Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Snappy Jappy]

I still maintain that what Dick is doing on twitter is no different to how he always behaves, it's just that he's branched out to bantering and insulting the people on here too. I really wish he wasn't though, because you're absolutely right that it reeks of ill constrained narcissism. It was one thing where he would argue with people on twitter that are literally replying to him, or people he knows, but going out of his way to read the thread here and comment on it is pretty bleh. It would be a great move for everyone involved, lovers and haters, if he made an account here but I genuinely think he won't because he'd get mad at all the negratings he's guaranteed to get, especially now that a lot of people seem to be turning on him. Which is a shame, because it would be pretty entertaining. Hopefully Josh suggests it to him.

Speaking of josh, I called it several days ago that Dick was going to get him on fort he next episode and that part of the reason for all this is to make content (always works better for Dax when he has something to rail against) for the show. If you think he's going to ask Null to shut down the thread or something, you're probably going to be disappointed, at most he'll probably just bitch about people e-stalking 80's girl and her mother, and the hulagirl nonsense. Although, there's also a decently strong chance he'll genuinely rage about certain longtime haters posting in the thread and the number of suspiciously new accounts (no butthole posting guy in a while though, which is a true shame) ragging on him.

My greatest hope though is maddox get's exposed for doing more dumb shit and Dick decides to launch his own lolsuit, pretty sure he was throwing 'lawsuit' around on twitter recently in relation to that video on keemstar and the altright that maddox was in. One way or another that would be amazing.

Dick is too much of a Beta to make a Profile and post here

He can create a hugbox on twitter by blocking anyone that's mean to him, which is why he snipes us from there

I feel bad for all his fans that look up to him and see a quivering snowflake too afraid to stand up for himself on the farms

 

[George Cuckzunian]

If you think he's going to ask Null to shut down the thread or something, you're probably going to be disappointed, at most he'll probably just bitch about people e-stalking 80's girl and her mother, and the hulagirl nonsense. Although, there's also a decently strong chance he'll genuinely rage about certain longtime haters posting in the thread and the number of suspiciously new accounts (no butthole posting guy in a while though, which is a true shame) ragging on him.

I mean he's already been sperging on twitter low key hinting at Null to ban people. Dick has been telling the Reddit mods to since the Mint drama. No one has said anything about his Mom (but feel free to post her dox I guess). I don't think anyone here really cares about her. I specifically proved HulaGirl86 was Marie Valenzuela because Dax challenged the internet to prove it was here and called it slanderous lies from bully troll jerks and she never used that screen name ever for any reason. Dax is 100% the sole reason she has been thrust in the public eye and after the leaks and Dick non stop talking about her but using her as a human meat shield when he wants to avoid dealing with a problem (like explaining his Asterios hate boner that came from nowhere). Dax sure didn't mind when Mental Jess was roped into Maddox's drama.

But a straight up "Clean it up for me Jannie Joosh or no tendies for you" is doubtful. He will try and convince Joosh that these people in HIS thread just aren't funny or cool, try and get him to agree with him, [insert joke here], then try and lead Joosh to ways he can help like de indexing, banning SOME users, etc. I think it will be boring unless he makes Ralph and Joosh go at each other.

The wild card is a newly relapsed Ralph turning on Joosh for his corn harvest comment. Ralph got caught being a flaggot red handed. It seems like Dick and Ralph are being buddy buddy and don't care about Ralph's gay ops, and all other e-celeb bros are circle jerking each other evidence be damned. Joosh seems to know damn well what Ralph did but is reluctant to say more. A single confirmation from Joosh and Joosh explaining the proof for normies will end Ralphs rep. Dick needs Ralph to push naratives and be his personal army, and Joosh is not cleaning it up for Dick as much as wants.

