke it because you get some minor jail time. It has to be prison for longer than a year and he isn't getting prison for the dumb shit he does.
 
Not true. They don't revoke it because you get some minor jail time. It has to be prison for longer than a year and he isn't getting prison for the dumb shit he does.
I agree, I think he could try to hit or spit on a cop, and he would get a rose and he would get a free ticket to a children's movie.
 
I can only speak for where I live, which is major metro city but, cops tend to not give a flying fuck about mentally ill even when people ask the police for help removing them from trespassing/harassing people. Section 8 is full of dirtbags and creeps and weirdos Chris is going to fit in as long as he keeps his hands/mouth to himself. My .02 he's effectively castrated his physical condition is so bad before even considering he's been taking estrogen, his days of plotting rape are over. As previously said the biggest risk is a children's tantrum over his possibly section 8 neihbors blasting the sterio too loud. Chris getting into it with some swol ass nog living on section 8 next door would be sight to see. He tends to be a real pussy when it comes to any confrontation we'll just read about it on twitter how his new free housing sucks and everyone is a transphobe for telling him to take a fucking shower and he cries everyday cause everybody is so mean to him.
 
Chris would be so absolutely terrified and freaked out by even a minute of homelessness that he'd be dancing like a monkey.

When the Homeless saga comes in, all bets are off then? No cards or autographed Christabilia? Just return of videos degrading himself even more. Basically DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS on command.
 
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That's a myth. Why do people keep saying this shit?

It's just a regular mortgage. It will almost certainly be foreclosed on without Barb's income when she dies but that won't be immediate.

I wouldn't be surprised if she got a loan using the house as collateral. What I don't understand is what did the money go to? The money Bob left behind went to Rob Bell. They're not driving around in BMWs, the house is in shit shape. Did Barb have one of thise Nigerian catfisher boyfriends? Did she prepay for a lavish funeral? Is it in an account Chris doesn't know about that he'll get access to when she dies?
 
I wouldn't be surprised if she got a loan using the house as collateral. What I don't understand is what did the money go to? The money Bob left behind went to Rob Bell. They're not driving around in BMWs, the house is in shit shape. Did Barb have one of thise Nigerian catfisher boyfriends? Did she prepay for a lavish funeral? Is it in an account Chris doesn't know about that he'll get access to when she dies?
It went toward renovating the shut shack after the fire.
 
I can only speak for where I live, which is major metro city but, cops tend to not give a flying fuck about mentally ill even when people ask the police for help removing them from trespassing/harassing people. Section 8 is full of dirtbags and creeps and weirdos Chris is going to fit in as long as he keeps his hands/mouth to himself. My .02 he's effectively castrated his physical condition is so bad before even considering he's been taking estrogen, his days of plotting rape are over. As previously said the biggest risk is a children's tantrum over his possibly section 8 neihbors blasting the sterio too loud. Chris getting into it with some swol ass nog living on section 8 next door would be sight to see. He tends to be a real pussy when it comes to any confrontation we'll just read about it on twitter how his new free housing sucks and everyone is a transphobe for telling him to take a fucking shower and he cries everyday cause everybody is so mean to him.
If he makes it into Section 8 before getting stabbed on the streets, Chris will be in some danger from neighbors that he irritates for sure, especially as a white guy in a majority black housing situation. They will "take him out behind the woodshed." And I don't imagine them being very tolerant of his unpassable troonery either. Landlords? I don't care what they say, what rules they claim to have. If you pay your rent on time you can apparently blast your stereo at 3 AM and run a prostitution ring out of your place as long as you deny it and state that the complainants are lying. But like you said, if Chris does anything that could be considered assault, that would be different. Now as for tards and lunatics the situation depends if they have some sort of person who monitors them. Enough freakouts and they might get sent to a group home. If the tard is on their own, then that person becomes a community problem. Not gonna PL but I've seen some shit.
 
If he makes it into Section 8 before getting stabbed on the streets, Chris will be in some danger from neighbors that he irritates for sure, especially as a white guy in a majority black housing situation. They will "take him out behind the woodshed." And I don't imagine them being very tolerant of his unpassable troonery either. Landlords? I don't care what they say, what rules they claim to have. If you pay your rent on time you can apparently blast your stereo at 3 AM and run a prostitution ring out of your place as long as you deny it and state that the complainants are lying. But like you said, if Chris does anything that could be considered assault, that would be different. Now as for tards and lunatics the situation depends if they have some sort of person who monitors them. Enough freakouts and they might get sent to a group home. If the tard is on their own, then that person becomes a community problem. Not gonna PL but I've seen some shit.
If people move out because they don't want to be around Chris, that's another potential problem. "Hey kids, wanna come in and play Shipfic. I'll let you touch my Sonichu"
 
If he makes it into Section 8 before getting stabbed on the streets, Chris will be in some danger from neighbors that he irritates for sure, especially as a white guy in a majority black housing situation. They will "take him out behind the woodshed."
Ruckersville is about as full of scary ghetto black men as Antarctica. It's in one of the backwoods whitebread Trumpland parts of Virginia. He'll be living next door to Barb by another name, and chain-smokin' Tiffanee-Lynne and her four sticky brats under six years old.

edit: the one black man I've seen while passing through Ruckersville was wearing a Confederate flag hat
 
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