 

[ddlloo]

I mean he's already been sperging on twitter low key hinting at Null to ban people. Dick has been telling the Reddit mods to since the Mint drama. No one has said anything about his Mom (but feel free to post her dox I guess). I don't think anyone here really cares about her. I specifically proved HulaGirl86 was Marie Valenzuela because Dax challenged the internet to prove it was here and called it slanderous lies from bully troll jerks and she never used that screen name ever for any reason. Dax is 100% the sole reason she has been thrust in the public eye and after the leaks and Dick non stop talking about her but using her as a human meat shield when he wants to avoid dealing with a problem (like explaining his Asterios hate boner that came from nowhere). Dax sure didn't mind when Mental Jess was roped into Maddox's drama.

I said HER mom, not his. And you most certainly haven't proved shit about 80's girl, lol.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I really don't understand why he is so open about his drug use. When you fill out the federal form to purchase a gun they specifically ask if you use or ever have used any illegal drugs. While I am sure people lie about this all the time since its up to the federal government to catch you, most people don't go bragging about their super cool illegal drug use on their podcast and post pictures of the guns they just purchased on Twitter

Really Karen?

Yes everyone lies on that form, for crying out loud it asks if you've had marijuana in a year. The ATF is not going to knock down your door and take your cache of guns or arrest you because you've admitted to dabbling in narcotics in the past and then lied on the holy government form. They ask you that question because ultimately they want it drilled in your head that you should never do drugs and then play with your deadly firearm.

"My client Dax Herrara is running a comedy podcast where he plays an anti-authority personality in the style of Hunter S Thompson, his claims are fantasy when he's talking in the Dick Masterson persona." That's more or less what a lawyer would say if he had to defend Dax's reputation in a court of law. I could only see this coming up in some Child Custody battle which isn't a worry for Dax since he's got no intention to be a dad.

When it comes to drug use Dax's only concern is getting arrested with it, and he lives in Los Angeles so frankly he just needs to not be driving 120 mph in downtown Pasadena.

 

[RoobyRoobyRoo]

Since we're all virgins can we join his virgin contest and call in about it? Tweet a response to this maddax

 

[George Cuckzunian]

I said HER mom, not his. And you most certainly haven't proved shit about 80's girl, lol.

All that came up about Marie Valenzuela's mom on here is a few facebook posts during her time dating Maddox. How did I not prove that Marie Valenzuela uses the name HulaGirl86? As you saying the Kik profile with her pic that has no reverse image search results is an AI bot/troll/Julia Campbel pretending to be Marie Valenzuela? Dick was the one who denied she had anything to do with the screen name, people thought it was suspicious how much happened to a bunch of the profiles with that screen name. As for the cam whoring, I have said that the jury is still out on that but where as before it seemed like Jesse making up stuff, now given how pissed it makes Dax, how in denial he was that she ever had that screen name, and how there seems to continue to be a reoccurring theme of BPD mental illness with Marie I'm leaning more toward true.

How have I not proved the Kik profile HulaGirl86 is Marie?

 

[News Babe]

Really Karen?

Yes everyone lies on that form, for crying out loud it asks if you've had marijuana in a year. The ATF is not going to knock down your door and take your cache of guns or arrest you because you've admitted to dabbling in narcotics in the past and then lied on the holy government form. They ask you that question because ultimately they want it drilled in your head that you should never do drugs and then play with your deadly firearm.

"My client Dax Herrara is running a comedy podcast where he plays an anti-authority personality in the style of Hunter S Thompson, his claims are fantasy when he's talking in the Dick Masterson persona." That's more or less what a lawyer would say if he had to defend Dax's reputation in a court of law. I could only see this coming up in some Child Custody battle which isn't a worry for Dax since he's got no intention to be a dad.

When it comes to drug use Dax's only concern is getting arrested with it, and he lives in Los Angeles so frankly he just needs to not be driving 120 hours in downtown Pasadena.

Let me rephrase that. Given the gay ops Maddox has done it seems stupid to give him ammo

 

[ddlloo]

All that came up about Marie Valenzuela's mom on here is a few facebook posts during her time dating Maddox. How did I not prove that Marie Valenzuela uses the name HulaGirl86? As you saying the Kik profile with her pic that has no reverse image search results is an AI bot/troll/Julia Campbel pretending to be Marie Valenzuela? Dick was the one who denied she had anything to do with the screen name, people thought it was suspicious how much happened to a bunch of the profiles with that screen name. As for the cam whoring, I have said that the jury is still out on that but where as before it seemed like Jesse making up stuff, now given how pissed it makes Dax, how in denial he was that she ever had that screen name, and how there seems to continue to be a reoccurring theme of BPD mental illness with Marie I'm leaning more toward true.

How have I not proved the Kik profile HulaGirl86 is Marie?

Because a single picture of a woman that looks like her doesn't prove that it is? Hell, for all I know it may well be her, but even if it does is her it also doesn't prove the actually interesting point of the allegation which is that she was a camwhore.

 

[porsalin5]

The real question is who would pay a haggard Jim Carrey lookalike to camwhore? Not that many people I'm assuming, but if we can find one of them, they might have the evidence.

 

[Unog]

I still maintain that what Dick is doing on twitter is no different to how he always behaves, it's just that he's branched out to bantering and insulting the people on here too. I really wish he wasn't though, because you're absolutely right that it reeks of ill constrained narcissism. It was one thing where he would argue with people on twitter that are literally replying to him, or people he knows, but going out of his way to read the thread here and comment on it is pretty bleh. It would be a great move for everyone involved, lovers and haters, if he made an account here but I genuinely think he won't because he'd get mad at all the negratings he's guaranteed to get, especially now that a lot of people seem to be turning on him. Which is a shame, because it would be pretty entertaining. Hopefully Josh suggests it to him.

I was a casual listener for a good while (around the start of the Maddox lawsuit), and I occasionally checked his twitter for hot takes before he made the cringe-tastic "YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS INCELS" speech in defense of Mumkey. If you seriously think he's not pissed off, I'd like to know what you're smoking, because even Tim Pool covering for Maddox didn't piss him off this much.

 

[ddlloo]

The real question is who would pay a haggard Jim Carrey lookalike to camwhore? Not that many people I'm assuming, but if we can find one of them, they might have the evidence.

Did you never troll ugly camwhores into putting shoes on their heads like the cool kids did? Because if you had of then you would know that there are a lot of fucking uggos camwhoring.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Let me rephrase that. Given the gay ops Maddox has done it seems stupid to give him ammo

I wrote a more detailed post a few pages back, there is nothing better for the Dick Masterson Brand then for Maddox to be gayopping him. Maddox is Wille E. Coyote, every great trap he makes leads to him falling off a canyon.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Because a single picture of a woman that looks like her doesn't prove that it is? Hell, for all I know it may well be her, but even if it does is her it also doesn't prove the actually interesting point of the allegation which is that she was a camwhore.

okay, I'll bite. What is your explanation?

 

[ddlloo]

okay, I'll bite. What is your explanation?

Explanation for what?

 

[MemeGrey]

okay, I'll bite. What is your explanation?

Maddox made the Kik account to catfish men because he is a closet homosexual

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Explanation for what?

Everything around HulaGirl86. I am aware that there is not yet any proof of camwhoring, and there may not be. However Dick is the one who tried to say Marie had zero ties to the HulaGirl86 name. The Kik account proves that Marie is linked to that screen name. There are TONS of wiped accounts with that name, the wiped accounts seem to line up with leaks that Marie is mentally ill. Dick seems to get upset when it's mentioned, to the point where he asks his mods to all mentions of it, strange for someone who says its all fake and gay. Dick and his fan boys have talked in the reddit about suing for Revenge Porn then say "if he has pics release them."

Then again the way Dick heads have been acting at this point I'm sure if I found a full on archive video with Marie Valenzuela stating her full name, social security number, date of birth, holding up two forms of ID, and doing exactly what has been mentioned in other leaks they'd grab a broom and say that it is all photoshopped and Maddox/JLH/Asterios/Cameron Clarke/Andrew Simpson (Hazencruz)/Jess (male or female)/etc. plotted this and then do 3 shows on the Ralph Retort talking about how this was all fake and talking about how this could be faked.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Here's my prediction. Digibro goes on Dicks's show on Sunday and Dick says how unfair it is Kiwi Farmers 'stalked his girlfriend'. Digibro's girlfriend goes on the Killstream on Wednesday and it's basically the same thing - Josh is bad because he's not stopping stalkers on his site going after people's girlfriends and their mothers, the monsters. No explicit ultimatum but Dick knows Josh would rather have the $2K a month than not have it and perhaps mention that NewProject2 is something he set up for 'his friends', with the implicit suggestion that people who stop being his friends aren't welcome on it. Ralph will rage at Josh over his sacrifice comment even though the appropriate response would be to treat it as banter.

How will Josh react to this? Will he go on either show? Stay tuned and find out!

 

[ddlloo]

Everything around HulaGirl86. I am aware that there is not yet any proof of camwhoring, and there may not be. However Dick is the one who tried to say Marie had zero ties to the HulaGirl86 name. The Kik account proves that Marie is linked to that screen name. There are TONS of wiped accounts with that name, the wiped accounts seem to line up with leaks that Marie is mentally ill. Dick seems to get upset when it's mentioned, to the point where he asks his mods to all mentions of it, strange for someone who says its all fake and gay. Dick and his fan boys have talked in the reddit about suing for Revenge Porn then say "if he has pics release them."

Then again the way Dick heads have been acting at this point I'm sure if I found a full on archive video with Marie Valenzuela stating her full name, social security number, date of birth, holding up two forms of ID, and doing exactly what has been mentioned in other leaks they'd grab a broom and say that it is all photoshopped and Maddox/JLH/Asterios/Cameron Clarke/Andrew Simpson (Hazencruz)/Jess (male or female)/etc. plotted this and then do 3 shows on the Ralph Retort talking about how this was all fake and talking about how this could be faked.

>the Kik account proves that Marie is linked to that screen name
>proves

Dude, it's a single picture of a woman that looks like her. I've got no idea if it is actually her or not.
Wiped accounts? No idea. Maybe Hulagirl86 was the account podawful cammed under so he knew everything was wiped. Or it's just some other thot that went dark, who knows.
And of course dick doesn't want people talking about this. If it's true then obviously he doesn't want people knowing, if it's not true then he also doesn't want people lying or propagating a rumour that his partner, an elementary teacher, was a camwhore.

> if I found a full on archive video with Marie Valenzuela stating her full name, social security number, date of birth, holding up two forms of ID, and doing exactly what has been mentioned in other leaks
Yeah but you don't have that. You have a profile picture of a woman that may or may not be her, and that's basically the only evidence after what feels like 3000 years of people like jessie bringing this shit up.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Here's my prediction. Digibro goes on Dicks's show on Sunday and Dick says how unfair it is Kiwi Farmers 'stalked his girlfriend'. Digibro's girlfriend goes on the Killstream on Wednesday and it's basically the same thing - Josh is bad because he's not stopping stalkers on his site going after people's girlfriends and their mothers, the monsters. No explicit ultimatum but Dick knows Josh would rather have the $2K a month than not have it and perhaps mention that NewProject2 is something he set up for 'his friends', with the implicit suggestion that people who stop being his friends aren't welcome on it. Ralph will rage at Josh over his sacrifice comment even though the appropriate response would be to treat it as banter.

How will Josh react to this? Will he go on either show? Stay tuned and find out!

Good prediction. Honestly the whole TDS community went from trolls having fun to a lame PR marketing spin campaign for Dick's internet fwends.
2 years ago everyone would of been laughing at Digibro becomming a troon and his gf/wife/fiancee supporting it

 

[Disheveled Human]

Assuming Null decides to go on the dick show to "talk it out" is Dick and Ralph are going to throw Josh softballs and try and get him back on board as a Dickhead and Ralphamale at least making it so he won't give bad takes about them like stop bringing up Ralph needing to be sacrificed as an offering for a bountiful harvest ect. What the great leader will do is completely up to him.